what do you do when soccer moms try to memorize your plate number?
Normally i would be well ahead of anyone who is pissed off at me. But the other day I pulled in front of a minivan right before a lane merge. I honestly wasn't doing anything crazy. I was next in line behind her maybe going 40 in 5th gear on my 600. Cracked the throttle to sneak in before her but by no means anything wreckless.
Anyway up the road I need to check my phone and I pull into a subdivision type deal and throw down the kickstand mid-u-turn around a flowered divider. I'm checking my phone and see a van behind me.
Naturally my first instinct is to be polite and see if she needed help with anything. Wrong. I finally discover she is stopped and squinting her eyes because she's trying to memorize my plate. I throw my hands in the air in a "wtf" motion and she speeds off at 10 mph.
I put my gloves on and get out of there and proceed to have a ruined ride in a shitty mood till I get home.
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Cool input guys. But I can't tell which radical end of the spectrum you're on. Are yall part of the "youre going to Hell if you go 5 over" crowd. Or are you with no common sense doing 150 in traffic crowd?
I myself use good judgment and usually fall somewhere in the middle.
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Originally Posted by 93goatfucker04
What Did I I think you forgot to put in the exciting part...
There is no exciting part. At least not for me as I have nothing to worry about since all LEO in my area are lazy cowardly pieces of shit who don't respond to calls pertaining to helping citizens that require anything other than an easy simple mundane revenue generation procedure.
Last edited by BamaGixxerL2; 11-07-2012 at 12:26 AM.
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I'm in the radical end of the spectrum of what is the point of this thread? You say that you cracked the throttle to sneak in before her but by no means anything reckless. Then you explain that you have nothing to worry about since all LEO in your area are lazy cowardly pieces of shit who don't respond to calls pertaining to helping citizens. So again, what is the point of your story? What answers are you looking for or are you just trying to get your post count up with pointless stories?
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Originally Posted by BamaGixxerL2
There is no exciting part. At least not for me as I have nothing to worry about since all LEO in my area are lazy cowardly pieces of shit who don't respond to calls pertaining to helping citizens that require anything other than an easy simple mundane revenue generation procedure.
Hence the "cool story bro" 's. What is the point of telling this uneventful story Its not that people are saying you did something wrong, the story is just lame lol. Sorry I had to spell it out, now I feel like an asshole
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For the last two posters who are confused as to what I'm asking: please refer to the TITLE of the thread. The title of anything you read is generally important and should not be overlooked. In fact the TITLE can usually give you an idea of what the whole piece will be about.
In this case I phrased the title as a question on purpose. A question directed to anyone in this forum who reads it and cares to answer.
So far none of you have answered it. You are all just confused.
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Re: what do you do when soccer moms try to memorize your plate number?
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Originally Posted by BamaGixxerL2
Cool input guys. But I can't tell which radical end of the spectrum you're on. Are yall part of the "youre going to Hell if you go 5 over" crowd. Or are you with no common sense doing 150 in traffic crowd?
I myself use good judgment and usually fall somewhere in the middle.
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Sorry, I missed the part where the police showed up and questioned you. Or where she yelled at you and said she was going to call the cops. Or where she talked to you at all... Fucking hormonal liberal cunt
What Im wondering is why you threw your kickstand down mid u turn. It couldnt wait three seconds till you stopped
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How do you know there was a cop en route if "you dipped" and it wouldnt matter if you did leave because they would have had your plates and known who you were. Duh dur. Maybe she did call it in, maybe not You think she did, and the cops didnt do anything because theyre lazy? Maybe they didnt because they have good discretion and were actually on your side
They dont try to bust you, you call them lazy. If they would have not been "lazy" and approached you about it you would have cried because they are unfair and hate bikers.
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Just because they have my plates and a call their hands are still tied unless they catch me in the act.
You do make a good point about maybe the cops were actually cool, and figured she was over-reacting. Lol that never crossed my mind.
However back to the title, since my lame story was so uneventful I guess I was hoping some people would post some entertaining stories of their own that I would find funny.
Sorry for the shitty thread, I bet you're a blast to hang out with.
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Sometimes when ladies are trynna memorize my plate numbers, i usually start trippin out. I ride back home and log onto GDC and let my fellow gixxer riders know what happened. Its pretty intense, i feel your pain dude.
Did I I think you forgot to put in the exciting part...
Its not that people are saying you did something wrong, the story is just lame lol. Sorry I had to spell it out, now I feel like an asshole
Sorry, I missed the part where the police showed up and questioned you. Or where she yelled at you and said she was going to call the cops. Or where she talked to you at all... Fucking hormonal liberal cunt
Your thread blows
That is some crazy shit right there. Glad you are OK!
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