I might be a dumb ass, im new to this shat. but what the hell is a squid. I know it probably stands for something. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif

New inexperienced rider.

New rider doing stupid shit.

Veteran rider doing stupid stuff... "acting squidly."

cool thanks http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

jay0321 said:

New inexperienced rider.

New rider doing stupid shit.

Veteran rider doing stupid stuff... "acting squidly."




Aka a Squirrley Kid...or someone who moves like a squid...slow, erratic movement with short bursts of straight-line acceleration.

Welcome to the board http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

nudiepix said:
Aka a Squirrley Kid...or someone who moves like a squid...slow, erratic movement with short bursts of straight-line acceleration.



Thanks for coming through on that one Nudie. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

The Great Street Squid

http://www.svrider.com/articles/images/Squidfins.jpg

Taxonomy:
Via Architeuthis (The Great Street Squid)

Habitats:
Local bike shops, street corners, backroads (With no curves)

Coloring:
Bright, loud, obnoxious. Commonly the male of the species has multiple anodized bike parts that match the coloration of the rest of the bike. Colors may vary, but are generally offensive to the eye.

Locomotion:
Most often seen on a large bore bike with tires in poor condition. (In the center, the sides are most often unused.) Can be seen quickly accelerating in a straight line. This species seems to have great trouble with negotiating turns. Current theory seems to lean towards the possibility that the cognitive time/space abilities are not fully developed. Either that or a lack-o-skill. Tests are being done to fully explore the divergent theories.

Growth & Reproduction:
The growth of the male of the species seems to be arrested around the 12th year of life. This can be seen quite clearly when observing the critter in it's favorite habitat....a motorcycle speed shop. The obvious posturing and crowing are for the purposes of determining relative ranking within the pack. (Silimar to a wolf pack...only wolves don't squeak.)

Reproduction:
let's hope not.

Adaptations:


Custom paintjobs on the vehicle of choice and helmet.
Race takeoff tires
The standard 'No Fear' decals to make said vehicle go faster. (Good for 10+mph)
T-shirt & Shorts
Short lifespan
Feeding:


Fast food
High Octane gas

SVS,

GO SUCK A DOGS DICK BITCH.....PEOPLE WHO HANG OUT AT MOTORCYCLE SHOPS HAVE FRIENDS WHO WORK THERE.......... SO I AM "SQUID" CUZ I HANG AT MY FRIENDS SHOP AND BUY PARTS AND TO SHOOT THE SHIT??? HUH "SVS".........OH YA, MY FIRST BIKE IS A 2001 TL1000R!!!!!! BIATCH!!!!


THIS TO YOU "SVS650" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif


ARMY OF ONE MY ASS http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/sleep.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bs.gif

some peeps http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/tool.gif
So....relax beeeeoootchhttp://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif


http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/geno/asshole2.gif

00Gixxer6 said:

some peeps http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/tool.gif
So....relax beeeeoootchhttp://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif


http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/geno/asshole2.gif



And turn off the CAP LOCK........... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

00Gixxer6 said:

some peeps http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gifhttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/tool.gif
So....relax beeeeoootchhttp://smilies.networkessence.net/s/otn/mfinger/thefinger_red.gif


http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/contrib/geno/asshole2.gif



since we are on the similar subject ..... I guess http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif WTF's a tool http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

gsxr69 said:

THIS TO YOU "SVS650" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif



His name is SVS, not SVS650....so I hope you just mean him and not the bike. Cuz I am one SV owner that will fuggin SUCK the paint off yer bike on the street bro http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


ARMY OF ONE MY ASS http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/sleep.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bs.gif



I am also Army for 16 years...so right back at ya biiaaaatch http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hey knee dragger i was talking about "SVS" and i don't give a shit about your sv650......and by the way...... Our Devil Dogs will eat your "Toy Soldiers" buddy.........but hey, we fight the same war, but you know that Marines never loose............


ride safe and be safe....peace



http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gifknee dragger http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif

Wow...This supports your definition, eh SVS. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif


gsxr69 said:

SVS,

GO SUCK A DOGS DICK BITCH.....



There's the 12yo arrested growth http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wait.gif


gsxr69 said:
PEOPLE WHO HANG OUT AT MOTORCYCLE SHOPS HAVE FRIENDS WHO WORK THERE..........



