Workplace Poop Survey : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com

**Revzilla** · 06-10-2010, 07:33 AM

I've been at work maybe 30 minutes and I already have to poop.
Everyday like clockwork.

So who are the workplace poopers and who are the at home only poopers?

http://www.workpoop.com/index.html

**fatlip** · 06-10-2010, 07:36 AM

I shit anywhere and everywhere. Im a man and i defacate wherever i please.

**onlyonepsycho** · 06-10-2010, 07:36 AM

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**onlyonepsycho** · 06-10-2010, 07:40 AM

Work yes, Anywhere else (stores, malls, etc..) HELL NO

**TheGeek** · 06-10-2010, 07:40 AM

I usually take a dump at work mid morning. But it's gotta be a certain stall. I guess it's a comfort thing. A lot of times, if I take a weekend trip, I won't poop at all. I just never get the urge. But as soon as I hit my front door, it feels like the trojan army is trying to get out!

**On2Wheels24-7** · 06-10-2010, 07:42 AM

I have 2 offices at wirch...

**-Magnum-** · 06-10-2010, 07:43 AM

I try for home cause well its home. But when you gotta go you gotta go, what are you going to do crap your pants rather then go somewhere else but home?

**Revzilla** · 06-10-2010, 07:51 AM

Just got back from my a.m. poop and I was pleasantly surprised to find that someone left the newspaper in the workplace stall

yeah it was yesterday's newspaper, but hey it was something to read!

**Elias Voorhees** · 06-10-2010, 09:12 AM

You gotta go, you gotta go.

I recently murdered a bathroom at a bowling alley in Boston. Probably the most disgusting bathroom i've been in awhile.

Before that I'd have to say the worst place to go was at Ozzfest a few years back.

**jrocmotivation** · 06-10-2010, 09:14 AM

if i have 2 im squating and only at work other than my house

**Wally Beast** · 06-10-2010, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilRevyPooPoo

Just got back from my a.m. poop and I was pleasantly surprised to find that someone left the newspaper in the workplace stall

yeah it was yesterday's newspaper, but hey it was something to read!

Gross. They probably had poop hands when they were reading that and now you touched it.

**Dirty Dick** · 06-10-2010, 09:32 AM

I go every day at work

Usually after my cup of coffee

Moto_Joe · 06-10-2010, 09:49 AM

I shit anywhere and everywhere. In my line of work it is not an option.

5 gal bucket in the work trailer.......... good to go

**C41177** · 06-10-2010, 09:50 AM

hey, if you gotta take a shit, then take yo shit.

**TerribleONE923** · 06-10-2010, 10:10 AM

like everyone else said, ya gotta take a shit, then take a shit. ill poop where ever. ill even sacrifice a sock or two if there is no toilet paper

**MikeHump** · 06-10-2010, 10:43 AM

I prefer to shit at work. Nothing like getting paid to dookie blast.

**oldfart01** · 06-10-2010, 10:59 AM

I'll shit hanging from one ankle in a tree. When you need to, you need to.

**wuzup76020** · 06-10-2010, 11:01 AM

I actually dont remember the last time i shit at my house...now that i think about it i take all my shits at work

**IndiGIXXER** · 06-10-2010, 11:06 AM

Never ever ever at work under no circumstances! A couple of close calls, prairie dog from time to time, a few skid marks but never all the way.

Can't wait to start using adult diapers!!

**animal900** · 06-10-2010, 11:35 AM

Twice daily at work, one morning, one afternoon like clockwork. I watch movies/shows on my iPod while I do it. Currently halfway through the whole Arrested Development series. I rarely poop at home during the week.

One concession that I make is that I go down to a different floor that doesn't have many dudes on it. More privacy...