In b4 da

I just put my shoes on a minute ago and felt something in the toe of the shoe. I walked a few steps into the kitchen and took it off to shake it out over the hard floor in there.
The lump in my right shoe was a big fucking spider :eek
Looks like my toe crushed it before it had any chance to bite me. It's got some big fucking fans like a tarantula. I'm not sure what the hell kind of spider that is :wtf
*random*
I think I'm going to have to go to the chiropractor . . . I can't til my head back to look up & that could seriously intefere with my cack sucking abilities.
:spit
nono
I need a bigger garage.
T-Minus 2.5 hours until weekend
damn so far it looks like r@1n all weekend :grrr
fuck, im getting ready to ride home and the sky just opened up. oh well guess i'll make the best of it and do rolling burnouts all the way home
I'm great at that :dunnoMartin would massage your neck for you at IRLSFH