I have a buddy in the hospital, I brought him some personal items and when I went to leave, the road is a two lane each way seperated by a double yellow. I was in the left lane, there was a car in the right lane, and an oncoming car in their left lane (double yellow side) the car in the right lane was doing a couple mph under the speed limit, I was going the speed limit passing him. As I get up next to him, my front tire is about even with his rear view mirror, he abruptly Changes lanes while simultaneously flicking on his blinker. There was like a milli second and this dude was all up in my personal bubble. I was at this point, shoulder to shoulder with the guy, in first gear. I didn't think I would be able to stop in time to not catch his rear wheel well so I rolled hard on the throttle, wheels between the double yellow, and for a split second was smack dab between this asshole, and the oncoming asshole that saw the whole thing unfold and never bothered to give me an inch. It was only for a fraction of a second but if you would have paused time,. I could have reached out and touched both driver windows with both hands from where I was sitting. I almost pooped a little. I don't much care for being that close to inconsiderate assholes who aren't paying a lick of attention. Fortunately Im not a panicky person. The whole thing seemed to slow down, my initial jump from the guy trying to side wipe me put me on top of the opposite yellow line, I was able to correct and get both wheels between both lines while heavy in the throttle and make it through. At the next stop light, the after effects of the adrenaline started to kick in my body was light and tingly and a large breath of relief escaped me. Glad the paramedics didn't have to scrape me up off the concrete. And charge me $600.00 to litterally take me across the street to the ER.