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: I burnt her cooter


RussZTT
10-14-2005, 05:50 AM
I can't stop laughing at this post http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

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Da Mighty Midge
10-14-2005, 05:52 AM
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SVS
10-14-2005, 05:54 AM
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Wifey
10-14-2005, 05:54 AM
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AggieGixxer
10-14-2005, 05:57 AM
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Wait, did anybody catch that he's 22 (a virgin http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif) and she's 15?

Jimmy 2 Times
10-14-2005, 05:57 AM
OMG......................i dont know where to start



what a dumbass virgin

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gixxerfever
10-14-2005, 05:58 AM
oh my god!!! i'm rolling here hahahhah

Da Mighty Midge
10-14-2005, 05:59 AM
I'd like to see the responses. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

VXGSXR
10-14-2005, 05:59 AM
OMG!!! That's funny. Hot butter, WOO WOO!!

Jimmy 2 Times
10-14-2005, 06:02 AM
do you have a link to that post...........i would love to read the responses

Fiddy_Ryder
10-14-2005, 06:05 AM
shit i would just grabbed the stick of butter and rubbed my unit down like corn on the cob http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

AggieGixxer
10-14-2005, 06:06 AM
Really...who cares? Just ram it in. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

flatlandrider
10-14-2005, 06:11 AM
Really...who cares? Just ram it in. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif



+1

Da Mighty Midge
10-14-2005, 06:13 AM
shit i would just grabbed the stick of butter and rubbed my unit down like corn on the cob http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif



Pure genius. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

SPL170db
10-14-2005, 06:16 AM
It's from the IGN messageboards I think.

BlackJacket
10-14-2005, 06:22 AM
I hope thats a joke.

bmacd
10-14-2005, 06:23 AM
that's been around as long as the "all your base belong to us". It's an internet one-hit wonder. You can find it all over google.

-=bmacd=-

Jimmy 2 Times
10-14-2005, 06:29 AM
my theory is,

"if her pussy is dry, spit on my dick and place it in"


thats all you need
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Blaise
10-14-2005, 06:38 AM
my theory is,

"if her pussy is dry, spit on my dick and place it in"


thats all you need
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Fucking amatuers.

If neither of you is dripping before going for penetration you're moving too fast.

Tru Texan
10-14-2005, 06:42 AM
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+1, this has to be a joke

gsxr313
10-14-2005, 07:01 AM
8 minutes!?!?!? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif 5 would've sufficed. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

coyn586
10-14-2005, 07:05 AM
dude, you gotta post a link.. That's funny shit!

22yr old dude with 15yr olds.. messed up..

SHORT LIVED
10-14-2005, 07:10 AM
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif i like it when he's like i know what im doing...ill be done in 10 seconds

spence1
10-14-2005, 07:15 AM
hahhahahah hopeless....utterly hopelessssss

gsxr_paul
10-14-2005, 07:30 AM
HAHA.

Kyle S
10-14-2005, 07:36 AM
HAHA

Sun Burn
10-14-2005, 09:02 AM
I like how he says he helped her with her english essay but she got a D because the teachers a prick and then he spelled anyways with a Z on the end. Anywayz? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif

Amy269
10-14-2005, 09:45 AM
OK, I really dont know where to start.

1.) theres obviously a reason he's a virgin at 22 and I think by his post we all understand why, 2.) he's stupid enough to f*ck or try to f*ck a minor, 3.) he doesnt even have the brain power to grasp simple things like boiling liquids + bare skin= BURN, 4.) he actually bribed her with Nintendo games. Thats enough on him. She is a damned retard for letting him bribe her w/ games and for letting him put boiling butter on her crotch. She def. needed to go to the doctor after that and luckily she didnt have sex w/ the dude cause she for sure woulda got an infection from gettin it in all her "areas". What a couple of dumbasses http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif

Ya'll ever seen "How to be a Player" (or whatever that damn movie was called) when dude's f*ckin the married chick and her husband comes home? Well, if it was the parents of the dude in the above story it'd go a little more like this...

*Mother and father walk in sons room*
"Damn, son, it smells like Buhdus..hell naw just buhbutter up in here!" (Booty dick and butter!)

RussZTT
10-14-2005, 11:37 AM
OK, I really dont know where to start.

1.) theres obviously a reason he's a virgin at 22 and I think by his post we all understand why, 2.) he's stupid enough to f*ck or try to f*ck a minor, 3.) he doesnt even have the brain power to grasp simple things like boiling liquids + bare skin= BURN, 4.) he actually bribed her with Nintendo games. Thats enough on him. She is a damned retard for letting him bribe her w/ games and for letting him put boiling butter on her crotch. She def. needed to go to the doctor after that and luckily she didnt have sex w/ the dude cause she for sure woulda got an infection from gettin it in all her "areas". What a couple of dumbasses http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif

Ya'll ever seen "How to be a Player" (or whatever that damn movie was called) when dude's f*ckin the married chick and her husband comes home? Well, if it was the parents of the dude in the above story it'd go a little more like this...

*Mother and father walk in sons room*
"Damn, son, it smells like Buhdus..hell naw just buhbutter up in here!" (Booty dick and butter!)



Dang girl..you read into that waaay to much http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

bdidihey
10-14-2005, 12:17 PM
Forgive me...new territory....if you burn the "COOTER" does it still work????
Or do you have to pour more butter on it???

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SinisterMinister
10-14-2005, 02:18 PM
Put icy hot on it.

supertech
10-15-2005, 03:52 AM
Funny as hell http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

A_Fire_Inside
10-15-2005, 10:37 AM
you all realize this is isnt real right? there are way too many serious responses in this thread... anywayz http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Crashing Sucks
10-15-2005, 11:03 AM
why didnt he just grab some of that pam cooking spray???

LowItalian
10-15-2005, 11:17 AM
I can't stop laughing at this post http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

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That's gotta be a joke, but damn is that funny

JohnyCakes
10-15-2005, 11:19 AM
you guys never used butter before?? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wait.gif

3dartist
10-15-2005, 11:33 AM
guys, it's damn internet joke. We write that stuff at work on our internal forum all the time for laughs.

Should I give her another N64 game?

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S.Hart3
10-15-2005, 11:45 AM
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif that is some funny shit

Bagherra
10-15-2005, 01:41 PM
tHAT's happens to me every weekend........

Tupac Slakur
10-15-2005, 06:39 PM
pretty funny...

Phantomrider
10-16-2005, 10:30 AM
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gifThat's some funny shit

SHWELL
10-16-2005, 10:40 AM
It's a burn, so put cold buter on it.

Tony SpeedBump
10-16-2005, 04:18 PM
Evvvvverybody knows that bacon grease works better than butte, he's so stupid. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif