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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-04-2010, 07:51 PM Thread Starter
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I don't really frequent gun forums, so this is old news to me. I figure there's got to be at least somebody else that's never seen it before.

I can't tell if the guy was trolling in epic fashion, or was some stupid kid trying to act like a badass or what. But it's really hilarious how deep he gets in. Enjoy.

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-04-2010, 07:58 PM
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I've read that entire thing like 3 times, too funny.
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Great read, thanks for sharing
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i just read this. i never knew how serious mortal kombat is/was
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Oh shit

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REad it quite some time ago, but cant recall where

Thought i posted it here, but might not have



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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-27-2010, 04:44 PM
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hahaha thats pretty funny - the reference to stealing food from a hickory farms store as "grand theft," I believe that charge would be petty larceny, a misdemeanor, not a felony. That guy is totally nuts - I really hope he doesnt carry
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Oh my fucking god
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These are my faves:

"What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.
Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?"


(Oh yeah, that's a real common round for mall assault)

"Itís okay for me to talk about my job, as long as Iím not specific."

"...when my wife picks me up from work I strap on...."

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DH......... you wrote that stuff man . Why you laughing



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