TOTALLED 07' Gixxer 1000

[Spook155]

Make a gixxer unicycle You should be able to salvage enough for that.

Sorry about your ongoing investigation, just mentally prepare yourself for the rape. From what I read, they're not going to give you the courtesy of lube.

[oldfart01]

Originally Posted by cornrowdpantha

I break my ankle goin down on gravel while turning out of a parking lot. Meanwhile, this moron goes off a cliff being an idiot, and walks away?

I stopped being surprised at that stuff long ago. Sometimes slow ones get you when you walk away from a high speed get off. I'll always remember a close friend at a race we were at, that lost his front wheel & flopped over in a super tight, very low speed left hander while in first place. I'm thinking "Get the hell up! You'll still do allright!" He never moved, he had shattered his collarbone & broke his shoulder. It looked like a fall you would have if you tripped walking across your yard! Lots of luck involved with crashes.

[kyserthehun]

Originally Posted by coopgt1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg

I don't know what this was, but it was great!

[cainyboy]

Originally Posted by cornrowdpantha

I break my ankle goin down on gravel while turning out of a parking lot. Meanwhile, this moron goes off a cliff being an idiot, and walks away?

Then I miss the chance to see the video of the incident?

Natural selection must be sleep at the switch...

You will be a far better rider than the dickhead in the video, you will just be shit at parking lot riding you tit.

FYI, Gravel is ranked the #10 excuse in the top 10 list of causes of motorcycle accidents but #1 excuse in the list of youtube video squids that should've got a 250 instead of a litre bike.

[youngblood750]

hey just curious. does the video he posted get him a trouble after DA saw it? I don't live in the states so don't know about the traffic law over there. I saw the video. now it's been private, I remember it seems too fast for that kind of road and he crossed middle lane couple of times. kinda sketchy. so it was simple solo accident by rider's error. why does the DA care? is there a insurance fraud he is pulling?

[coopgt1]

Originally Posted by Calamari600

Apparently it made this site too:
http://www.southbayriders.com/forums...d.php?t=127317

Our Hero ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=zUp8hIT_G10 I'm giving him 8.5 for the dismount and the bike gets a 10. Even the East German Judge gave it a 10 .

[cainyboy]

ripped and re-upped for lulz:



Followed by his explanation of event, where is the violent head shake?:






If you are watching this and a new rider the bike could've EASILY made the curve(not corner).

[tyrsmkkyle]

I cant wait to see how he puts this back together... they should have left his bike down there after the way he passed the whole group like a idiot no way I would help pull the bike out.. especially with the truck sitting there.

[MacBayne]

how the fuck did i miss this yesterday?! there is so much fail in the OP that i have not the words to describe his fail. has anyone invented the word "squidiot" yet? that guy takes fail to the 10th power...

[Tater Tot Wee Woo]

Originally Posted by dylanjacobus

I think he has to find the rest of his frame first.

[MacBayne]

nice username steven. how did you earn that one?

[Tater Tot Wee Woo]

Originally Posted by MacBayne

nice username steven. how did you earn that one?

Have you seen what I look like? Lol

[Moto_Joe]

Originally Posted by PeeWee Woo Who

Have you seen what I look like? Lol

A female to male tranny?

[Tater Tot Wee Woo]

Originally Posted by Moto_Joe

A female to male tranny?

Haha. no I have to get parent consent to do that...

[MacBayne]

Originally Posted by PeeWee Woo Who

Have you seen what I look like? Lol

that looks like selma blair to me

[njyork42]

Now that I see the wreck all I can think is holy crap.

1. He is whining like a bitch.
2. Anyone could have made that turn..
3. I use the word turn loosely...

[njyork42]

Oh..and nice work cainy.

[SpeederT]

After watching that vid again that really was a prime example of someone who just got way in over their head on a bike they had no business riding. The follow up vid with the gear showed a true squid, wow you are so lame bro....LoL.

[le skid]

I don't mean to take anything away from the effeminate, limey douche-nozzle's contribution but the OP actually put the original video back online, as coopgt1 pointed-out in the post right before Cainyboys.

[oldfart01]

I finally got to watch the video. OP, you make Mr. Rogers look like an animal. I have been bashed up way worse than you were many times, along with seeing many of my friends do likewise over the years. I have NEVER heard someone who had at least one testicle at some point in their life make noises like that when they took a hit. Besides the fact you should have ridden right through that turn. You need to turn in your man card. Hell, you need to turn in your vagina card too!

Sounded like you were slipping big blue in your ass after you fell. Were you actually crying, or did it just sound that way? I'm just glad you didn't take anyone else out with you, you big baby.