How big a net will I need??? : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com
» Insurance
» Suzuki GSX-R Prices
» Sponsors
Go Back   Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums Gixxer.com > General Discussion > Anything Goes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-30-2012, 05:02 PM   #1
oldfart01
GdC Camp Counselor
 
oldfart01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Motorcycle: Dromaius Novaehollandiae, ...XR650R .K7-1000
Posts: 16,531
How big a net will I need???

I found this gem on the one dating site I go on. How fucking loony do you guess she might be??

She has "no oral" twice, do you think a blowjob on the first date would be out of the question????

Interests: Straight sex, no oral, caring & loving sexually fulfilling sane relationship, favorite band Depeche Mode, playing synth, keyboard, dancing, the outdoors

About Me
I am seeking men, who are SANE, who are slim, aprrox. 30 inch waist, with thick dark hair on his head and dark brown eyes. Hazel eyes are ok. Hair color is not real important. I do like long hair, but short is ok. I do NOT want bald, shaved head men or men over 180 pounds at 6 feet. Short, slim men are welcomed. I want a loving, caring, sexually fulfilling, (no oral), and a sane relationship with the type of man I have described. Please include your weight, height, waist size, hair and eye color when replying to me. Also, please include your complete birthdate when responding to me. I do astrology to determine possible compatibility.
Attached Images
File Type: jpg cateyes.jpg (16.5 KB, 139 views)
File Type: jpg cateye1.jpg (12.5 KB, 137 views)
__________________
President & founding Member of IACOGDC..........Insensitive Asshole Club Of GDC Always wear your cup & safety helmet while posting on GDC I am aging like a fine whine! Oldfart is mildly retarded, be kind. ...... Proudly Banned 1,000,000 & 3 Times .............. Erin at MotoMummy rules!
oldfart01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 11-30-2012, 05:17 PM   #2
Iloveurmommy
Back Marker
 
Iloveurmommy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 123
Sounds like a catch to me. Lol.


Sent from my iPhone using Motorcycle.com Free App
Iloveurmommy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 05:47 PM   #3
squale147
no rest for the wicked
 
squale147's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: warren county n.j
Motorcycle: 2011 GSXR-1000((sold)),2008 GSXR-750,((sold)) 2009 GSX-1300R Hayabusa 1992 CBR-600F2
Posts: 3,411
Re: How big a net will I need???

30inch waist ????when i was 13....lol
squale147 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 05:52 PM   #4
oldfart01
GdC Camp Counselor
 
oldfart01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Motorcycle: Dromaius Novaehollandiae, ...XR650R .K7-1000
Posts: 16,531
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by squale147 View Post
30inch waste????when i was 13....lol
I thought the same thing, that's a 12 year old she's describing. A few months back she said she wanted 30" max on her profile. I'm pretty damn thin, I'm still a 34"! She's has to have a little boy fetish. She says no oral twice, I wonder if that's her way of saying she's a huge anal fan?
oldfart01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 05:56 PM   #5
Minibull
Viking Foreign Affairs Attaché
 
Minibull's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Top O' the South, New Zealand
Motorcycle: 1998 GSXR 750
Posts: 3,950
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by squale147 View Post
30inch waste????when i was 13....lol
30 inch waste...thats gotta be some kind of record in anyones book...but are we talking length, or girth of the turd?
Minibull is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 05:59 PM   #6
Samantha750
Moderator
 
Samantha750's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Republic of Texas
Motorcycle: Two wheels and goes VROOM, VROOM
Posts: 9,928
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Minibull View Post
30 inch waste...thats gotta be some kind of record in anyones book...but are we talking length, or girth of the turd?
Length I hope 'cause girth...YIKES!
Samantha750 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:02 PM   #7
squale147
no rest for the wicked
 
squale147's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: warren county n.j
Motorcycle: 2011 GSXR-1000((sold)),2008 GSXR-750,((sold)) 2009 GSX-1300R Hayabusa 1992 CBR-600F2
Posts: 3,411
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Minibull View Post
30 inch waste...thats gotta be some kind of record in anyones book...but are we talking length, or girth of the turd?
lol what ever shes talkin about i cant help her out with eather...lol
squale147 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:03 PM   #8
coopgt1
Rectum Rupticus
 
coopgt1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Rochester, NY
Motorcycle: 2003 GSXR 750
Posts: 8,379
Re: How big a net will I need???

