[ECC3]

This is my first bike ever....I look awesome on it. Bought a set of leathers, an $800 helmet gloves and all that - safety first, is what the dealer told me (ya right- he just wants to sell me some more stuff). To make it more appealing to the chicks, I put a GPS on the bike too - Spent $20K out the door financed.

The power is amazing. In fact yesterday, I peepee'd in my pants on my ride home. My question is, what do you guys do to control your bladder output?

 

[LitreGixxer]

I'd suggest an EZ Leaker. It's really just a condom with a hose attached ot it. You put the condom on, same as any other condom then route the hose down your pant leg and up the side of the gas tank. Attach it securely to the top of your windscreen. That should effectively control your bladder for you.

 

[G-FORCE]

your first bike is a GIXXER 1000?!?!? ARE YOU NUTS? May the GIXXER GOD BE WITH YOU...because you are going to have one hell of a time learning how to ride on such a powerful bike. It would have been much wiser to get a 600 or even a 750 for that matter, and learns the physics of the whole deal. Best of luck though. Keep it is right side up!

 

[02GSXR750]

OMG, I dont believe that the dealer actually let a new rider buy a gixxer, and said saftey first. Anyways, try not to kill youself. That bike is a handful. Even with my experience I still dont want that bike. Its just too fast. BE VERY CAREFUL.

 

[I Fuck My Mom and Love It]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LitreGixxer:
I'd suggest an EZ Leaker. It's really just a condom with a hose attached ot it. You put the condom on, same as any other condom then route the hose down your pant leg and up the side of the gas tank. .<hr></blockquote>

And I thought I was the only one who used this, except I route the hose right into the gas tank, the extra

gives you better performance and gas mileage

 

[nudiepix]

I actually clip off my peepee with those industrial size metal clips that you use to bind papers. (Ya know, those big back binder clips).

That holds it in pretty well for at least a couple of hours.


As long as you can keep the bladder under control, I think the Gixxer1000 is a perfect first bike. It sets you up nicely for getting a turbo busa, or similar bike.

 

[skidmark]

My 1st bike was a gixxer 1000 too. I just bought one of those replica german war helmets and a pair of $20 shades.
I wear sandles, shorts and a wifebeater when I ride it.
Am I cool?

 

[ECC3]

Gee guys!...Thanks for the replies! You guys are the best...God I love this place!!!...

My next question would be:

Occasionally on tight twists and turns, I pull a little too much on the throttle which get's me over the yellow lines a bit...now today, It wasn't just a little peepee that came out, but a real blast of brownie mix in my underwear...so here is the question:

WHAT BRAND OF DIAPERS ARE MOST ABSORBENT FOR THIS TYPE OF SITUATION - Which one deals with Poop Blast the best?

 

[nudiepix]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mark:
My 1st bike was a gixxer 1000 too. I just bought one of those replica german war helmets and a pair of $20 shades.
I wear sandles, shorts and a wifebeater when I ride it.
Am I cool?<hr></blockquote>

As ice.

 

[nudiepix]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by migz123:

WHAT BRAND OF DIAPERS ARE MOST ABSORBENT FOR THIS TYPE OF SITUATION - Which one deals with Poop Blast the best?<hr></blockquote>


I actually prefer the use of a large rubber butt-plug. I don't know anything about diapers.

 

[I Fuck My Mom and Love It]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by migz123:

WHAT BRAND OF DIAPERS ARE MOST ABSORBENT FOR THIS TYPE OF SITUATION - Which one deals with Poop Blast the best?<hr></blockquote>

Diaper??? I just use bounty paper towels, I shove in my pants, you know they are the 'quicker picker upper', and most absorbent, they work wonders!

And the ladies go crazy over the smell of shitty pants

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: U Know U Luv It 2 ]</p>

 

[FastCat]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by migz123:
Gee guys!...Thanks for the replies! You guys are the best...God I love this place!!!...

My next question would be:

...
WHAT BRAND OF DIAPERS ARE MOST ABSORBENT FOR THIS TYPE OF SITUATION - Which one deals with Poop Blast the best?<hr></blockquote>

Actually, I prefer to wear latex clothing for moments like that... safety first! and easy clean-up too!

 

[LitreGixxer]

quote:
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Originally posted by migz123:

WHAT BRAND OF DIAPERS ARE MOST ABSORBENT FOR THIS TYPE OF SITUATION - Which one deals with Poop Blast the best?
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Depends.

 

[ZEDLEE]

Occasionally on tight twists and turns, I pull a little too much on the throttle which get's me over the yellow lines a bit...now today, It wasn't just a little peepee that came out, but a real blast of brownie mix in my underwear...so here is the question:

WHAT BRAND OF DIAPERS ARE MOST ABSORBENT FOR THIS TYPE OF SITUATION - Which one deals with Poop Blast the best?[/QB][/QUOTE]

saran wrap usually works. people have tried aluminum foil, but, they said it didn't work as well as the wrap.

also....... when you bought that 1K, did your dealer give you any stock options with your local EMS?

 

[Fiddy1]

As a geriatric nurse, i can hook you up with all the incontinent needs..from diapers like Depends to a F/16 Foley Catheters..lemme kno' what u need so u don't mess up the beauty of your 1000..no worries it's FREE..Medicare paid for it

 

[WaynesNside]

Just chop it off like Lorena Bobbit, and no more pepee problems.

Now go ride your bike.

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[Bmann29]

A 1000 for your first bike is crazy. That bike is just sick on power.