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Blaise

10-17-2005, 04:57 AM

Now let me preface this by saying that I dont like this saying because I think it is terribly disrepectful to be calling a women a ho, however...

Two recently single dudes, "good friends", looking for ladies. Dude#1 makes his intentions clear on a specific lady, Dude#2, fully aware of these intentions, starts stepping into what would universally be described as Dude#1's business.

Discuss.

Are you kidding me, I use that term all the time.

Dude# 2 is way out of line and needs to review rule #1 "Bros before hos."

Starsky

10-17-2005, 04:59 AM

Are you kidding me, I use that term all the time.

Dude# 2 is way out of line and needs to review rule #1 "Bros before hos."

One of the rules of the "Man code", right?

Blaise

10-17-2005, 05:03 AM

Are you kidding me, I use that term all the time.

Dude# 2 is way out of line and needs to review rule #1 "Bros before hos."

One of the rules of the "Man code", right?

Never really use the term "Man code" but if it's like "Guy code" from the movie Old School, no, I don't play that way.

Oh, and for what it's worth, neither bros nor hos are posessive the way you put them in the thread title.

Antagonist·5000

10-17-2005, 05:03 AM

bmacd

10-17-2005, 05:04 AM

I think it was Aggie who had a similar thread. Turned out pretty good here.

-=bmacd=-

Starsky

10-17-2005, 05:21 AM

If dude #1 cant keep up with dude #2 it wasnt meant to be.. and dude #1 doesnt have a chance if the lady turns out to be more interested in dude #2, so dude #1 would be better off finding another lady.

The question is not a matter of "keeping up"

The question revolves around whether the lady is far game or whether concessions should be taken when friendship is involved.

this is so stupid.

Usually the stupidest thing about most of the threads arounf here are the responses of how stupid the thread is. I dont recall it being mandatory to read or respond to any thread that you think is stupid, so kindly fuck-off, if you dont like it http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Fiddy_Ryder

10-17-2005, 05:21 AM

dude 1 got to her first,, dude 2 needs to step back.. if chick shows no interest in dude 1, then dude 1 needs to drop it and chick is fair game for dude 2..

Blaise

10-17-2005, 05:31 AM

Devilman

10-17-2005, 05:39 AM

Antagonist·5000

10-17-2005, 05:55 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 05:58 AM

Devilman

10-17-2005, 06:01 AM

Fiddy_Ryder

10-17-2005, 06:02 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif All is fair in love and war. Dude #1 can go suck a dick. I'm sure there are a lot of married guys out there that have friends that thought their wife was hot when they met and were single. Too bad, so sad. Women are not yours for the claiming. They are not property or animals. (Well, some are.) http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif The only way you "claim" one is by planting your dick in them. After that, they are all yours. Until then, it's fair game.

Don't Hate The Playa, Hate The Game,
Devilman

Ok, but why then, would the "planting of the dick" be the deal sealer? Why not the ring?

you dont bang the same chick your buddy is bangin.. unless she is the community chick then a lil bit o dome from the chck is ok http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Blaise

10-17-2005, 06:11 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif All is fair in love and war. Dude #1 can go suck a dick. I'm sure there are a lot of married guys out there that have friends that thought their wife was hot when they met and were single. Too bad, so sad. Women are not yours for the claiming. They are not property or animals. (Well, some are.) http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif The only way you "claim" one is by planting your dick in them. After that, they are all yours. Until then, it's fair game.

Don't Hate The Playa, Hate The Game,
Devilman

If it were just some dude, of course it's fair game. If it's someone I consider my "bro" which is for people that are friends but I consider close enough to be family, I would step aside or more likely try to help if I'm not busy. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

But yeah, I guess if you're from TX you don't really have any friends anyway. Just more steers and queers. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Devilman

10-17-2005, 06:15 AM

But yeah, I guess if you're from TX you don't really have any friends anyway. Just more steers and queers. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif The only queer around here is YOU my friend. But hey, don't get upset. If you and I ever get the chance to hang out, I wouldn't even DREAM of stepping in between you and the man of your dreams. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

The Straightest Man On The Planet,
Devilman

Starsky

10-17-2005, 06:20 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif All is fair in love and war. Dude #1 can go suck a dick. I'm sure there are a lot of married guys out there that have friends that thought their wife was hot when they met and were single. Too bad, so sad. Women are not yours for the claiming. They are not property or animals. (Well, some are.) http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif The only way you "claim" one is by planting your dick in them. After that, they are all yours. Until then, it's fair game.

