Why do 99% of all gixxer threads turn sexual at some point?? [Archive] - Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums Gixxer.com

Wifey

10-17-2005, 11:54 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif I voted http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

The answer is simple. Site full of guys with a couple handful of women. One girl walks into a thread you have a hundred hard bananas http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif

For those who remember Blondie. There was never a thread that didnt involve sex. Dont get me wrong I ended up in them too http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif She definately was/is a horny girl http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/ott.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-17-2005, 12:00 PM

Rev. Intrigue

10-17-2005, 12:02 PM

Kneedown

10-17-2005, 12:04 PM

this is the internet and the internet is run by the porn industriy

Suzuki Chelly

10-17-2005, 12:06 PM

I'd say at least most of those are true to some degree.

And #3 is too close to being true in my case http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cry.gif

I really need to change that. I may need to stoop a bit and go pose on my bike and pick up a chick.

Uncle Shittypants

10-17-2005, 12:13 PM

Because riding rockets is really overcompensation for a lack of sex life so talking about it is all one can do

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-17-2005, 12:14 PM

You know Wifey...You're about the only Gixxer girl I have yet to see naked.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif.How about shooting me a pic http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif You know you want Kiri to lust you...You know it you know it you know it!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

+68

Dude,,you can't plus 68 that!! Thread fowl!! Thread foul! Where's MPD when ya need him...You havn't seen me, I know you havn't seen Dilly or Mel...so nana nana boo boo.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

Uncle Shittypants

10-17-2005, 12:14 PM

thats so true, haha

Fiddy_Ryder

10-17-2005, 12:15 PM

Ill vote if you say "HARRRRRRRRRRRRR"

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-17-2005, 12:18 PM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif

Uncle Shittypants

10-17-2005, 12:22 PM

HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 12:26 PM

LMFAO

Kiri can guess what my vote was. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Antagonist·5000

10-17-2005, 12:34 PM

boobs?

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 12:37 PM

BOOBIES!!! Or my personal favorite: BEWBIES!!!

JRD

10-17-2005, 12:38 PM

http://www.gixxer.com/uploads/boobies4.gif

Amy269

10-17-2005, 12:42 PM

I got some pinga saturday night WOOT!! Same one for the past year or so but it'd been a few weeks or more so I was happy.

Wifey

10-17-2005, 01:04 PM

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 01:07 PM

Hahah I don't know how much you want to leave to her imagination....she can do a hell of a lot with a naked pic, PLENTY left to imagine.

Jimmy 2 Times

10-17-2005, 01:16 PM

shut up and get nekid http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/ott.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bounce.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-17-2005, 01:17 PM

You know Wifey...You're about the only Gixxer girl I have yet to see naked.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif.How about shooting me a pic http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif You know you want Kiri to lust you...You know it you know it you know it!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Sorry Kiri, Im more the type that likes to leave a bit to the imagination http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Awww shucks!! **put's hands in pockets, kick's a can then walks away with head down in dissapointment** But! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/idea.gif I still have my Mel...Yeaahhhhhh I'm happy again!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

girlie600

10-17-2005, 01:27 PM

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-17-2005, 01:30 PM

You two arn't any fun... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Wifey

10-17-2005, 01:30 PM

You know Wifey...You're about the only Gixxer girl I have yet to see naked.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif.How about shooting me a pic http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif You know you want Kiri to lust you...You know it you know it you know it!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Sorry Kiri, Im more the type that likes to leave a bit to the imagination http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/applause.gif

Why do I have a nagging feeling you will be the only one on my side here http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

Thanks Girlie http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 01:35 PM

Damn prudes http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cussing.gif

Just playing Wifey,.... I can see your cleavage. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Wifey

10-17-2005, 01:40 PM

Damn prudes http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cussing.gif

Just playing Wifey,.... I can see your cleavage. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Exactly so whats all the fuss about http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

SPL170db

10-17-2005, 02:40 PM

Any and all people that troll internet messageboard are sexually frustrated individuals who seek it out wherever and whenever possibly, preferrably anonymously which lends itself nicely to a messageboard as such.

Wait........what?

Da Mighty Midge

10-17-2005, 03:01 PM

81% http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

allprobmx

10-17-2005, 03:03 PM

Id rather put my game or lack there of into play in person, but a number of things get in my way...

1. Kiri (rugmunchers end up pulling a Pocahantas storyline on my ass on convert the savages to the more strict catholic version of sex)

2. I only have 1 friend that rides, and whenever i try and show him some leg he hits me, then his wife hits me.

3. Never met a chick on a bike. Ever. Kiri wont even send me the pics she owes me over the internet, so i figure my chances are slim to none IRL, if i ever did meet one.

4. I work my ass off to afford my shit, so i cant travel to meet all you characters (bad thing?)

5. Kiri telling all the ladies i have a skeeter peter.

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-17-2005, 03:12 PM

Down boy!!

