Re: Great, now Brandon Marshall wants out of Denver too
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Josh McDaniels is a fucking retard
You know that fun Google game where you go to Google.com and type in something like "George Bush is" and it drops down the box beneath the search entry field with "the antichrist" and "worst president ever" so on and so forth.
Google, index this fucking shit.
Josh McDaniels is a fucking retard.
Do you want to know why I hate the Broncos? This entire Jay Cutler debacle is why. First, you have that jackass Pat Bowlen. Not until Jerry Jones came along was there an owner so arrogant in their football ignorance about running their team. All of the wasted potential and opportunities the Broncos suffered under him until Mike Shanahan rescued the team and made them a winner.
What does Bowlen do? Fire Mike Shanahan this offseason. Wow, Pat. Way to go. Wait for an excuse. Here, Mike has a team that is a joke because of injuries. The roster was simply decimated by injury. So you go and fire him for events that are totally out of his control, which is trying to win with half of a team. Oooh, but you didn't like what he was doing on defense. Sure, Pat. What you didn't like is that Shanahan was a living legend and way more important than you and you want to be the big boss. You can't fire the guy when he's doing well, so you wait for him to have a bad year and you bushwhack his ass.
Pat Bowlen, that is why you are a scummy, slimy, stereotypical piece of shit lawyer.
And to make things better, who do you hire to replace him? A 32-year old Josh McDaniels, some rookie kid too dumb and weak to stand up to you. Of course you want Cutler gone, so you make this dumb McDaniels kid do the dirty work for you. Why do you want Cutler gone? Because he was Shanahan's QB, and just like a jilted lover who tears up and burns all of the mementos of their ex, you cannot stand to see Shanahan's QB every day. Hell, you don't even want him, because you're not running Shanahan's system anymore.
You get this naive fool McDaniels salivating at the prospect of having the illusion of control. You promise him he can have his own QB. Of course, coming from the Patriots he wants Matt Cassel.
Not since Hugh Grant got busted with a hooker while dating Elizabeth Hurley has there been a bigger WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING moment than going after Cassel when you have Cutler.
Hello, Hugh Grant. You get to bang the shit out of Elizabeth Hurley whenever you want FOR FREE. One of the hottest women on the planet. You go get a nasty-ass hooker. And Divine Brown was nasty, no doubt about it. And you PAY her for sex?
Now we have Josh McDaniels who has Jay Cutler under contract. One of the best young QBs in the league. You tell him, TO HIS FACE that you are excited about working with him and he's your guy. Yet all along you are scheming with tacit permission of your owner to get Matt Cassel. What's up with that? Of course word of your two-timing leaked out, and you became Hugh Grant to Jay Cutler's Elizabeth Hurley.
Then, you're presented with a chance to make amends with Jay. You come clean and admit that, yes, you did want Cassel. But you excuse it by saying "well, it never got to Pat Bowlen to review."
That is the biggest half-truth I have heard since George W Bush left office. It never got to Bowlen because you could not agree to terms on compensation for a Cassel trade. Had you agreed to terms, Bowlen would have signed off on it. It's like saying "Oh, I almost bought a Ferrari" except that you got rejected for the financing. So, yeah, technically, I guess you almost bought a Ferrari, but you weren't allowed to sign for it. The difference is the intention and whether it was your choice or not.
You can choose Cassel, but if the Pats don't do the deal with you, it's really not your fucking choice after all, is it? It's not because of your great commitment to Jay Cutler you passed on Cassel, Matt Cassel was passed over you for KC because they brought a better deal to the table than you did. They eliminated you as the middleman in a multi-team deal with Detroit, KC, New England and yourself. They just went straight to the source.
Even now you are saying "Other teams have called, but we're not interested in getting draft picks for Jay" as some sort of inference that he's not available. No, Josh, this is how you work with that slimebag Bowlen. You tell half-truths. You see, he *IS* available, just not for draft picks. You phrase it like "He's not available and people are offering draft picks for him, which is insulting" when in reality it's "He's not available for draft picks, only a veteran QB in trade."
A lie of omission is still a lie.
But you know what? Broncos fans suck. They will put up with this. Jay Cutler will hold out and they will turn on him. It will be impossible for him to play there if the fans hate him and the coach has lied to his face like this. You can't work with a coach for 10+ hours a day when he has done you like that. People keep saying "Jay Cutler needs to grow up" because he's being thin-skinned.
No, growing up is saying "enough with this bullshit, enough with the lies, I am mature enough to now see what a farce this has always been, how you did Shanahan, my coach and how you're doing it to me."
THAT is maturity. THAT is growing up.
The Broncos fans will fall in line with McDaniels and Bowlen and turn on Jay. Why? Because slime rolls down hill, and when you're a mile high in the air at the top of a big hill, there's plenty of it to get covered. And those two have lots of slime. It will cover all of the already slimy Broncos fans and make them worse than they are.
You look at the Hess family, Wilson, Rooney, Mara...some of the great owners. The philosophy goes down to the fans. That is why the Giants, Jets, Bills, Steelers, etc have great fans. Greatness starts at the top. Well, in the Broncos case, being slimy liars with ego problems starts at the top. And that's why you suck. You're the Dallas Cowboys AFC Lite. That's why you are going to blow out a kid who is a great QB with a great future and is a hero to many people because of his fight with diabetes. This guy is the face of your team. He's what is right with football.
And you treat him like Elizabeth Hurley so your Hugh Grant ass can fuck Divine Brown.
It doesn't get slimier than that.
Suck it Broncos, suck it Josh McDaniels, suck it Pat Bowlen, and most of all, suck it to all of the people who say Cutler needs to grow up. Why don't YOU grow up and see the fucked up, no-win situation he's in.