Don't Hate The Playa, Hate The Game,
Devilman

If it were just some dude, of course it's fair game. If it's someone I consider my "bro" which is for people that are friends but I consider close enough to be family, I would step aside or more likely try to help if I'm not busy. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

This is the sentiment that I follow, of course she's fair game, unless she's being pursued by a friend.

For the record I was being facescious regarding the "why stop at the planting comment" as I believe she's off limits (for friends) way before that.

Blaise

10-17-2005, 06:39 AM

The Straightest Man On The Planet,
Devilman

Just keep telling yourself that sweet cheeks. We'll meet up someday and I'm sure you're no steer. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

Tyg

10-17-2005, 06:44 AM

dude 1 got to her first,, dude 2 needs to step back.. if chick shows no interest in dude 1, then dude 1 needs to drop it and chick is fair game for dude 2..

Roger that, it is equal responsibility for friend one to accept a lost game when it's lost.

You get another point from me about the above.

If I see one of my buddies chatting a girl up, there is no way in hell I'd be a heat score.

gixxerfever

10-17-2005, 06:51 AM

guy # 2 is a cockblock and #1 should stop crying...... guy#1 and #2 should be happy one of them got laid and should get the girl to hook #1 up with a hot friend... calling dibs on a girl at the bar is as stupid as expecting your buddy to keep quiet when the girl was obviously attracted to him and not guy #1.....

Devilman

10-17-2005, 06:55 AM

Blaise

10-17-2005, 07:03 AM

The Straightest Man On The Planet,
Devilman

Just keep telling yourself that sweet cheeks. We'll meet up someday and I'm sure you're no steer. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/uploads/nning_from_blaze.gif

:lol:

Mess With The Bull Boy, You'll Get The Horns,
Devilman

Considering the above pic, I'm still doubtful considering you have more pictures of naked or semi-naked men on your computers than I do on mine.
The only ones on mine are of me. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Devilman

10-17-2005, 07:16 AM

Kneedown

10-17-2005, 07:25 AM

Depends on how hot she was and how good of a friend he was, is all about the variables

Blaise

10-17-2005, 07:37 AM

variables

Look at SRADman busting out the big words. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

Hell, come to think of it, the most gay porn I've ever seen is what you've posted. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif

Moto_Joe

10-17-2005, 07:45 AM

Devilman

10-17-2005, 07:48 AM

You ever notice how often Dman feels like he has to prove to all of us that he is straight....... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Little git of overcompensating going on here I think .............. HOMO http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif

Notice how you always seem to have a problem with me BEING straight? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif Little bit of "wishful thinking" gone wrong here I think. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif

Guzzla,
Devilman

Starsky

10-17-2005, 07:51 AM

Depends on how hot she was and how good of a friend he was, is all about the variables

I disagree hard and fast rules should be universally established.

3dartist

10-17-2005, 08:32 AM

It really depend son how close DUDE #1 is with the chick. If he really digs her, a LOT, and hasn't put his cock in her, DUDE #2 should respect DUDE #1.

ONCE a cock is placed in a chick, she's bad

The bros before hoes also implys simply that the DUDES are so close they're almost brothers. You never pic up a bros' ex-girlfriend, etc.

3dartist

10-17-2005, 08:36 AM

Depends on how hot she was and how good of a friend he was, is all about the variables

I disagree hard and fast rules should be universally established.

I agree. The rule is simple and firm. It's BROS BEFORE HOES.

DUDE #2 is breaking the rules, clearly if DUDE #1 is chasing her booty.

JohnyCakes

10-17-2005, 08:37 AM

3dartist

10-17-2005, 08:41 AM

Antagonist·5000

10-17-2005, 08:44 AM

Dude #1 and Dude #2 should call their 2 friends, Dude 3 and Dude 4, and they should all run a train on the bitch http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif

ChooChoo....ChooChoo!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif

Ride the train Bitch!!

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

Boston750

10-17-2005, 09:14 AM

hahaha train........but really it depends on the two guys, i know a couple of my best friends told me if i can fuck their girl then i should try, as long as i tell them if i do, other guys i know dont even like when guys hug their girl....now ill get with a girl if shes got a guy, but not if hes my boy and dont want me to

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 09:19 AM

Fiddy_Ryder

10-17-2005, 09:25 AM

Chinese finger trap!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Blaise

10-17-2005, 09:40 AM

Chinese finger trap!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Damn kids takin up my hotel room!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Fiddy_Ryder

10-17-2005, 09:45 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:19 AM

Blitzergixxer

10-17-2005, 10:20 AM

dude 1 got to her first,, dude 2 needs to step back.. if chick shows no interest in dude 1, then dude 1 needs to drop it and chick is fair game for dude 2..

Yup yup. Said best right there. You don't cock-block your homies.

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:23 AM

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:30 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:31 AM

Before dude 1 and 2 start fighting over a woman who probably doesn't want EITHER of them...somebody should ask her.

Who cares what the dick thinks? If dude 1 wants the girl and the girl wants him I don't see the problem.

NO, you dont. In fact it seems like you missed the problem all together.

the issue, is not whether the girl like either or likes one more than the other. (that is the girls problem). This is an etiquette issue as to how two friends should approach liking and pursueing the same girl.

Should have specified that in the FIRST post instead of using "getting all in dude 1's business".

And no I do not see the problem, it's the girl's choice in the end, let her deicde which of you she wants to fuck. Damn.

Of course it's her choice, and SHE can pursue whomever SHE wants. That is not the question, nor part of the discussion.

again, This is an etiquette issue as to how two friends should approach liking and pursueing the same girl. Maybe you dont have the right perspective.

approach it from you and a girlfriend liking the same guy, you dont know who (if either) He likes (cuz that not the point right now).

Now if you are flirting, making conversation, etc. etc. do you mind if she's doing the same thing, competing with you for this guys attention.

Fair game/battles on
OR
have some repect and wait your turn (if you are not compatible with him)

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:35 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:38 AM

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:38 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:39 AM

Before dude 1 and 2 start fighting over a woman who probably doesn't want EITHER of them...somebody should ask her.

Who cares what the dick thinks? If dude 1 wants the girl and the girl wants him I don't see the problem.

NO, you dont. In fact it seems like you missed the problem all together.

the issue, is not whether the girl like either or likes one more than the other. (that is the girls problem). This is an etiquette issue as to how two friends should approach liking and pursueing the same girl.

Should have specified that in the FIRST post instead of using "getting all in dude 1's business".

And no I do not see the problem, it's the girl's choice in the end, let her deicde which of you she wants to fuck. Damn.

Yeah, dudes approach chick as a team and say "Hey, we're both hot for you, which of us do you want to approach you?"

Totally cool, it happens all the time.

Can't you see it
"hi I'm Mike" "and I'm Bob"
"we both think your purdy, which one of us can take you home?"

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:39 AM

I don't think there is a right answer, you're just going to have to work it out with your friend http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif There aren't any real rules for this sort of stuff. i guess you could challenge him to a duel.l

SEE, now that's an answer to the question!
I, personally, think a duel is a little extreme. I also think that the "right" answer is a reflection on your views on friendship and competition.

I think a coin toss would suffice if there were any doubt as to "who saw her first". If indeed we're talking about pre-meeting.

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:40 AM

Unfortunately that's not how the world works. Every situation is different. how do you decide who gets the first shot at said girl? Whoever saw her first? Met her first?

What if girl and guy 1 don't hit it off? What if they do but later down the line they break up? Does guy 2 still get a shot?

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:45 AM

What if girl and guy 1 don't hit it off? What if they do but later down the line they break up? Does guy 2 still get a shot?

