My wifes first sportbike ride!

RoyNelson · Sep 19, 2011

So......

My kids went to their grandparents for the week, and I decided to take my wife out on the gixxer! We left and went across town to get some dinner. We ate dinner and then headed back to the house. On the way back I decided to take a detour so that my wife could have a better experience on her first sportbike ride ever. During the detour we hit a straightaway, and about halfway down it she starts squeezing me with her knees and tapping me on my ribcage. I pulled over into a parking lot and asked her, "What is wrong?!" She said, "You were going too fast!" I said, "But baby... I was only going 55!" :wtf

Maybe she's not ready for a sportbike yet? :dunno

slblack · Sep 19, 2011

Ah yes, I remember when I was young and dumb and 16 and had a girl from school on the back of my brothers bike. Did 80 and she said she felt shes gonna fly off. Miss those times...

btw Dane cook sucks.

Kentucky Fried Cholo · Sep 19, 2011

guys htat <3 dane cook

iss

Pro-Lux-Racing · Sep 19, 2011

slblack said:
btw Dane cook sucks.

At least this Dane cook does! :lmao

RoyNelson · Sep 19, 2011

slblack said:
btw Dane cook sucks.

Kcoc said:
guys htat <3 dane cookiss

I see that your name still hasn't changed back either! :lmao

Pro-Lux-Racing said:
At least this Dane cook does! :lmao

:flipoff

Thanks again Moto_Joe!!!

:shifty

I have to watch what I say on here, or I will keep this damn Dane Cook shit forever!

:suicide

Mr. Fluffer · Sep 19, 2011

My fiancee said the same thing when I did 60. :dunno She got used to it a bit.

RoyNelson · Sep 19, 2011

GSXR6Mac said:
My fiancee said the same thing when I did 60. :dunno She got used to it a bit.

Oh my god! Your reply was actually completely related to the thread, and had nothing to do with a certain un-named comedian! :cheers

Lean With It · Sep 19, 2011

as soon as I could ride comfortably in the twisties, my girl hated going slow. Trying to teach her how to lean and stuff while on the back. Shit is crazy :frantic cuz she rarely listens LOL. Now that I've hit the track, she enjoys just a regular cruise as much as I do. Now she wants to ride 2up on the track with TPM. :dunno go figure. I've been tasked with trying to keep up and get her on gopro LOL that ain't happenin.

Mr. Fluffer · Sep 19, 2011

I <3 Dane Cook said:
Oh my god! Your reply was actually completely related to the thread, and had nothing to do with a certain un-named comedian! :cheers

Sorry, your gay, and so is your lover, Dane Cook.. Better? :twitch

tblade · Sep 19, 2011

took my wife out last year 2-up and she was ok for the most part.. got back home and she said in a very calm matter-of-fact voice - 'you were speeding hun, the limit was 45'

me: (in my most innocent straight poker face) uh-huh, I was doing about that
she: (very calmly) bullshit sweetie, I looked over at the speedo and it clearly read 92
me: (still trying to play it :banghead): its the speedo healer - I haven't calibrated it yet
she: saw you doing that last weekend
me: (bail, bail, bail) well, fugg it dear, you dont HAVE to go with me on the bike, y'know
she: i don't plan to

yup, that was our last ride together on the bike... win-win?

Pro-Lux-Racing · Sep 19, 2011

I <3 Dane Cook said:
I have to watch what I say on here, or I will keep this damn Dane Cook shit forever!

:suicide

Just change your name to "I love Moto joe" :lmao

It's_Just_Bob · Sep 19, 2011

When I was in my younger squidly years, I took a couple ex's on some 130+mph rides... one I had to fight to keep off the bike after that, one it didn't phase.

The one it didnt phase.. We went on a couple rides like that, but one time I did a wheelie with her on the back, and I almost lost her, I mean I literally felt her sliding off the bike, so I chopped the throttle and got her back. When we stopped she was PISSED! But it wasn't cuz of the wheelie...

It was because her nail broke when she tried to grab on when she was falling off :scratch

Ride Naked · Sep 19, 2011

I remember the first time I took my wife on a ride, she was ok but REALLY nervous, but she liked it. she got over the nervousness and next season she wanted her own bike. (shit) so we got her a ninja 500r and she took the safety class, followed by a couple weeks training with me in parking lots. NOW she says she never wants to ride on the back of a bike again, go figure

Moto_Joe · Sep 20, 2011

GSXR6Mac said:
Sorry, your gay, and so is your lover, Dane Cook.. Better? :twitch

*you're

:english or :gtfo

Pro-Lux-Racing · Sep 20, 2011

Moto_Joe said:
*you're

:english or :gtfo

:lmao Pretty bad when a puerto rican has to teach english! :lmao

Buster Hymen · Sep 20, 2011

Moto_Joe said:
*you're

:english or :gtfo

:lol

Pro-Lux-Racing said:
:lmao Pretty bad when a puerto rican has to teach english! :lmao

:spit

Mr. Fluffer · Sep 20, 2011

Moto_Joe said:
*you're

:english or :gtfo

Guy makes one mistake and looks what happens. Plus, it's BC. He can't read anyways. :frantic

RoyNelson · Sep 20, 2011

GSXR6Mac said:
Guy makes one mistake and looks what happens. Plus, it's BC. He can't read anyways. :frantic

:lmao

:flipoff

cainyboy · Sep 20, 2011

I <3 Dane Cook said:
So......

I decided to take my boyfriend out on the gixxer! We left and went across town to get some 'real action'. I ate some Cock and then headed back to the house. On the way back I decided to take a detour so that my boyfriend could have a better experience on his first Official date since stepping out of the closet. During the detour we hit a Gay club, I was about halfway finished with him when he starts squeezing me with his knees and tapping me on my head. I pulled him out of my mouth and asked him, "What is wrong?!" he said, "You were going too fast!" I said, "But baby... I was only just getting started" :wtf

The dane fixed it for you:thumbup

RoyNelson · Sep 20, 2011

cainyboy said:
The dane fixed it for you:thumbup

REAL ORIGINAL asshole! But pretty damn funny. :banghead

My wifes first sportbike ride!

RoyNelson

slblack

Kentucky Fried Cholo

Pro-Lux-Racing

RoyNelson

Mr. Fluffer

RoyNelson

Lean With It

Mr. Fluffer

tblade

Pro-Lux-Racing

It's_Just_Bob

Ride Naked

Moto_Joe

Pro-Lux-Racing

Buster Hymen

Mr. Fluffer

RoyNelson

cainyboy

RoyNelson

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