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Hey, I don't have any money, and I want a bike! Here's my plan:

I'm gonna become a can bum, ad get all the aluminum cans I can find. Then I'mm use my microwave to melt them down. I can make a formpour the aluminum into out of wood from all the desks here. Then I will put 5 hamsters in one of thos e wheels for an engine. I havent really figured out the wheels and suspension yet, but I'm thinking along the lines of inflating something, as in air ride shocks!

What do you think?
 

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Rats are always faster than hamsters, dude. More torque!
 

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I would recommend cats as the ultimate in performance for this kind of engine on your budget. Ask at your local Chinese restaurant, they may have a few spare.

Cats are the equivalent to a 2 stroke engine though, you may suffer an engine seizure when all the cats stop simultaneously to wash themselves, always cover your clutch.
 

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Whatever animal you choose to use as propulsion, make sure you feed them some crack. It will really get you going, kinda like a nitrous shot!
 

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How do you make a cat woof?

Douse it with gasoline and throw it in the fireplace.


-Thanks to this months maxim...
 

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you put a cat in for an engine and everyone is going to call your bike a pussy!
 

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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by G-FORCE:
you put a cat in for an engine and everyone is going to call your bike a pussy!<hr></blockquote>

I agree. Also cats scare easily, so you won't be much of a threat to most people either.


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I think armadillos are a little over engineered for our purposes, think of the unsprung weight with all that armour, handling would be terrible
 

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I'm thinking of maybe maikng this a twin, a rat in one wheel with a cat in another wheel behind it! Like sequential turbos
 
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