She's fair game in instance number one. Same for instance number two in my opinion, but not in most guy's opinions.

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:45 AM

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:47 AM

see, looks like you got it all figured out http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:47 AM

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:48 AM

What if girl and guy 1 don't hit it off?

Then it's guy two's turn (if, in fact, you think that he should have waited in the first place)

What if they do but later down the line they break up? Does guy 2 still get a shot?

that depends on
A) who initiated the break up

B) How Guy one feels about Guy two and girl hooking up (and how Guy two values Guy one's frienship if he doesn't approve)

C) Most importantly, how Guy two feels about "sloppy seconds"

That was more well put than my response. I certainly wouldn't want to fuck up a friendship (ie:not putting bros before hos) over wanting to get with some chick my buddy was with.
If he didn't care, it's certainly fair game.

We could totally start a talk show.

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:49 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:50 AM

We could totally start a talk show.

We could base the show on "manly stuff" and end every episode with..................

Girls jumping on TRAMPOLINES, it's brilliant!

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:51 AM

Girls jumping on TRAMPOLINES, it's brilliant!

Maybe just 30 minutes of that!!
Now that's PRIMETIME!!!

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:51 AM

I don't think there is a right answer, you're just going to have to work it out with your friend http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif There aren't any real rules for this sort of stuff. i guess you could challenge him to a duel.l

This duel you speak of, is it a duel to the death?
Guns, swords, clubs? I am intrigued.

LOL those work. I would go with swords.

Or you could modern it up a little and do it with paintball guns...or maybe a halo match or something. Whatever you do, televise it.

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:52 AM

I liked the duel idea http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Dear Devil,

Still patiently awaiting duel details

Sincerely,
Supadave

EDIT:

I guess I really wasn't "patient" per say.

NOw if swords were to be used, and death occurred. How would the girl know whether or not the dead Guy was the better choice? Have you totally thought this through?

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:53 AM

read above...

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:54 AM

read above...

Ok, the trailing options sucked. At least swords can do some serious damage.

Oooo Paintball or Halo, we're not in junior high.

Let's cut some bloody arms off!!!!

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:56 AM

Personally, I think that the sword fight responsibility should rest with Guys3-5, who attack Guy2 for violation of "Man rules" and for being a potential cockblocker.

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 10:57 AM

Just make sure they're rusty pirate swords ARGH!!!!!

Blaise

10-17-2005, 10:58 AM

Personally, I think that the sword fight responsibility should rest with Guys3-5, who attack Guy2 for violation of "Man rules" and for being a potential cockblocker.

Slain justly in the name of Anti-Cockblocking!

Starsky

10-17-2005, 10:59 AM

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 11:01 AM

http://www.gosh.org/about_us/peterpan/images/photo03_lrg.jpg

Starsky

10-17-2005, 11:04 AM

Blaise

10-17-2005, 11:08 AM

So to sum this up the consensus is:

Two recently single dudes, "good friends", looking for ladies. Dude#1 makes his intentions clear on a specific lady, Dude#2, fully aware of these intentions, starts stepping into what would universally be described as Dude#1's business.

If Dude#2 does not give Dude#1 proper support, room, and time to make his "move", then Dude#2 will be subject to a brutal death by sword from Dude's#3, 4, and 5.

If Dude#2 DOES give proper support, room, and time and Dude#1 strikes out, She is fair game.

If Dude#1 suceeds, however in the future fails, then Dude#2 (with blessing) may pursue the Girl. (*unless Dude#2 is the cause of subsequent relationship breakdown, then point one (death by sword)*)

Agreed?

What if Dude#1 determines she is a phreak, calls Dude#2 to take the other end of the CFT. Then Dudes 3 4 & 5 get their spidey senses tingling over the nearby gangbang waiting to happen and justly partake in a righteous session with the guys to be capped off by a round of cold brews on the now passed out chick's tab.

Man, what a night.

