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BCJOHN\'s Octane Boost

It has come to my attention(per BC)that there is a little known performance mod that can easily be done by any rider. BC alerted me that some of the same oxygenating chemicals found in NEUTEC RACING fuel can be simulated by feeding your pet cat Jim Beam and cat nip. Once your family pet consumes said materials,closely monitor its excrement. collect said excrement and immediately freeze it. Once frozen,place in your fuel tank and let er rip......instant power gains thru the rev range. most modern fuel filters will remove the "other" deposits.....try it...BC claims 6-8hp gain....not bad....

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Re: BCJOHN\'s Octane Boost

I have found similar power gains using my own excrement, after a breakfast of deer steak and eggs, washed down with a Genny Light.

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On my last visit to the States, I found I could block your puny toilets every time. The Days Inn, Clearwater, Fl even had to call their janitor in on a public holiday. So, as you can imagine, this makes it a little difficult for me to fill my tank directly. I found putting my "fuel" in my step-mothers food blender, not only makes it easier to fill my tank, but adds another 2.5hp, presumably due to the Magi-mix effect. Also, does anyone know how much of a gain you get from Green Giant, as I have large amounts of this in my fuel.

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I like to poop in pillowcases - to those who deserve it. That gets me about 5HP.... oh yeah and once I pooped on this guy's RC51 inlets, and the wonderful fumes made the RC get like 10+ HP on the dyno. PooP!

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Yeah i tried that once. The horsepower gains were so much that I ended up shitting my pants because of the speed. I decided to get a colostomy tube designed that feeds directly into the carbs. I have'nt put gas in my bike in years. It's awesome.

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Re: BCJOHN\'s Octane Boost

I think the best combo for 10hp is TacoBell pinto's N Cheese with 4/5 fire sause packs, washed down with triple mocha Starbucks.

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Re: BCJOHN\'s Octane Boost

I have you guys know, I tried this in my new '01 600 and my bike ran like SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTzuki. ;(

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DON'T PEE IN YOUR TANKS!!! I PEE'D IN MINE, AND I LOST 50% HORSEPOWER. I ALMOST GOT SMOKED BY AN R1.



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Re: BCJOHN\'s Octane Boost

Stay away from the three-coiled steamer. You really need to pick up some deer turds. They kinda float around without fouling the petcock but add that gamey touch to the fuel.

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Re: BCJOHN\'s Octane Boost

maybe good for 10 hp.. but who the hell is oging to clean that shit up if it gumms up the tank and fuel system haha

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NotoriousREV:
On my last visit to the States, I found I could block your puny toilets every time. The Days Inn, Clearwater, Fl even had to call their janitor in on a public holiday. So, as you can imagine, this makes it a little difficult for me to fill my tank directly. I found putting my "fuel" in my step-mothers food blender, not only makes it easier to fill my tank, but adds another 2.5hp, presumably due to the Magi-mix effect. Also, does anyone know how much of a gain you get from Green Giant, as I have large amounts of this in my fuel.
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that's becuase all of Europe has those STUPID standup shitters. two foot mounts and a hole in the ground.

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