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Old 07-18-2008, 06:23 PM   #1
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Twofaced Girls , I was dooped

So I am fairly fucking baffled right now. I have been corresponding with this girl I met online , she looked fucking gorgeous from the photos she had has up, she sounded cool and down to earth, not snotty or pretentious like I though she might be, so After a couple emails she gave me her number which I thought was a little odd for her not even knowing what I look like and her being a fox, but I say I will call her back.

After looking at her myspace profile I find that she not only used to be a cow but also has shitty teeth, the pictures on her profile on the site where I met her are sooooooooooo fucking deceiving its ridiculous. I probably sound like a douche but I cannot believe I was excited to call her , I don't consider myself an elitist or even amazingly good looking but this is kind of fairly disturbing and I guess I have learned my lesson.

If you meet a hot chick online and she seems into you its probably a fat chick with rotting teeth trying to fool you and steal your sperm
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:25 PM   #2
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:29 PM   #3
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haha..moto, that was great..Yea I wouldn't been in to meeting chicks online they always have that one pic up that makes them look good then you see the rest and your like what. Save it for when ya see one out. At least you didnt agree to meet with her, and have to leave....ha
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:45 PM   #4
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:54 PM   #5
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Re: Twofaced Girls , I was dooped

That sucks man!!! We've all had the girl who presents herself differently upon first meeting, then turns out to be some head case, or wierdo....but at least we see what we're getting into. Maybe she has a great personality.
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:58 PM   #6
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:00 PM   #7
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I think you need the BAN for using the uploader.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:01 PM   #8
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Nope...... it is perfectly legal for the uploader .

It is IMMORAL to use it, but not against the rules
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:06 PM   #9
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Re: Twofaced Girls , I was dooped

Great story.


Has it become too hard to actually meet people in real life first, THEN get their Myspace/email/IM or whatever. You'll be less likely to shoot yourself in the foot like this.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:12 PM   #10
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Nope...... it is perfectly legal for the uploader .

It is IMMORAL to use it, but not against the rules
This is AG.....we ban people for posting up pics of girls......this is a girl and a LOT of exposed fat........toss your laptop out the car window before I call in the "mod ban".

hahahaha
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:12 PM   #11
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Great story.


Has it become too hard to actually meet people in real life first, THEN get their Myspace/email/IM or whatever. You'll be less likely to shoot yourself in the foot like this.

I do both, I very rarely find a personal add I have any interest in let alone respond too.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:19 PM   #12
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I do both, I very rarely find a personal add I have any interest in let alone respond too.

I shouldn't be so self-righteous. Something like this happened to me once (granted I was only 19 at the time) with a chick that IM'd me on AOL out of nowhere, but she told me repeatedly "I really don't look that hot" (I was convinced by the sound of her hot voice that she was just trying to be coy). Yeah, that first meeting didn't go quite according to plan. Fortunately it was in in a reasonably public place and I had multiple escape paths.

Needless to say it was the first/last/only time I let that happen.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:22 PM   #13
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true story, i met my now fiance online. An AOL chat room actually, 11yrs ago.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:31 PM   #14
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true story, i met my now fiance online. An AOL chat room actually, 11yrs ago.
A/S/L haha was that your pick up?
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:37 PM   #15
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Damn dude. That sucks. I know what your talking about though. I was talking to this chick on myspace a while back. All her pictures were face pictures. And damn she had a hot face. She was a super cool chick, talked to her on the phone all the time. But she lived a couple hours away going to school. Well, before she came back down for summer (where I live) I asked her for her facebook. Well, on facebook other people can "tag" you in a photo and it shows up under your pictures. Well, I saw some full body shots, and damn, this girl had some meat on her. I know fat girls need loving too, just not from me.

I told her I couldnt talk to her anymore. I think she knew why.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:46 PM   #16
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...I know fat girls need loving too, just not from me. ...
You're missing out, bro! Fat chicks and ugly chicks are soooo much more appreciative when they get laid.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:12 PM   #17
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This is AG.....we ban people for posting up pics of girls......this is a girl and a LOT of exposed fat........toss your laptop out the car window before I call in the "mod ban".

hahahaha
Maybe you do. I only ban people for "hey look at this hot girl" type pics. and at that it would take a blatant pic to cause a ban

Maybe you think this qualifies .

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Old 07-18-2008, 08:18 PM   #18
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Re: Twofaced Girls , I was dooped

Everyone learns at some point. Now apply it to your life. Online chicks = No No.

( no matter how nice the pic looks, they're looking online for some reason )

::cough:: Herpes anyone ?
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...Online chicks = No No.
I've banged plenty of internet hookups in my day - mostly back when the internet was innocent & was in a big city (ATL) though. If you know the right questions to ask & have lowered expectations you can get some pretty damn decent sex outta the deal.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:13 AM   #20
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I've banged plenty of internet hookups in my day
+1 to that. I have bagged a few hotties myself. As the saying goes, MySpace to My Place. It works.
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