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 11:10 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

Starsky

10-17-2005, 11:10 AM

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 11:11 AM

What about pictures and video? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

Wifey

10-17-2005, 11:12 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 11:13 AM

What about pictures and video? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

Pictures and videos are dependant on Dude#1's story telling abilities.

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 11:14 AM

Well damn that is just unacceptable http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif We want pics and vids.

Starsky

10-17-2005, 11:14 AM

Wifey

10-17-2005, 11:16 AM

Starsky

10-17-2005, 11:19 AM

Wifey

10-17-2005, 11:23 AM

What if Dude#1 determines she is a phreak, calls Dude#2 to take the other end of the CFT. Then Dudes 3 4 & 5 get their spidey senses tingling over the nearby gangbang waiting to happen and justly partake in a righteous session with the guys to be capped off by a round of cold brews on the now passed out chick's tab.

Man, what a night.

Did you give her a proper amount of time, or are you constantly looking over your shoulder for a gang of sword weilding friends?

I wanna hear that story again after you smoke some funny stuff http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

Wifey, we want to hear your opinion on the matter at hand.

No you dont.... I married the man my friend was trying to get forever http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

She wasnt really a friend but I would listen to her whine about him at work. She would flirt with him and call him off the hook but he wasnt giving her the time of day. I went out with them one night with some other people and realized why she was trying so hard. We got to talking and well... you get the idea http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

She was a co-worker and that night was the first time we ever hung out outside of work.

Blaise

10-17-2005, 11:27 AM

Fiddy_Ryder

10-17-2005, 12:14 PM

ARGH!!!!!

Can you say that again for me? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Amy269

10-17-2005, 12:46 PM

My first boyfriend was a white trash loser and one night he was drunk or high or something and I stopped by where he was hangin out and for whatever reason (we werent arguing or anything) he did some little hand sign or someshit and said bro's before ho's or something very similiar and to the same effect. I was like WTF?! Then I kicked the shit out of him in front of all his BOYZ...that was back when I put up with shit like that and acted in ways some may call unladylike. Point is, he didnt say that shit again. At least in front of me anyways.
*music notes* Memories, like the corners of my miiiind, misty water colored meeeeemmorries of the way we were...LOL!

ECC3

10-17-2005, 12:47 PM

Why the fuck is thread so long?

No girl is worth fighting for. Let them do the fighting http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

fatlip

10-17-2005, 12:49 PM

I say sit back and let the ladies decide. Unless your with the bitch already and they start trippin then fuck both of em.

Moto_Joe

10-17-2005, 12:59 PM

I say who ever has the bigger club, Just club her over the head and drag her home......... but by the hair, cause if you drag her by the feet sheel fill up with dirt http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 01:11 PM

ARGH!!!!!

Can you say that again for me? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

ARRRRRGH!!!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bounce.gif

wheelburns

10-17-2005, 02:30 PM

whatever i got the t-shirt

Fiddy_Ryder

10-17-2005, 04:08 PM

ARGH!!!!!

Can you say that again for me? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

ARRRRRGH!!!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bounce.gif

ok,, its back now http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Grandevil

10-17-2005, 04:40 PM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

torquemaniac

10-18-2005, 02:53 AM

Starsky

10-18-2005, 04:01 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif The solution is easy. Both guys put on their best game and let the chick decide. If they're friends they'll respect each other whatever the outcome. If they can't do that, then they're not really friends to begin with.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif I'm guessing most of you guys are younger and don't understand the concept of "All's fair in love and war."

I'm guessing that whatever age you are you dont see the pathetic humour of having two buddies macking on the same girl at the same time.

"All's fair in love and war." should not apply when you're both on the same "team"

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 04:47 AM

I find the only guys that say "bros before ho's" are the bros with no hos....

Blaise

10-18-2005, 05:03 AM

torquemaniac

10-18-2005, 05:18 AM

I'm guessing that whatever age you are you dont see the pathetic humour of having two buddies macking on the same girl at the same time.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif Nothing wrong with "two buddies macking on the same girl at the same time."

