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Slap some vaseline on those rosey cheeks of yours, that should do the trick. And think of the sensation that you will get when it slides down to your sack.............
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When riding around in assless chaps and no pants on how the fuck do I keep my ass from sticking to the seat?

Chicks dig it butt (hu hu hu) it hurts when I get off the seat and some of my ass Flesh (hu hu hu) rips from my butt!


Help a brotha out.


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its easy just get a huge can of hairspray and coat the seat with it .........no problem
 

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if you'd properly armor-all your seat you wouldn't have this problem...
 

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Simple....make sure you have a serious case of the scoots before riding. The persistant anal leakage should offer plenty of anti sticktion lubricant.

Now women....how do they do the same without leaving a hickey on the upholstery?
 

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phreakITR is the only sane person here. I think I'll create an FAQ about the correct parts of your bike to Armorall (tyres, seat, grips) as well as exactly how much WD-40 to use on brake pads.
 

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ya wraps yourself in saran wrap, ya silly manwhore. notorious wife thought that one up i believe...
 

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Fleshy...rig yer oil leakin bike so it squirts a little on the seat and your problem is solved. Plus it'll help ya move around on the seat when transitioning from full lean left to right and vice versa.
 

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I got a solution to your whole
problem.
Your crazy ass needs to stop wearing
assless chaps
PROBLEM SOLVED

later
 

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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by tricky:
I got a solution to your whole
problem.
Your crazy ass needs to stop wearing
assless chaps
PROBLEM SOLVED

later
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what kinda lame ass solution is that?
I don't tell ya momma to put her panties back on just cuz her ass hurts when I plug her from behind...

I suggest replacing your seat with a large plastic dildo to hold you in place without the sticking action.
 

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as a brother of the same problem i know you obviously aint riding fast enough. I now ride everywhere at 110% and the scares provide warm slippy stff to keep my arse chaff free for days
 

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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by nudiepix:


what kinda lame ass solution is that?
I don't tell ya momma to put her panties back on just cuz her ass hurts when I plug her from behind...
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HAHAHAHHAHAHA ohh my GOD I can't do this shit anymore this shit is fuckin' HILARIOUS! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!!! OWWWWW SIDES HURTING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!



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Just use the KY left over from last night. Works great and should remedy this problem.
 
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