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Haha... Bronco Q&A FTW!

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS:

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: 2007 The Denver Broncos.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q: How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
A: To Invesco Field at Mile High - they never touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a 2007 Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Shanahan so upset when the Denver Broncos play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)
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Re: Haha... Bronco Q&A FTW!

pfff thats bullsh... acutally yea thats mostly right
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS:

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: 2007 The Denver Broncos.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q: How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
A: To Invesco Field at Mile High - they never touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a 2007 Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Shanahan so upset when the Denver Broncos play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)
You think they are bad, try being a Jets fan. They REALLY suck.
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Re: Haha... Bronco Q&A FTW!

At least you still have the Giants (and 17 other teams within 100 miles) and the Jets were kind of expected to suck this year. Denver was picked early on to be the best in the AFC West, even better than the mighty Chargers by most experts. I've never seen a team so decimated by injuries as the Broncos this season. It's been unreal.
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next year man. cutler and bmarsh will break brady and moss's records. were going all the way undefeated next year.
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next year man. cutler and bmarsh will break brady and moss's records. were going all the way undefeated next year.
Whoa there buddy... it takes more than a QB and WR. Denver has got a LOT of work ahead of them this off season and as bad as last season was this season will be an even bigger rebuilding year. Matt Lepsis is passing up $9mil to retire. Javon Walker wants traded. Rod Smith is undergoing yet another hip surgery. Lynch will quite possibly retire and if not, he's getting old as is the rest of our defensive secondary. We will need to pretty much overhaul our entire O & D lines save for maybe Elvis. Man, it's gonna be a struggle to piece together a good team but if anyone can do it, it's Shanahan.

It's nice to have a positive outlook but you still have to be realistic.
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Move to Boston, and learn to love the New England dominance. All your sporting problems will be solved.
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im from vermont and i fucking hate the red sox and pats. fuck em both in the ear
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