Um I'm 5'6" 150 lbs with a 31" waist . Not that far fetched . And I'm 51 yr's old . Then again she does look shit bat crazy to start .
coopgt1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:04 PM   #9
squale147
no rest for the wicked
 
squale147's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: warren county n.j
Motorcycle: 2011 GSXR-1000((sold)),2008 GSXR-750,((sold)) 2009 GSX-1300R Hayabusa 1992 CBR-600F2
Posts: 3,411
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by oldfart01 View Post
I thought the same thing, that's a 12 year old she's describing. A few months back she said she wanted 30" max on her profile. I'm pretty damn thin, I'm still a 34"! She's has to have a little boy fetish. She says no oral twice, I wonder if that's her way of saying she's a huge anal fan?
lol....she must like anal..lol
squale147 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:05 PM   #10
Wogger
Douche Nozzle
 
Wogger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Ontario, Canada
Motorcycle: 09 GSX-R 600, 09 DR-Z434SM, 82 CB750F, 05 CRF50F
Posts: 1,069
Re: How big a net will I need???

Lol at no oral twice. I wonder if that means she won't give or receive?

Definetly sounds like she's looking for a pre teen.



And how beat up is this chicks box if she is that serious about no oral?
Wogger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:07 PM   #11
squale147
no rest for the wicked
 
squale147's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: warren county n.j
Motorcycle: 2011 GSXR-1000((sold)),2008 GSXR-750,((sold)) 2009 GSX-1300R Hayabusa 1992 CBR-600F2
Posts: 3,411
Re: How big a net will I need???

she does astrology??? yea she looks like she does...
squale147 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:25 PM   #12
dylanjacobus
Club Racer
 
dylanjacobus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Northeast Kansas
Motorcycle: 2005 GSXR 1000
Posts: 1,959
Re: How big a net will I need???

How much strange have you got off that site? Seriously. The women you post about from there all seem crazy.
dylanjacobus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:29 PM   #13
Samantha750
Moderator
 
Samantha750's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Republic of Texas
Motorcycle: Two wheels and goes VROOM, VROOM
Posts: 9,928
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by squale147 View Post
30inch waste????when i was 13....lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by squale147 View Post
she does astrology??? yea she looks like she does...
To her credit, she knows the difference between waist and waste
Samantha750 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:33 PM   #14
squale147
no rest for the wicked
 
squale147's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: warren county n.j
Motorcycle: 2011 GSXR-1000((sold)),2008 GSXR-750,((sold)) 2009 GSX-1300R Hayabusa 1992 CBR-600F2
Posts: 3,411
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Samschou View Post
To her credit, she knows the difference between waist and waste
lol...i guess she does..lol....thanks gate keeper...lol
squale147 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 06:34 PM   #15
Wogger
Douche Nozzle
 
Wogger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Ontario, Canada
Motorcycle: 09 GSX-R 600, 09 DR-Z434SM, 82 CB750F, 05 CRF50F
Posts: 1,069
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Samschou View Post
To her credit, she knows the difference between waist and waste
Wogger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 07:09 PM   #16
oldfart01
GdC Camp Counselor
 
oldfart01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Motorcycle: Dromaius Novaehollandiae, ...XR650R .K7-1000
Posts: 16,531
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by dylanjacobus View Post
How much strange have you got off that site? Seriously. The women you post about from there all seem crazy.
Every now & than I'll end up with someone for a while. So far they have all been wackjobs though. The last one refused to talk to me anymore because she found out I went on the site after I met her for the first time. I guess we should have gotten married right away. I'm sure there's some nice women in there, I just haven't found them yet.