"All's fair in love and war." should not apply when you're both on the same "team"

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif There is no "team." It's every guy for himself. If you don't understand that you'll *always* be the loser.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Chicks dig confident guys who go after what they want in life. If you want to be the "gentleman" and bow out graciously because your so-called "buddies" want the same thing you want - then be my guest.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif But you'll still be the loser.

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 05:19 AM

I find the only guys that say "bros before ho's" are the bros with no hos....

Don't kid yourself. My buddy went to pass the bowl to my wife once and I was all "Yo, Bros before Hos motherfucker!"
Fortunately, Beth knows I'm a sarcastic fuck so we all got a good laugh.

Such a gentleman you are! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

Don't play yourself - Calling your wife a ho is hardly commendable and even lower that you would say in front of her...

"puff puff give, pass it to the left"

Do you open doors and let your "bros" in before your wife? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wait.gif

Starsky

10-18-2005, 05:22 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif Nothing wrong with "two buddies macking on the same girl at the same time."

NOthing wrong except for a couple of dude's coming off as desperate douche bags chasing tail. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif There is no "team." It's every guy for himself. If you don't understand that you'll *always* be the loser.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Chicks dig confident guys who go after what they want in life. If you want to be the "gentleman" and bow out graciously because your so-called "buddies" want the same thing you want - then be my guest.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif But you'll still be the loser.

I feel sorry for the guy who is "confident" enough to casually fuck over his friends.

Also, a "gentleman loser" is an oxymoron.

This is not a confidence issue.

Fiddy_Ryder

10-18-2005, 05:39 AM

torquemaniac

10-18-2005, 06:00 AM

NOthing wrong except for a couple of dude's coming off as desperate douche bags chasing tail. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif All guys chase tail. What's wrong with that? You're saying because two guys who happen to be friends can't chase the same tail? That's pathetic. And you're a loser for embracing that mindset.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif There is no "team." It's every guy for himself. If you don't understand that you'll *always* be the loser.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Chicks dig confident guys who go after what they want in life. If you want to be the "gentleman" and bow out graciously because your so-called "buddies" want the same thing you want - then be my guest.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif But you'll still be the loser.

I feel sorry for the guy who is "confident" enough to casually fuck over his friends.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif Go ahead and feel sorry - I bet you've got a *lot* of experience at it.

Also, a "gentleman loser" is an oxymoron.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif Not in this case, it's not.

This is not a confidence issue.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bs.gif

Blaise

10-18-2005, 06:13 AM

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 06:15 AM

Such a gentleman you are! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

Don't play yourself - Calling your wife a ho is hardly commendable and even lower that you would say in front of her...

"puff puff give, pass it to the left"

Do you open doors and let your "bros" in before your wife? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wait.gif

you just dont get it do you... id say the same thing, my girl will call me an asshole or fuker or dick and smack in the back of the head, then laugh it off,, see, her and I are on the same level. we know exactly where we stand with each other, and how we truly feel for each other. guess you havent experienced that or youve been i the most boring relationships that you cant even fuck around with each other

O.k. Tupac http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
I know the "gangsta's" say it - It must be cool... And a wannabe gangsta would try to emulate them... i.e. you http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/idea.gif

I could call every girl I know a ho and get away with it.... I could call them names far more vulgar and get away with it.

But I don't....

It is unoriginal and it shows a lack of taste and respect for those you love... Is that what you strive for?

Call a ho a ho, don't call a lover or a friend a ho... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/idea.gif

I can't wait to hear someone call your mom a ho in front of you, or some punk calling your daughter a ho (blaise) see how funny that is... I know it wont be me...

Kneedown

10-18-2005, 06:19 AM

I would agree i wouldnd never call my wife a ho, now a bitch on the other hand....

Blaise

10-18-2005, 06:19 AM

Fiddy_Ryder

10-18-2005, 06:20 AM

Blaise

10-18-2005, 06:21 AM

I would agree i wouldnd never call my wife a ho, now a bitch on the other hand....

Yeah, that's so much different. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

We're not talking about what we'd call our wives in an arguement or in any serious manner.

Besides, if you called your wife a bitch to her face you'd get your ass kicked.

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 06:27 AM

will a stranger loan you $1k in a time need??

