If I let out a big ass fart while I'm riding.............
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Re: If I let out a big ass fart while I\'m riding............
Try shitting your pants if they don't smell it. Then run your hands down and get some of the hot steaming shit, get beside them and throw it in their face. They should smell it at that point.
Try shitting your pants if they don't smell it. Then run your hands down and get some of the hot steaming shit, get beside them and throw it in their face. They should smell it at that point.
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Re: If I let out a big ass fart while I\'m riding............
You could ensure they smell it by making your fart directional. Simply take an oxygen mask with a small tube attached and stick the tube in your ass but remmeber to put the mask over your mouth/nose. The constant cycling of the fumes will stimulate the methane molecules just like a laser does with photons thus increasing the power. The emission is directional and more powerful this way....or so I read. Report back with your results
You could ensure they smell it by making your fart directional. Simply take an oxygen mask with a small tube attached and stick the tube in your ass but remmeber to put the mask over your mouth/nose. The constant cycling of the fumes will stimulate the methane molecules just like a laser does with photons thus increasing the power. The emission is directional and more powerful this way....or so I read. Report back with your results
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Re: If I let out a big ass fart while I\'m riding............
Casa Bonita?
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Holy crap, we used to go there all the time when I was a kid while visiting relatives in Arvada. I thought that placed closed down! Do they still have the cheesy cliff diving thing?
Casa Bonita?
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Yup. Gorrilla and the Gunfighters. That is the only reason I still go there, cause the grandparents used to take me there when I was like 3 or 4. I was so freakin scared of that damn gorrila, I just had to share that with my daughter.
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Casa Bonita rules, bad all you can eat food and all.
I knew there was something redemable about you Gixxerjockey1, you have been to Colorado. Contrary to SVS, natch.
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Yup. Gorrilla and the Gunfighters. That is the only reason I still go there, cause the grandparents used to take me there when I was like 3 or 4. I was so freakin scared of that damn gorrila, I just had to share that with my daughter.
I knew there was something redemable about you Gixxerjockey1, you have been to Colorado. Contrary to SVS, natch.
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Been to CO at least once a year since I was born. Still got family out there. Arvada and up the hill in Evergreen.
I hate that gorilla to this day.
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Freaks me out like the flyin monkees in Wizard of Oz.
Next thing your gonna tell me is Elich's (sp) is still around.
Been to CO at least once a year since I was born. Still got family out there. Arvada and up the hill in Evergreen.
I hate that gorilla to this day.
Next thing your gonna tell me is Elich's (sp) is still around.
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Yup, elitches is still here, got bought out by 6flags. Its now called 6 Flags over Elitch garden or some such, but we all call it Elitches still. It moved too, now it is down by the Pepsi center. Right where they run the Denver Grand Prix. It is waay bigger and actually pretty cool.
I think its been a little longer than a year since you've been here.
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Next time you come, hit a brother up and we'll go get some Casa Bonita Enchiladas and go spray grits all over the rides at Elitches.
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Yup, elitches is still here, got bought out by 6flags. Its now called 6 Flags over Elitch garden or some such, but we all call it Elitches still. It moved too, now it is down by the Pepsi center. Right where they run the Denver Grand Prix. It is waay bigger and actually pretty cool.
I think its been a little longer than a year since you've been here.
Next time you come, hit a brother up and we'll go get some Casa Bonita Enchiladas and go spray grits all over the rides at Elitches.
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I've smelled a couple killers on the back of a bike. lol
Re: If I let out a big ass fart while I\'m riding............
I've been to Colorado. I have family in Ouray. I have been to Denver, Breck, Keystone, Durango, Silverton, Ouray, and Telluride. I went on a family vacation a few years ago to Durango, Silverton, and Ouray. We started in Albequerque NM and ended up in Santa Fe NM. Ahhhh the memories. I was with my ex and we... well you know she liked having sex where we could get caught.
I've been to Colorado. I have family in Ouray. I have been to Denver, Breck, Keystone, Durango, Silverton, Ouray, and Telluride. I went on a family vacation a few years ago to Durango, Silverton, and Ouray. We started in Albequerque NM and ended up in Santa Fe NM. Ahhhh the memories. I was with my ex and we... well you know she liked having sex where we could get caught.
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Re: If I let out a big ass fart while I\'m riding............
GIxxerfix same goes for you, ya come out here again you better hit me up. Any of you squidfarm fuckers are always welcome at the Hotrod Estate...
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Come meet your overlord. It will count as a pilgrimage....
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Thats only cause I haven't posted anything yet.and still enjoying the laughing gas I see![]()
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I've smelled a couple killers on the back of a bike. lol![]()
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Funniest thing I've read today.![]()
GIxxerfix same goes for you, ya come out here again you better hit me up. Any of you squidfarm fuckers are always welcome at the Hotrod Estate...
Come meet your overlord. It will count as a pilgrimage....
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