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My new Armalite M-15 3-gun match rifle. Stainless 18" target barrel chambered in .223 Wylde 1:8" RH, Ergo overmolded grip, 3 lb Timney trigger, adjustable gas block, tunable muzzle brake, Luth-AR MB-A1 Target stock, custom free floating keymod hand guard, Raptor ambi charging handle, Warne 1 piece milled scope/red dot mount, Vortex Viper PST 6-24X scope, Vortex Viper Red Dot sight, and most importantly, a 3/8" titanium penis extender. An Omega 30 suppressor is coming, but it will take a while.
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Muzzle brake on a .223? Does it match your purse?





Kidding, looks fun!
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Muzzle brake on a .223? Does it match your purse?





Kidding, looks fun!
It does match my stainless fanny pack!! I only made it as far as DI & it says I can't operate! How long will it take for my dick to get bigger?? With the muzzle brake it feels like I could hold it with my teeth to shoot it. Now I just have to be patient & wait for my Omega suppressor to come in. That stuff takes forever & than maybe a year for the federal paperwork once it's in.



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How long will it take for my dick to get bigger??
Longer barrel = bigger dick!

I just bought a new rifle too - with a 26" barrel

Hell, my birdgun has a 30" barrel
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What did you get?
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That is a pretty sweet 223, but here's an "Operator"
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What did you get?
Remington 700 Long Range in .300 Winchester Magnum with a Vortex Viper HS-T 6-24x50 scope, Warne 1-piece steel base, Warne fixed steel rings, Harris bipod.

Taking it to the 1000 yard range after I get it zeroed and next year I'm planning on making a drive to a 1 mile range.
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That is a pretty sweet 223, but here's an "Operator"
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Thanks, never heard of that company before, there sure are a lot of shops building AR's now.

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Remington 700 Long Range in .300 Winchester Magnum with a Vortex Viper HS-T 6-24x50 scope, Warne 1-piece steel base, Warne fixed steel rings, Harris bipod.

Taking it to the 1000 yard range after I get it zeroed and next year I'm planning on making a drive to a 1 mile range.
Nice. The longest range anywhere around here is 300 yards. I actually just joined another club to be able to even get on a 300. My next rifle will be a .308.

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Never hear of that company before, there sure are a lot of shops building AR's now.



Nice. The longest range anywhere around here is 300 yards. I actually just joined another club to be able to even get on a 300. My next rifle will be a .308.
Good deal! .308 is a great caliber than that, if I didn't have those super long range options, that's what I would have gone with.
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It's tough to do any real long shooting around here. The new club I joined has a nice rifle, pistol, archery ranges, & even has a fishing pond.
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Nice gun oldfart!
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It's tough to do any real long shooting around here. The new club I joined has a nice rifle, pistol, archery ranges, & even has a fishing pond.
I bet they frown on shooting the fish.
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I bet they frown on shooting the fish.
I bet they would! I think the caretaker that lives on the property would shoot me in the ass if he saw me do that! There's some old mine holes full of water that we can off road to for water shooting. It's fun as hell to blast pieces of wood floating around.

A few months ago we were in there blasting like maniacs & some poor guy that was lost on his mountain bike yelled from a distance wondering if it was OK to approach us. Hot fucking day & the poor sap had been lost for a few hours & had run out of water. You could tell he was nervous as hell wondering if we were crazy hillbillies or not. He was one happy camper after we filled him up with fresh cold water & gave him directions to get out. The old mining areas can be a real easy place to get turned around in for a while.

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Nice gun oldfart!
Thanks, definitely fun to shoot.
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A little late, but how do you like the keymod hand guard? I'm in the market for a new free floating hg for my AR-10 and am on the fence about the keymod. Very nice looking rifle.
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A little late, but how do you like the keymod hand guard? I'm in the market for a new free floating hg for my AR-10 and am on the fence about the keymod. Very nice looking rifle.
Thanks. I only have a few hundred rounds through it so far, with much of it on the bench, but the keymod seems nice. Very comfortable, feels smooth on your hands. I got a nice adapter to put my bipod on it, worked very well also. I was afraid it might feel like you were holding onto a cheese grater, but it feels smooth when you are shooting.

The only downside I've seen is that for some attachments you will need an adapter. It seems like keymod ready attachments are becoming available for most things I've looked at, except for the bipods.
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