No but you "ho" will http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 06:30 AM

Blaise

10-18-2005, 06:31 AM

will a stranger loan you $1k in a time need??

No but you "ho" will http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif

Damn right because if the ho don't come through with the dough a niggaz gotta choke a bitch.
Then how's a nigga supposed ta splain to his lady dat the ho ain't done come thru wit da dough...YO?

wtchtwr, please, just go back to whatever backwoods shack you were bred in and stay there.

Blaise

10-18-2005, 06:34 AM

You clearly are that retarded aren't you?

I, nor he, would ever say that to anyone in any serious manner. It's called fucking sarcasm you pathetic twerp. Neither of us would ever say that to anyone's child because it's completely out of line. If they were grown adults and had that level of love and respect they would be able to retort to the comment in further jest as it was made or make clear that they are offended by it and it would never happen again.

It's nice that you "can't wait" for someone to say that to our loved ones.

I cant wait until someone sarcastically calls Arwen a ho sarcasticly while you are in earshot.

If it were someone who loved her and she loved them in return, I'd be proud to be the guy he was referring to as bro if he said "Bros before hos".
We'd all laugh hysterically at the JOKE, which it would be unless she was in fact a ho, which if she does become will be dissappointing but not my decision to make.

Wrap your pretty little head around that and stew for a minute before you come up with another witty response like the one I quoted before this.

Furthermore, if anyone called her a ho in any serious manner, death or in the very least much pain will follow for them shortly.

Starsky

10-18-2005, 07:12 AM

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif All guys chase tail. What's wrong with that? You're saying because two guys who happen to be friends can't chase the same tail? That's pathetic. And you're a loser for embracing that mindset.:

Yes, that is in fact what I am saying. Pathetic, is not having the tact or respect to pull your tongue back into your mouth and taking a pass.

I feel sorry for the guy who is "confident" enough to casually fuck over his friends

[QUOTE]
;) Go ahead and feel sorry - I bet you've got a *lot* of experience at it..

Because I dont advocate fucking over a freind, I must have alot of experience in it http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Also, a "gentleman loser" is an oxymoron.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif Not in this case, it's not..

An oxymoron will always be an oxymoron.

Devilman

10-18-2005, 07:17 AM

Fiddy_Ryder

10-18-2005, 07:28 AM

will a stranger loan you $1k in a time need??

No but you "ho" will http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif

sure will, ,,cuz bitch betta have my money!!!

Starsky

10-18-2005, 07:44 AM

Listen, there always has to be one little bitch in the crowd to play wing man for the fat bitch and fetch beer. Now... Either you ARE that little bitch in the crowd or you order more beer to be fetched. Simple as that.

Choose a Side SupaDave, http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Devilman

Devilman,

Usually your wisdom is sagelike, however in this situation I just dont think you've finished connecting the dots.

1) A well trained "squad" will rotate wingman duties.

a designated bitch will only make the "squad" weaker (weakest link analogy). Further when no women are around who wants to listen to the bitch tell stupid stories.

2) What is the fat bitch doing at your table drinking beer?

This may be acceptable if for some reason you DO have a designated bitch out with you, then by logic he does need a fat bitch to fetch, said beer for, however as stated ealier neither should be come common practice.

A standardized protocol saves lives in the field http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif and keeps keepers from getting away http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Supadave

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 12:11 PM

Ask your wife / girlfriend if it would bother them if you never called them a ho again...

Witty? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif You are slipping...

Fiddy_Ryder

10-18-2005, 12:13 PM

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 12:42 PM

Wifey

10-18-2005, 01:48 PM

Ask your wife / girlfriend if it would bother them if you never called them a ho again...

Witty? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif You are slipping...

shit, she likes it when i call her a *fucking bitch* when im poundin the ass from teh back http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif

youre not me,, youre not im shoes,, so be mr goody 2 shoes and put youre coat down over the puddle so she can step over.. buy chocolate and flowers for EVERY v day and kiss her ass all the time, http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

thank you please drive through..

Your lack of refinement shines bright for all to see...

