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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-14-2010, 02:23 AM Thread Starter
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Quote for the day

i have a similar hread running in our DUBAI portal. so i decided to jump start some stuff here, and what better day to start than today. Guys feel free to add your contribution as well.

"Today is Valentine's Day, or as MEN call it EXTORTION DAY" - Jay Leno.

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-15-2010, 12:34 AM Thread Starter
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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”Albert Einstein

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post #3 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-15-2010, 04:14 PM
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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”Albert Einstein

Stealing this! LOL

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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-15-2010, 04:20 PM
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another stolen quote;

“I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you.”
quote by Colin Raye
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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-16-2010, 12:09 AM Thread Starter
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i got this one the email.. btw feel free to use them quotes

My dad told me that if Adam and E ve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise.
Why? Because, they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple.



My father was an alcoholic, he once read, "DRINK, CANADA DRY!", so he went there to do it!

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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-17-2010, 01:49 AM Thread Starter
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Never play LEAP-FROG with a UNICORN.
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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-18-2010, 12:22 AM Thread Starter
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Jumping Children at the backseat coz Accidents,
Jumping accidents at the backseat coz CHILDREN!!
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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-21-2010, 12:26 AM Thread Starter
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Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-22-2010, 12:13 AM Thread Starter
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“Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship... Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.”
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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-23-2010, 12:20 AM Thread Starter
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“I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle”
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post #11 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-23-2010, 07:46 AM
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“I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle”
Amen and Hallelujah!

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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-23-2010, 11:46 PM Thread Starter
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If you are smoking after SEX! You are doing it too fast!!! - Woody Allen
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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 02-28-2010, 12:50 AM Thread Starter
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'
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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-06-2010, 12:20 PM Thread Starter
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I called Dominos Pizza last night and ordered a Thin and Crusty Supreme. Next thing I know, Diana Ross was ringing his doorbell.
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-14-2010, 12:52 AM Thread Starter
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I was never over weight, just under TALL. The correct height for my weight at this moment is 7'10" and a half..
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