Quote:
Originally Posted by squale147 View Post
lol...i guess she does..lol....thanks gate keeper...lol


There's a bunch of questions they want you to answer for a profile, here's a few of mine.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
What's your relationship with marijuana?

I smoke regularly.
I smoke occasionally.
•I smoked in the past, but no longer.
Never.
Edit your explanation: When I was younger I smoked, but I never inhaled. I was being carefull in case I was elected President one day.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
How often do you tweet?

All the time
Sometimes
Rarely
•Never
Edit your explanation: The only time I tweet is if I fart.
-------------------------------------------------------
Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?

•Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong.
Guy-on-guy is okay, but girl-on-girl is wrong.
All same-sex relationships are wrong.
It's all fine by me.
Edit your explanation: Same as every other hetero guy on the planet if he is honest! (Insert laugh here)


I try to keep it classy just like I do in here.
__________________
President & founding Member of IACOGDC..........Insensitive Asshole Club Of GDC Always wear your cup & safety helmet while posting on GDC I am aging like a fine whine! Oldfart is mildly retarded, be kind. ...... Proudly Banned 1,000,000 & 3 Times .............. Erin at MotoMummy rules!
oldfart01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 07:18 PM   #17
Minibull
Viking Foreign Affairs Attaché
 
Minibull's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Top O' the South, New Zealand
Motorcycle: 1998 GSXR 750
Posts: 3,950
Re: How big a net will I need???

Haha, I only just saw the web address on the photos now...PlentyofFish.com...

Guess you'll be needing this then...

Minibull is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 09:16 PM   #18
Ironhead401
Team CGR Captain
 
Ironhead401's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 11,140
Re: How big a net will I need???

She said she was looking for someone sane. Oldfart, you're out!
Ironhead401 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 11-30-2012, 09:29 PM   #19
oldfart01
GdC Camp Counselor
 
oldfart01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Motorcycle: Dromaius Novaehollandiae, ...XR650R .K7-1000
Posts: 16,531
Re: How big a net will I need???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ironhead401 View Post
She said she was looking for someone sane. Oldfart, you're out!
Yeah, I can't even fake it anymore for longer than 10 minutes!
oldfart01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-01-2012, 09:48 AM   #20
spike52
"Will donate money to GDC for the cheap bastards who won't.. "
 
spike52's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Jersey Shore
Motorcycle: 2011 1K....'04 Kawi 636 trackwhore
Posts: 14,973
Re: How big a net will I need???

Is that Steven Tyler...
spike52 is online now   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.2

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:34 PM.



Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2008 — 2013 Gixxer.com
Motorcycle News, Videos and Reviews
Honda Grom Forum Harley Davidson Forum Honda 600RR Kawasaki Forum Yamaha R6 Forum Yamaha FZ-09 Forum
1199 Panigale Forum Roadglide Forum Honda CBR1000 Forum Vulcan Forum Yamaha R1 Forum Yamaha R3 Forum
Ducati Monster Forum Harley Forums Honda CBR250R Forum ZX10R Forum Star Raider Forum Yamaha Viking Forum
Suzuki GSXR Forum V-Rod Forums Honda Shadow Forum Kawasaki Motorcycle Forum Star Warrior Forum KTM Duke 390 Forum
SV650 Forum BMW S1000RR Forum Honda Fury Forum Kawasaki Versys Forum Drag Racing Forum Ducati 899 Panigale Forum
Suzuki V-Strom BMW K1600 Triumph Forum Victory Forums Sportbikes BMW NineT Forum
Volusia Forum BMW F800 Forum Triumph 675 Forum MV Agusta Forum HD Street Forum Suzuki GW250 Forum
Yamaha Motorcycles Victory Gunner Forum Honda Vultus Forum HD LiveWire Forum Ninja H2 Forum Ducati Scrambler Forum