What is with the drive-through comment? Are you dreaming of your future promotion from fry-boy?

Oh for the love of god make it stop! Wtch my husband still buys me flowers, opens the door for me, holds my hand and tells me how much he loves me hourly. However he has been known to say "bitch wheres my beer." Its a fuckin joke its funny, and certainly doesnt define my marriage. I like you but you sound ridiculous right now http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif

allprobmx

10-18-2005, 02:04 PM

get em wifey!

Moto_Joe

10-18-2005, 02:10 PM

O.k. Tupac http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
I know the "gangsta's" say it - It must be cool... And a wannabe gangsta would try to emulate them... i.e. you http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/idea.gif

I could call every girl I know a ho and get away with it.... I could call them names far more vulgar and get away with it.

But I don't....

It is unoriginal and it shows a lack of taste and respect for those you love... Is that what you strive for?

Call a ho a ho, don't call a lover or a friend a ho... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/idea.gif

I can't wait to hear someone call your mom a ho in front of you, or some punk calling your daughter a ho (blaise) see how funny that is... I know it wont be me...

*Sigh*.......... It really is Futile............. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif

There is a HUGE difference in your "scenarios" involving Blaise's mother or daughter..... or mine for that matter as I am on the same level as him on this one as well.

Your scenario calls for someone RANDOM calling my wife, mother or daughter a Ho......... and yes they would deserve an ass beating.

On the OTHER HAND, my calling Dilly a ho, with her knowing FULLY how I truly feel about her, is recieved as no more than a joke if said during the right time and place. When you are on the same level, and are truly open and honest with someone, jokingly calling her a ho is no worse than ...... as fiddy said........ her calling me an asshole, jackass, dickhead, spick......... whatever as it is ALL IN JEST.

Wow it must be boring being you, always scared you might say something to set the bitch off http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

Moto_Joe

10-18-2005, 02:16 PM

Now where the hell is that bitch........ my beer is empty.......... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Fiddy_Ryder

10-18-2005, 03:47 PM

Now where the hell is that bitch........ my beer is empty.......... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

yah!!! and tell her to make me some damn pie!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 04:20 PM

Moto_Joe

10-18-2005, 04:24 PM

Blaise

10-18-2005, 04:25 PM

Moto_Joe

10-18-2005, 04:26 PM

Most of the time yes, it is "hey babe could you please grab me a beer while your up?"

But the comedic effect of saying "hey....... get me a beer bitch.... " while you are BOTH sitting is funny. it is actually in a way mocking of the assholes who MEAN IT when they say it.

wtchtwr

10-18-2005, 04:47 PM

I find, "hey (babe, buddy, bro, honey, sexy....), can you grab me a beer" - and when I get it, I say "thanks (babe, buddy, bro, honey, sexy....), works just as well and I don't have to degrade anyone in any way.

My life must be sooo boring because I address people in a positive manner.

IT IS A DAMN JOKE< POKING FUN>>>>>>>> we DONT MEAN IT LITTERALY

Fuck you are dense man..............

I give up........... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Blaise, fiddy, you guys can have this one...........

This is not an argument, you can tell me how far off base I am etc. But this is a Chocolate vs. Vanilla debate. I will never convice you that the flavor that you like is not the best flavor. It is your taste. This post is about "bros before hos," remember?

Believe it or not, I get it.... I know it is not meant to be hurtfull... But I don't focus on peoples shortcomings / differences / name calling. Do what you want to do, say what you want to say. I am not telling you how to live your life.

I have NEVER heard my parents talk to each other or anyone else like you talk to your mates... I guess their politness rubbed off on me. I don't think it is funny/right to call someone a ho, spick, bitch, even if I do not like them...

punkadilly

10-19-2005, 12:06 AM

Bitch, get your own beer http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Just to clarify, I am in no way insulted/degraded when Joe jokes around like that. I know even when he does say that to me, its not directed towards me. . .just like he said. It's more of a mockery of people who are like that http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Besides, he knows I'd kick his ass if he even half way meant it http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

JRD

10-19-2005, 12:15 AM