My bike. The wife and I went for a ride last night around town. We decide to go to the Enzian Theatre (I thought Blade runner directors cut was playing, instead it was some romantic comedy:hammer). I lock the bike to a sturdy post and set the alarm on silent alert. We are inside ordering dinner when my pager goes off. I hurry outside (with my helmet in hand) and see some punk sitting on my bike. So being the law abiding citizen I am I creep up on this schmuck (he was so focused on my ignition he did not hear me coming) with my lid in my right hand. As I begin my wind up this unwashed peasant starts to turn his head. Just in time to catch my helmet in the center of his face. He falls off of my bike and yells while trying to get up. At which point I hit him again, this time on the top of his head. He goes down again, at which point I let hit run off. My wife is still inside so I start the bike and ride home and returned with the cage.
I did not call the cops because this is the third attempt someone has made at stealing my machine. The previous two times I filled out a report only to find out that the lazy, donut eating cop did not file the damn things (both times). This punk is lucky he was not shot, but no use going to jail for some punk. Something has to be done about these thieving b@stards. MAN!! I really hate thieves. On the plus side my wife thought I was heroic and I got to engage in a few extracurricular activities during sex last night!
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I apologize for the rant, it's over now.:dissapointed
I did not call the cops because this is the third attempt someone has made at stealing my machine. The previous two times I filled out a report only to find out that the lazy, donut eating cop did not file the damn things (both times). This punk is lucky he was not shot, but no use going to jail for some punk. Something has to be done about these thieving b@stards. MAN!! I really hate thieves. On the plus side my wife thought I was heroic and I got to engage in a few extracurricular activities during sex last night!
I apologize for the rant, it's over now.:dissapointed