[gsxr313]

Let me preface my post with mentioning I am not insane (not clinically anyways.) But my bike always has something to say to me when I'm out riding. "Slow down", "speed up", "lean me you pussy", "you call that a wheelie?" etc., etc.. I'm sick of it. Any of you have this problem and if so, is it covered under the factory warranty to get fixed? Cause if not I am going to run this bike into a wall, along with all those damn midgets that keep riding with me (how do they all fit on my tail anyways and why don't they wear any gear?)

 

[DeeOne]

Put the Pipe down and step away from the bike

 

[Car2Slo]

Don't know how to get rid of voices but I have been able to change the sayings with a prom change, GIrlFriend V.17 and WIfe V.3.

 

[Rob Freund]

Mine says "Get your fat ass off of me"

 

[Rev. Intrigue]

Silly!! You tried to implement the anti-theft baby monitor mod right? You used TWO-WAY walkie talkies!! That's your wife trying to scare you into falling off so she can collect on that 500,000$ coverage you pay 20$ a month extra for.