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**PITBULLMAN** · 09-27-2006, 12:42 AM

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but
she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a
car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at
all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was.
This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched
the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming
that I should never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my girlfriend. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at
that moment, crouching behind my bike that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the rear head and valve cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a shop?

**Grandevil** · 09-27-2006, 12:45 AM

PITBULLED

**Antagonist·5000** · 09-27-2006, 12:45 AM

I beleive this is the first thing I ever read when I discovered the internet, that old.

**JonRags** · 09-27-2006, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grandevil

PITBULLED

Of course it was.

But still kinda funny

**Campo** · 09-27-2006, 01:00 AM

Gold!

RussZTT · 09-27-2006, 01:01 AM

I got a cackle out of it

**PITBULLMAN** · 09-27-2006, 01:13 AM

WILL I EVER FREAKIN WIN!!!!

I somehow ALWAYS post the damn shit that's been posted alreayd.

What the hell is up with that...

Man, some day.

I think I'd be lucky to hit a 3wk spree of no former posts and me being the fresh poster.

You know what. You'll see. PITBULL'D will a new term. It'll mean there is something new being poisted...

RussZTT · 09-27-2006, 01:14 AM

look at the bright side, atleast everyone knows who you are on here

**JonRags** · 09-27-2006, 01:19 AM

And soon when Webster's puts in the term Pitbulled, you'll be famous accross the country. Hell, DOH! was put in there, Pitbulled should be too.

**PITBULLMAN** · 09-27-2006, 01:33 AM

Some day....

Soooooooooome day... Until then I'll conitnue the quest to new posts and info to gixxer.com

its now my solemn duty....

I have a real JOB....

and that is to make the GDC members aware of the latest jokes, vids, and news before they even thought it could be possible...

Keep an eye out for the late night champ (at times sort of) ....

**JonRags** · 09-27-2006, 01:33 AM

**PITBULLMAN** · 09-27-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonRags

don't laugh. My drunken ass is serious.....

I am about to crash right here on the keyboard.

I lifted hard today, I rode the 70 and played hard,. I went to class hard ( hot chick in my class ), and will crash hard tonight....

As Dr. Dre once said, " Today was a good day"

RussZTT · 09-27-2006, 01:52 AM

Didn't he say "Today is a good day to die"?

Or was that Bones?

**JonRags** · 09-27-2006, 01:53 AM

I thought it was a Klingon that said that

**GIXXERMO600** · 09-27-2006, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonRags

I thought it was a Klingon that said that

ehhh who cares who said that. how hot is the chick in your class.... get us some details brother! hmmmm... spycam

on the post even if its not original......