Mr. Woolie man is a pussy maestro.. So tell us how many bitches you bagged that were like... "That guy with no socks on that just missed my car doing that woolie was mad hot yo... I wanna fuck him.".
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Re: My Stunt Video!
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Originally Posted by GS220
Mr. Woolie man is a pussy maestro.. So tell us how many bitches you bagged that were like... "That guy with no socks on that just missed my car doing that woolie was mad hot yo... I wanna fuck him.".
Mr. Woolie man is a pussy maestro.. So tell us how many bitches you bagged that were like... "That guy with no socks on that just missed my car doing that woolie was mad hot yo... I wanna fuck him.".
Panties fly out of car windows where ever he goes. His favorite highway digs don't have gravel on the shoulder, but piles of accumulated panties.
Seriously though, wheelies, straight line stoppies, and burnouts rolling or otherwise are horribly played out and lame. 20 million other fuckers do the same thing and put the same videos on youtube. No different than dipshits doing highway roll-ons.
It takes something original and difficulty to actually impress anyone, and it can't be the above items that anyone can do. Watch the audience at most videos of stunt shows - they calmly mull about, not even half of they people paying attention. About like a face painting clown at a county fair.
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Originally Posted by SPL170db
Just remember....."respect for the bike" is not what keeps you from crashing. You can have all the respect in the world for the bike, but when you do something accidentally and the bike reacts in a way that your skillset doesn't know how to respond to.......that's what ends you up on your head.
My avatar was the bike in the dining room for winter work. It never occurred to me it looks like I have a streetfighter...
Thank you captin obvious Thats the point...its giving me quite the laugh.
Sad thing is that if you weren't so thick, you would realize people are telling you things because they've been there, done that, & learned their lessons the hard way. Not because they have no balls & just don't have the massive coolness & mad skills that only you have.
You think riding fucking wheelies & speeding were invented when you got your license a few years ago? Wake the fuck up tard boy.
By the way, I still have plenty of steem left, come on one of our GDC naked camping trips & I will inject you with some free of charge.
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So why did you delete the thread if it's sooo funny?
Is the OP the one who deleted it for a while last night? I thought it was you & then you changed your mind. I thought I was going mental, it was gone & I thought maybe I was in the wrong subforum & than it was back again.
Is the OP the one who deleted it for a while last night? I thought it was you & than you changed your mind. I thought I was going mental, it was gone & I thought maybe I was in the wrong subforum & than it was back again.
Yep. I had this real witty, well thought out post I was going to make and when I hit 'reply' it said the thread was closed. Now I forgot what the hell I was going to say. Your alzhiemer's is rubbing off on me.
Is the OP the one who deleted it for a while last night? I thought it was you & than you changed your mind. I thought I was going mental, it was gone & I thought maybe I was in the wrong subforum & than it was back again.
Yes, OP closed the thread but I figured that there were not enough lulz had so I un-deleted it.
Yep. I had this real witty, well thought out post I was going to make and when I hit 'reply' it said the thread was closed. Now I forgot what the hell I was going to say. Your alzhiemer's is rubbing off on me.
I was looking around for it, then I even searched my posts I had made! Now & then when the barometric pressures change it wacks me out for a bit, I thought it must be one of those nights. Then it popped back up.