Or become "FRIENDS" just by being around toooooo much. Kinda like a puppy that follows you home.


gsxr69 said:
SO I AM "SQUID" CUZ I HANG AT MY FRIENDS SHOP AND BUY PARTS AND TO SHOOT THE SHIT??? HUH "SVS".........



No, you're a SQUID because this is exactly the response we'd expect from you.

Good thing most of us spent our time RIDING and not just hangin' out when we had some free time. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/punk.gif

WTF. I don't know why you're so pissed about what he said. If you consider yourself NOT a squid then let it go. Can we say defensive? SVS wasn't generalizing. But you took it that way.

welcome http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif

I REALLY hope the fuck you are not a fellow Marine. If you are you would definitely have to be some kind of pogue. Fucking kids.

jay, http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif

hey you, I don't know who the fuck you think you are but yes, I AM A "FELLOW MARINE" AND I DO RIDE. THE ONLY TIME I STOP AT MY FRIEND'S SHOP IS TO BUY GEAR OR OIL FOR MY BIKE AND GET SOME ADVICE YOU LITTLE BITCH………YEAH I AM A SQUID HUH……YOU MUTHA FUCKER, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME…I AM A BIKE FREAK…….I LOVE 2 WHEELS……..I FUCK'N RIDE TO WORK EVREYDAY AND RIDE ERVEYDAY AFTER WORK…………….I EVEN HAVE A 2OOO MUSTANG…I BARLEY DRIVE THAT NOW….ONLY WHEN I GO GROCERY SHOPPING OR GET A LOT OF STUFF…..


--semper fi--


jay sounds like your "GAY" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif

Personally, I thought SVS was hilarious...

I'm sure it was all in fun. You have to be able to take the jokes on a board such as this. Actually, it's pretty damn cool and fun reading all the posts!

Plus, it's kind of a given to be "teased" by the experienced guys/gals when you start out anyway. Almost no one starts out at the top, so you work your way up through the ranks. Just the way it works...

gsxr69 said:

jay, http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif

hey you, I don't know who the fuck you think you are but yes, I AM A "FELLOW MARINE" AND I DO RIDE. THE ONLY TIME I STOP AT MY FRIEND'S SHOP IS TO BUY GEAR OR OIL FOR MY BIKE AND GET SOME ADVICE YOU LITTLE BITCH………YEAH I AM A SQUID HUH……YOU MUTHA FUCKER, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME…I AM A BIKE FREAK…….I LOVE 2 WHEELS……..I FUCK'N RIDE TO WORK EVREYDAY AND RIDE ERVEYDAY AFTER WORK…………….I EVEN HAVE A 2OOO MUSTANG…I BARLEY DRIVE THAT NOW….ONLY WHEN I GO GROCERY SHOPPING OR GET A LOT OF STUFF…..


--semper fi--


jay sounds like your "GAY" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif







I suspected you would shit out something that resembled a response.

I wouldn't be admitting to that in front of the other proud Marines on this board you freaking boot. Great representation of yourself and our beloved Corps... I am sure quite a few of the people here already think you're a load that should have been drizzled on someones chin. Only took you a couple posts to do it..gotta be a record you freaking rock.

You obviously are one of those shit bags we always get stuck with...there is always one. Must be one of those kids that went in for the college money and ate up the crap your recruiter told you. I would not be surprised if you told us your MOS is that of a USMC Reserve cook.

Either way, I won't waste anymore time with your sorry ass, so go hump someone else's leg and run your suck where everyone thinks you're a hero.... You don't even freaking rate.

WOW!!!,

This is some funny stuff. Gotta grab some popcorn and a soda to watch this. Obviously this young punk kid gsxr69 isn't a devil dog. If he was he wouldn't be making remarks like he is and representing himself as a complete idiot. And if his first bike is a TLR1000, it's only a matter of time before he goes down. But hey, here's a big ole gsxr.com salute. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif


s/f

gsxr69:

First of all you punk little shit, you are not a squid because you hang at a motorcycle shop. You would be a squid because your first bike is a tiller. (Or any liter bike).

Second, i doubt you are really a marine. You are far to immature, and seem to lack the emotional growth and respect hammered into your thick fucking skull in boot camp.

Third, I doubt you really have a Tiller; just because of your phrasing and the way you say "Oh yeah bitch my first bike is a tiller". You most likely ride a late 1950's ural with a sidecar

Please, refrain from being an arrogant child.. If you really are of age, and not a 12-year-old punk, I'll call you a squid.



