Makes it sound sooo cool! : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com

Samantha750 · 11-08-2012, 09:49 PM

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...394239327.html

"Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?

Only one cure for that: getting a fucking sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to fucking bikram yoga.

Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.

I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some fucking jewelry.

Electric start, kickstart, fucking push start, you name it.

Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that motherfucker going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some fucking saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want."

**Goobersbro** · 11-08-2012, 09:57 PM

That is frigging awesome

Samantha750 · 11-08-2012, 11:18 PM

And can give Oldfart a run for the money in the photoshop/paint department.

http://kpr.craigslist.org/mcy/3341215523.html

**yaksha79** · 11-08-2012, 11:37 PM

My dad tells me stories about when that was the bike.... I'm so glad I did not live back then. lol

Samantha750 · 11-08-2012, 11:41 PM

I just wonder why no pictures of the right side but I think it's cool.

**dylanjacobus** · 11-08-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by yaksha79

My dad tells me stories about when that was the bike.... I'm so glad I did not live back then. lol

Haha. I have one you can ride. It vibrates so much at 65 that is unbearable to ride. Not to mention how loose the steering is at that speed.

**Zlow28** · 11-09-2012, 12:50 AM

lol those craigslist posts are awesome. Hopefully he sells it soon

and the chops are hilarious too!

**cainyboy** · 11-09-2012, 02:13 AM

Why the fuck is he jumping over the bike in 1 of the pictures?

Samantha750 · 11-09-2012, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by cainyboy

Why the fuck is he jumping over the bike in 1 of the pictures?

To show the world how awesome the bike makes you. Better question is, why is Nicolas Cage jumping over his bike?

**Zlow28** · 11-09-2012, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Samschou

To show the world how awesome the bike makes you. Better question is, why is Nicolas Cage jumping over his bike?

lol i was wondering the same thing, im guessing it was a ghost rider reference??

Samantha750 · 11-09-2012, 07:28 PM

If he really wanted to showcase his bike, he would've gotten Brad Pitt with his bike

**dylanjacobus** · 11-09-2012, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Samschou

If he really wanted a girl to buy his bike, he would've gotten Brad Pitt with his bike

Fixed.

Samantha750 · 11-09-2012, 09:15 PM

**yaksha79** · 11-10-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dylanjacobus

Haha. I have one you can ride. It vibrates so much at 65 that is unbearable to ride. Not to mention how loose the steering is at that speed.

I can imagine I started out on a 78 cb750 and compared to even my 92 gsxr it was terrible. lol

**sh00ter** · 11-10-2012, 02:46 PM

Saw this on imgur, awesome. One of the best ads i've seen on CL