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I cross ocean,

poor and broke,

Take bus,

see employment folk.

Nice man treat me

good in there,

Says I need to

see welfare.

Welfare say,

"You come no more,

We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare cheques,

they make you wealthy,


it keep you healthy!

By and by,

I got plenty money,

Thanks to you,

Canadian dummy.

Write to friends

in motherland,

Tell them 'come

fast as you can.'

They come in turbans

and stolen trucks,

I buy big house

with welfare bucks

They come here,

we live together,

More welfare cheques,

it gets better!

Fourteen families,

All moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy

moves away,

Now I buy his house,

and then I say,

Find more people

for house to rent."

And in the yard

I put a tent.

Send for family

they just trash,

But they too,

draw welfare cash!

Everything is good,

Soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby --

it's called breeding,

Welfare pay

for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?

Wife need pills?

We get it free!
We got no bills!

Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,

To keep welfare

running here.

We think Canada
darn good place!

Too darn good for

the white man race.

If they no like us
they can scram,

Got lots of room in

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