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Old 07-11-2007, 04:06 PM   #1
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omg!!! lol

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Old 07-11-2007, 04:09 PM   #2
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:11 PM   #3
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:16 PM   #4
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Wow thats a little messed up.
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:19 PM   #5
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"Slave shall never close nor cross her legs in Master's presence, unless specific permission to do so is granted"

"Certin outfits may from time to time be designated as special purpose outfits. As an example, a certin garger-belt and stocking outfit might be referred to as "Your ass-fucking outfit". The slave will memorize the names of the special purpose outfits and willl at all times be prepared to put on whatever outfit her master may command her to put on at his request.


wow... lollol
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:19 PM   #6
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ahahaha thats awesome... errrr i mean omg thats horrible!! (HIGH FIVE SPIDEY) lol!!!
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Old 07-11-2007, 04:42 PM   #7
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clicks file then print.
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:08 PM   #8
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I need to get a contract like that, maybe then I'll get sum action!!!
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:23 PM   #9
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I'm on the fence on this one. I mean, she's 19 and signed the contract on her own will.

Kinda reminds me of the "Friends with Benefits" contract that was handed to me once.
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:28 PM   #10
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:31 PM   #11
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That guy was my Internet director at Clearwater Toyota...he got fired for sexually harassing one of the delivery girls, asking if he could take naked pictures of her, etc. He is a fucking dooch bag...but he always use to order a shitload of pizzas for the Sales people....still a fucktard
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:32 PM   #12
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What the hell is wrong with a little D&S between two consenting adults? The only thing wrong is that the girl was 19 and a prostitute.

P.S. I want a sex slave
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:37 PM   #13
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:raisinghand wanting one too
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:43 PM   #14
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In fact the only thing that looks illegal in that whole thing is that the girl was a prostitute. 19 is legal isn't it? If she wasn't forced to sign the contract then technically...
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:43 PM   #15
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Damn, how long did that guy take to compose 10 pages worth of contract

She is of age, and does sound like fun though

Wonder how much she was charging for 5 years of servitude
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:47 PM   #16
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What the hell is wrong with a little D&S between two consenting adults? The only thing wrong is that the girl was 19 and a prostitute.

P.S. I want a sex slave
I nominate myself!
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:48 PM   #17
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I nominate myself!
You're a very brave man.
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:51 PM   #18
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P.S. I want a sex slave

Take turns?
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Old 07-11-2007, 07:53 PM   #19
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Just bring the handcuffs
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:03 PM   #20
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Just bring the handcuffs
What about the leg irons, climbing harness, nylon straps, etc?
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