Amy269

10-17-2005, 03:42 PM

allprobmx, you have seriously never met a girl who rides? where do you live? Girls on bikes are HOT and even hotter in person, shit, when I get my next bike maybe I'll let you ride bitch. From what I hear wont be too much pokin me in the back so it should be ok.

gixxerjockey

10-17-2005, 03:43 PM

81% http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

83% now and still swelling .... whoa http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif

mpdgsxr1000

10-17-2005, 08:39 PM

Amy269

10-17-2005, 08:54 PM

Kiri has yet to see me naked as well...oh wait, I posted that one shower pic, damn. Cant I EVER leave anything to the imagination?!

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-17-2005, 11:42 PM

Hehe..You can't get away from Kiri that easily Amy...You know you luv Kiri lusting you!!

RussZTT

10-17-2005, 11:59 PM

We haven't seen you yet.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/ott.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-18-2005, 12:58 AM

Those special gixxer members I got mad luv for have seen my nudie!! Besides that I got a pic up in the girls forum...That's all ye gonna git!! Unless someday you earn your way into the Kiri Mad Luv Crew... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

RussZTT

10-18-2005, 02:39 AM

Those special gixxer members I got mad luv for have seen my nudie!! Besides that I got a pic up in the girls forum...That's all ye gonna git!! Unless somedeay you earn your way into the Kiri Mad Luv Crew... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

Why cant weeee be friends...oh why can't weeee be friends http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bounce.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-18-2005, 02:49 AM

allprobmx

10-18-2005, 01:52 PM

Nope, never even SEEN a girl on a sport bike, much less met one. if i did see one id probly spin a skidding U'ie and cut her off and slow down to a stop so i could talk to her. Come to the midwest and show me what one looks like, would ya? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

As for you, kiri-pants....i would think ive pretty much measled my way into your little club by now, and im hurt i didnt get an invitation. Seriously, i know some smoking dykes that will extend an invitation to ANY girl for a 3way. When you come here, expect not to meet them.

Suzuki Chelly

10-18-2005, 02:40 PM

Now when you said girl on a sportbike, does it count if they're total poser squids? Squid-ettes maybe?

Crashing Sucks

10-18-2005, 03:28 PM

my girl friend rides a bigger bike than me http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/SmackBottom.gif but she has about 3 yrs. more exp. then me to, sooooo..............

allprobmx

10-18-2005, 04:01 PM

even if they were squidettes, at least they'd have boobs and be riding. i wish i rode with a chick as a regualr riding buddy, them convo's would be awesome

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-18-2005, 04:38 PM

RussZTT

10-19-2005, 12:08 AM

I'm so glad my wife rides. Its nice to go out almost every Sat night to ride with everyone then having her nag "All you ever do is ride ride ride"...shes right there next to me on her 04 750 http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif

JRD

10-19-2005, 12:18 AM

Aawwwwwww we can be friends.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif I just don't any openings on the Mad Luv Crew right now...And besides, MPD has to approve all applications and he knows how strict my guidlines for admission are.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

MPd has to approve http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Guess I'm out http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/SmackBottom.gif

allprobmx

10-19-2005, 04:33 AM

Kiri Rocket Rider

10-19-2005, 04:39 AM

You promise!

allprobmx

10-19-2005, 11:18 AM

cross my heart and hope you die http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

IllmicIll

08-15-2006, 07:21 PM

what the...

Moto_Joe

08-15-2006, 07:37 PM

How the fuck did THIS get bumped :wtf

wvlax21

08-15-2006, 08:33 PM

prob from a poll on another thread.....the polls have been all fucked up since the move from the old site

iluvdagxr

08-15-2006, 08:57 PM

Nice bump of a year old thread!

thomus

08-15-2006, 09:16 PM

i was just going to say, i have no fucking clue who some of these people are and if they are guys or girls. lol

I.E. 750

08-15-2006, 09:56 PM

if devil,jlo, or vixxion are involved its almost a guarantee,
there are more ladies out there but those were the first 3 i
thought of.
you can tell whos who after spending a little time lurking thomus

Jimmy 2 Times

08-15-2006, 10:08 PM

god that bitch was so annoying

Fiddy_Ryder

08-15-2006, 10:10 PM

:wtf

thomus

08-15-2006, 10:45 PM

Blaise

08-15-2006, 11:01 PM

i was just going to say, i have no fucking clue who some of these people are and if they are guys or girls. lol

Or both....:lol :lol :lol

Fiddy_Ryder

08-16-2006, 12:43 AM

Or both....:lol :lol :lol

:spit :lol
:spit :lol
:spit :lol
:spit :lol

JonRags

08-16-2006, 01:29 AM

god that bitch was so annoying

:lol

wheelburns

08-16-2006, 03:13 AM

god that bitch was so annoying

cmon who was worst her or amy :lol :lol

im partial to amy she used to tell me to go eat a cheeseburger:lol

Jimmy 2 Times

08-16-2006, 08:54 AM

cmon who was worst her or amy :lol :lol

im partial to amy she used to tell me to go eat a cheeseburger:lol

amy was hot.....so i could tolerate her :lol