SEMPER FI,

Jon

jay0321 said:

would not be surprised if you told us your MOS is that of a USMC Reserve cook.





Why would you disrespect our cooks? They are actually capable of something productive. And IMO they make some damn good food http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Intrigue said:


jay0321 said:

would not be surprised if you told us your MOS is that of a USMC Reserve cook.





Why would you disrespect our cooks? They are actually capable of something productive. And IMO they make some damn good food http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Not to rain on your parade buddy, but "your cooks".. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bs.gif You're not a Marine so quit pretending. Until you claim the title you have no business speaking of what you don't know.

Sergeant Nic said:


Intrigue said:


jay0321 said:

would not be surprised if you told us your MOS is that of a USMC Reserve cook.





Why would you disrespect our cooks? They are actually capable of something productive. And IMO they make some damn good food http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Not to rain on your parade buddy, but "your cooks".. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bs.gif You're not a Marine so quit pretending. Until you claim the title you have no business speaking of what you don't know.



Well said Teufelhund.
Intrigue, a bit of info for you..."Cooks" in our Corps would be the most fucked up MOS for a real Marine to be in. Usually the bottom of the barrel shit hole where the nasties are assigned that can't or could not hack it in the Real Corps. You can also find some very old Brig Bandits who dropped and became hippies and got caught and are serving the rest of their time for being UA after 20 years.

At least this is the way it was back when some of us older, Pre-Nintendo generation Marines started.

Semper Fi Mac

Its topics like this that make me embarrased to be a http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif, not because of my overall riding knowledge but to be categorized in the same group of peeps who blow things out of proportion. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

ok...i am a Cpl and i have been in for 4 years and 8 months...i am fix'n to get promoted in April to Sgt....by the way i am 23. I am an 0151.. and yes i am an admin, but i didn't make swim qual to become an AAV driver, but i learned alot o being admin and i had realized i have so much time on my hands cuz i can go to school and all.....it is not all that bad being a "paper bitch" lol.......our unit is the one who finds the "missing in action" Vietnam Vets...we still have 1900 bodies that are unaccounted for and we bring them back and i dentify them by using DNA and all that good stuff..... it is a really awsome unit...It is Joint by the way....it is good cuz my hometown is in Alexandria and i am not that far from the Veitnam Mememorial.....It is an honor that i am at this command....

i have a short fuse because i don't take shit from nobody.... that's why i get mad easily....and I DO LOVE MY CORPS.....you know they say don't let know punk you around....look i am no "ROBOT"...

jay- i am not afraid to speak my mind and i am no shit bag either......you don't know me personally... i am a crazy mofo ok......that's the way i am ....if you have a problem with that then oh well.........i have a first class PFT, but i am no swimmer cuz i am still a CWS 4, but i wanna do better than that.... i am a sharp shooter...miss expert by 2 pts...i was pissed....

oh yeah the school thing...if i wanted the money for school i would've gone into the Army.....they offer more than the Corps......I hated school, but i realized when i was in Oki that i needed to go back to school, cuz i dunno if i was going to stay in for 20 or not, plus to improve my self and who knows get a commision......


here is my e-mail:

devilsangel80@hotmail.com



--semper fi--

Sergeant Nic said:


Intrigue said:


jay0321 said:

would not be surprised if you told us your MOS is that of a USMC Reserve cook.





Why would you disrespect our cooks? They are actually capable of something productive. And IMO they make some damn good food http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Not to rain on your parade buddy, but "your cooks".. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bs.gif You're not a Marine so quit pretending. Until you claim the title you have no business speaking of what you don't know.



Thats the spirit buddy!! I think you have a little egotistical problem. You see, i run the PRT better than most, i got a very high score on my asvab. I eat sleep and breathe Marine Corps. Is this the kind of light you want to shed on the Corps to a beginning recruit?

Everyday is one day closer to my ship date. And for your information, i can refer to them as "Our Cooks". Because, i FREQUENTLY eat meals on base, seeing as i am there quite often. Believe me, if i was old enough, i'd be there.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif Not to rain on your parade, but you're coming across as a jackass. Every other marine i have ever met has been open to helping me. I hang around the recruiting office, im up at the base shootin' the shit, and i'm always trying to learn something new.

