I found this gem on the one dating site I go on. How fucking loony do you guess she might be??
She has "no oral" twice, do you think a blowjob on the first date would be out of the question????
Interests: Straight sex, no oral, caring & loving sexually fulfilling sane relationship, favorite band Depeche Mode, playing synth, keyboard, dancing, the outdoors
About Me
I am seeking men, who are SANE, who are slim, aprrox. 30 inch waist, with thick dark hair on his head and dark brown eyes. Hazel eyes are ok. Hair color is not real important. I do like long hair, but short is ok. I do NOT want bald, shaved head men or men over 180 pounds at 6 feet. Short, slim men are welcomed. I want a loving, caring, sexually fulfilling, (no oral), and a sane relationship with the type of man I have described. Please include your weight, height, waist size, hair and eye color when replying to me. Also, please include your complete birthdate when responding to me. I do astrology to determine possible compatibility.
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I thought the same thing, that's a 12 year old she's describing. A few months back she said she wanted 30" max on her profile. I'm pretty damn thin, I'm still a 34"! She's has to have a little boy fetish. She says no oral twice, I wonder if that's her way of saying she's a huge anal fan?
I thought the same thing, that's a 12 year old she's describing. A few months back she said she wanted 30" max on her profile. I'm pretty damn thin, I'm still a 34"! She's has to have a little boy fetish. She says no oral twice, I wonder if that's her way of saying she's a huge anal fan?
How much strange have you got off that site? Seriously. The women you post about from there all seem crazy.
Every now & than I'll end up with someone for a while. So far they have all been wackjobs though. The last one refused to talk to me anymore because she found out I went on the site after I met her for the first time. I guess we should have gotten married right away. I'm sure there's some nice women in there, I just haven't found them yet.
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Originally Posted by squale147
lol...i guess she does..lol....thanks gate keeper...lol
There's a bunch of questions they want you to answer for a profile, here's a few of mine.
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What's your relationship with marijuana?
I smoke regularly.
I smoke occasionally.
•I smoked in the past, but no longer.
Never.
Edit your explanation: When I was younger I smoked, but I never inhaled. I was being carefull in case I was elected President one day.
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How often do you tweet?
All the time
Sometimes
Rarely
•Never
Edit your explanation: The only time I tweet is if I fart.
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Which best represents your opinion of same-sex relationships?
•Girl-on-girl is okay, but guy-on-guy is wrong.
Guy-on-guy is okay, but girl-on-girl is wrong.
All same-sex relationships are wrong.
It's all fine by me.
Edit your explanation: Same as every other hetero guy on the planet if he is honest! (Insert laugh here)
I try to keep it classy just like I do in here.
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Always wear your cup & safety helmet while posting on GDC 
Habitual Line Stepper! 
Oldfart is mildly retarded, be kind. 
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Erin at MotoMummy rules! 
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