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i have a similar hread running in our DUBAI portal. so i decided to jump start some stuff here, and what better day to start than today. Guys feel free to add your contribution as well.

"Today is Valentine's Day, or as MEN call it EXTORTION DAY" - Jay Leno.

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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”Albert Einstein

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another stolen quote;

“I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.”
quote by Colin Raye
 

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i got this one the email.. btw feel free to use them quotes :punk

My dad told me that if Adam and E ve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise.
Why? Because, they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple.



My father was an alcoholic, he once read, "DRINK, CANADA DRY!", so he went there to do it!
 

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“Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.”
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I called Dominos Pizza last night and ordered a Thin and Crusty Supreme. Next thing I know, Diana Ross was ringing his doorbell.
 
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