So what harm does it do for me to say "Semper Fi" and show a little pride? Hm? Doesn't seem to do any harm. I have a lot of pride in the Marine Corps. In FACT, there has been a Marine from my family dating back to every major war since the revolution. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif Jonathon Taylor (My GGGG-Grandfather; 2nd LT Artillary; Civil War) Is who i am aspiring to be like. Now what harm have i done to the Corps except striving to continue the tradition of the Corps. Hm? I've been going to DEP Meetings since i was in 8th grade.

Believe me Brother.. If i was 18 id be at Paris Island right now. Sorry if im coming off as a jackass, but you really did "Rain on my parade". Not once have i ever said "I am a marine". Sure, im a poolie. Im a DEP. But not a marine...Not yet..

Semper Fidelis,

Jonathon

Damn...gone for the weekend and look at all the crap I missed out on http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

I was all ready to start slinging the shit with gsxr69 after readin his comback, but then read the other posts. Admin or not, you got my respect for helping with the location of our soldiers. I got an Army friend in Mil Intel (96B) that is working over there as well. He also says it is a joint unit. You guys might know each other if there is not more than one. He told me a lot of the stuff you guys do to get the job done http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

As for cooks being pretty low on the Marine ladder, I don't know about that, but in the Army we treat them with respect. I remember when I joined I was told by an old infantry guy not to give any shit to the cooks or the supply guys, because either one can fuck your tour over pretty good. I know it has suck to have the Marine mentallity and regulated to cook, kinda like the guys that are in the Air Force that do laundry instead of flying. But hey...someone has to do that crap. We got enough civilians running our shit as it is.

Damn...I just realized this wasn't even gsxr69's post, but that we post-whored Furstgixxer's 1st. Sorry bro....shit happens http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

knee dragger,

what is your freinds name? is at AHickam AFB called CILHI (Central Indentification labratory Hawaii) or JTF-FA (Joint Task Force-Full Accounting)???

oh yeah, i gonna got a little crazy over the weekend...lol.......some people wanna be jack asses mak'n fun of cooks....ya know....


peace and ride safe


--gsxr69--

Can I get a WHOA!!!!!!!!!!

knee_dragger said:


As for cooks being pretty low on the Marine ladder, I don't know about that, but in the Army we treat them with respect. I remember when I joined I was told by an old infantry guy not to give any shit to the cooks or the supply guys, because either one can fuck your tour over pretty good. I know it has suck to have the Marine mentallity and regulated to cook, kinda like the guys that are in the Air Force that do laundry instead of flying. But hey...someone has to do that crap. We got enough civilians running our shit as it is.


you cant forget finance dont give them shit either or you wont get paid

dont forget 96B intel analyst or you wonk get your clearance when needed

and dont forget 96hoes you want a bomb dropped ill tell ya where ta put it http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

gsxr69 said:

jay, http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif

hey you, I don't know who the fuck you think you are but yes, I AM A "FELLOW MARINE" AND I DO RIDE. THE ONLY TIME I STOP AT MY FRIEND'S SHOP IS TO BUY GEAR OR OIL FOR MY BIKE AND GET SOME ADVICE YOU LITTLE BITCH………YEAH I AM A SQUID HUH……YOU MUTHA FUCKER, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME…I AM A BIKE FREAK…….I LOVE 2 WHEELS……..I FUCK'N RIDE TO WORK EVREYDAY AND RIDE ERVEYDAY AFTER WORK…………….I EVEN HAVE A 2OOO MUSTANG…I BARLEY DRIVE THAT NOW….ONLY WHEN I GO GROCERY SHOPPING OR GET A LOT OF STUFF…..


--semper fi--


jay sounds like your "GAY" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif






Man you need to go and relax somewhere, being an ass here doesn't help peoples attitude of you. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif

knight2211,

i know i know.....i am calmed..........i just didn't like what they said and i don't shit from anyone... I LOVE MY TLR..my friend is right...she said i am obseesed with my bike and that i am a bike freak......lol...I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Jay your're stil GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


peace!!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/applause.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/lick.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I have been away for some time and just saw this! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Seems I've caused quite a lot of, erm, discussion. Of course none of what I wrote was meant personally in anyway, so if anyone felt hurt... Well, must mean I hit something right http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif


BTW:

http://www.gixxer.com/uploads/Retard1.jpg

Can we please get back to the orginal intent of this thread, which is to http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/piss2.gifgsxr69 http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

ok...ok...ok...i am calmed down now http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
http://www.gixxer.com/uploads/you_win_the_prize0.jpg