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Old 11-15-2012, 11:01 PM   #1
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I was almost married.....

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. First guy asks the second guy,"How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,
"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any more."

The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I
w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was
almost married.

"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d
I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e
a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..o u l d
d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first
friend.

" W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"

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Old 11-15-2012, 11:18 PM   #2
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Old 11-16-2012, 01:08 AM   #3
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Re: I was almost married.....

If we could lick our own balls, who would need to get married?
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:09 AM   #4
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If we could lick our own balls, who would need to get married?
Sounds like a thread of its own.

"Would you get married if you could lick your own balls?"
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:03 AM   #5
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Sounds like a thread of its own.

"Would you get married if you could lick your own balls?"
Bahahaha... Wow, not sure about that one.

This thread may be off to a great start!
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Old 11-16-2012, 11:55 AM   #6
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Re: I was almost married.....

Two Aggies are walking down the sidewalk chatting, as people do. Up ahead, they see a dog licking itself. First Aggie says "man, I wish I could do that!!" Second Aggie says "that dog would bite you"



(way funnier if you can "hear" the last line delivered in a tone like kids say "ummmmmmmm!! I'M TELLING!!!!!")
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:07 PM   #7
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Two Aggies are walking down the sidewalk chatting, as people do. Up ahead, they see a dog licking itself. First Aggie says "man, I wish I could do that!!" Second Aggie says "that dog would bite you"



(way funnier if you can "hear" the last line delivered in a tone like kids say "ummmmmmmm!! I'M TELLING!!!!!")




In all seriousness, when I only saw the title I thought this was gonna be a thread from Pitbullman
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:48 PM   #8
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Two Aggies are walking down the sidewalk chatting, as people do. Up ahead, they see a dog licking itself. First Aggie says "man, I wish I could do that!!" Second Aggie says "that dog would bite you"



(way funnier if you can "hear" the last line delivered in a tone like kids say "ummmmmmmm!! I'M TELLING!!!!!")
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Old 11-16-2012, 04:57 PM   #9
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