Look, up in the sky! That's definitely not a bird or a plane ... it's a giant freakin' penis.
"That's right, the U.S. Navy is taking time out of, y'know ... defending the nation, to issue an apology for one seriously cocky pilot. The giant dong popped up Thursday in the sky over Washington State.
The Maverick-wannabe who pulled the stunt hails from the Whidbey Island naval station ... which prompted his superiors to say, "We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable."
Get that? IF there was "training value" in it, we'd be seeing twigs and berries all over the sky.
Last edited by Samantha750; 11-18-2017 at 05:00 AM.
True, the Military has absolutely no sense of humor. I remember in "Top Gun" when Maverick did a flyby on the control tower and they got into trouble, poor Goose was asking about "Truck Master" that a friend went to who are now "Roadmaster Drivers School" apparently.
Last edited by Samantha750; 11-19-2017 at 05:51 AM.