I know some of you have some good ones. Lets see them...







:lolCapoeirist said:Letter from my wife
To my darling husband.
Before you return from your overseas trip to the ring I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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furreal shit is the wife still alive? loolrootkit said:Dude, more details por favor.
whats funny is that i wouldnt be surprised hahahha03impy said:chop chop choppin'...lawl
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