My girlfriend pwned some "biker dude"

Plastic Cup Politics said:

I had alot of people tell me that on my R6... :lol "hey man only one side of your light is working"

Then one guy actually followed me and told me when I stopped, really nice gesture, I still laughed though. :lol

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SPL170db said:

How about when you are rolling along in something like this and someone is like "do a wheelie"

yeah, you got it buddy.

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R.U. Sirius said:

Well, I've told this story a few times before, but it's pretty much the only "pwned" story related to bikes I have... So here goes...

The wifey and I are out on a ride one day and were actually on our way back home. About 3 or 4 miles from the house we pull over to a gas station to get some gas and a quick drink...

Just after we pull in, another bike pulls in from the opposite direction and pulls to the pump beside us. A guy and a girl, BOTH wearing t-shirts and shorts... The girl in flip-flops, the guy in low-top sneaks... The girl was at least wearing a helmet, but not the guy...

My wife and I just looked at each other and shook our heads... I'm usually fairly outspoken, but wasn't going to say anything... Decided just to keep to myself...

The guy of course makes the typical "Hey man, what size is that?" (always a great indication when the only thing they care about is how many cc's you have)... I tell him a 1k, and his next response was "wow, bet you can do some crazy wheelies on that thing"... uhhh whatever....

So anyway, the gas is flowing, and all of a sudden the girl looks over and tells my wife that she really likes her jacket...

Well, by this point I just couldn't take it anymore... :biggrin

So I looked at her and said, "So you guys aren't married are you?"

She says, "No why?"

I replied, "Well, I just know if I was married to or going to marry someone, I wouldn't want them to get all hideous and ugly by losing half their skin or something like that. Wearing stuff like that even a mild accident would leave you looking like that guy from the movie mask. So I just figured your boyfriend wanted to keep his options open in case that ever happened so he could trade you in for a better model..." :spit

She kinda paused and thought about what I was saying for a few minutes, then started asking her BF why he didn't make her wear gear and what would happen if something did happen, etc..etc..etc...

Then it came... The funniest shit I've ever heard... He looks at her and says, "No No baby... I've been riding this thing for 3 months now... Nothing gonna happen!" :lol

So I started laughing out loud, she gets more pissed, they argue some more, etc...

So anyway, the gas is done, we're just sticking around for the show now... He keeps trying to get her back on the bike and she refuses and tells him she's not going anywhere...

So finally he gets all pissed off, screams a bunch of shit and then hops on his bike and takes off...

Pulling out of the gas station he guns the throttle, the rear comes out from under him, he drops the throttle and goes into a highside....

So now his bike's laying in the middle of the highway... He jumps up, he's all skun up and stuff, then he does something completely unexpected...

I'm not exactly sure what it was... It was some sort of kung fu / king kong move... He kinda bounced up and down with his legs spread a bit, starts beating his chest like a gorilla, looks up into the sky and just starts SCREAMING this horrendous scream at the top of his lungs...

When he's finally finished, he picks up his bike and zooms off yet again... :lol

On the bright side, we got her number (made sure she was okay afterwards and didn't need a ride home or anything) and later the wifey and her became uhhh "really" close friends... :lol In fact, there used to be some pics floating around in the Red R forum of them doing uhh "things" to each other at one point in time... Dunno if they're still around or not... unk

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