: What's your name?
Bagherra 10-09-2005, 12:00 AM Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of
your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdink
y = brains z = juice
steak nazi 10-09-2005, 12:14 AM Snotty chicken brain
girlie600 10-09-2005, 12:24 AM zippy pizza biscuits
Tyzuki 10-09-2005, 12:30 AM Loopy Chuckle Tushie
allprobmx 10-09-2005, 12:45 AM Lumpy Girdle Butt
oldgixxer 10-09-2005, 12:50 AM Mr.Lumpy Apple Biscuits http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
Grandevil 10-09-2005, 01:04 AM Bootie Apple Sniffer
Kiri Rocket Rider 10-09-2005, 01:09 AM Chim Chim Chicken Sniffer.... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif That's almost...almost appropriate.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
MrWicked1k 10-09-2005, 01:39 AM cheeseball girdle tush ?
boganz45 10-09-2005, 02:00 AM Greasy Bubble Tush
Uncle Shittypants 10-09-2005, 02:34 AM dinky girdle biscuits
dreadzuk4life 10-09-2005, 02:37 AM Pinky Apple Lips
NABIT 10-09-2005, 02:45 AM tootie bubble squirt.
GiXXer V1ct1M 10-09-2005, 02:46 AM Goober Hamster Biscuits
GSXR_ROB 10-09-2005, 03:06 AM lumpy apple honker
Rev. Intrigue 10-09-2005, 03:34 AM zippy banana butt
Suzuki Chelly 10-09-2005, 03:40 AM Somebody should make a site to figure this out for you automagically. But I'm feeling lazy right now, so I don't think I'll even start to code it up.
AggieGixxer 10-09-2005, 03:45 AM What's your name?
Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker
Extra points, field goals at your service
One might think it comes with glory
You might think different after you listen to my story
My helmet is equipped with a tiny face mask
What it possibly could protect, I do not know
The other guys on the team
Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads
And also like to hide the special shoe
I need to kick in the snow
People think it's so easy
To kick a field goal from the 30 yard line
They forget to add seven yards for the snap
And 10 more 'cause the goal posts are pushed way back
In 1974, the uprights were right on the goal line
But some of the players were running into them
And getting hurt
So screw the kicker
Who cares about the kicker?
But I kick that ball
And I pray it goes straight
If it does
The coach says "Good job, number 8"
He doesn't even know my name is
Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker
Kickoffs can be so very scary
Especially, if the returner breaks on through
And I'm the only guy on the playing field left to tackle him
I don't want to get hurt
So I pretend to tie my shoe
Once again, I'm ignored by my teammates and all my coaches
"Go back where you came from!"
Scream 70,000 fans
Well, I know I could win their love back
By catching a winning touch-down
But, unfortunately, I was born with these very small hands
And I hope that the cameras don't come in too close
'Cause they might see the tears in my eyes
As I sit on this bench made of cold-hearted wood
And the splinters go deep in my thighs
And the towel boy snickers as he walks by
The Lonesome Kicker
Another blocked kick
And everybody blames me
But it was the Left Guard
Who didn't pick up his man
Oh, why can't they see...
In my home country
I could have been a minor league soccer player
But I came to America
Seeking fortune and seeking fame
I didn't realize that if I shanked one
And blew the point spread
Some drunk guys would push me into their hibachi
After the game
So I go home at night
'Cause I never get invited
To go drinking with the other guys
And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot
As I eat a plate of cold french fries
And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend
And my son can't look me in the eyes
But that's the life I live
The Lonesome Kicker
Kicking for you
They took my snow shoe
They're going for two
robes 10-09-2005, 03:51 AM tootie bubble lips
DJ LIFE 10-09-2005, 04:55 AM Buttercup Gerbil Buns
JonRags 10-09-2005, 05:07 AM Zippy Apple Fanny
S.Hart3 10-09-2005, 05:24 AM Crusty Apple Sniffer
bigredTL1000S 10-09-2005, 06:41 AM flunky apple butt
Anthony D 10-09-2005, 06:51 AM tootie girdlehead
sweet...
night ryder 10-09-2005, 06:56 AM crusty apple head
coyotesgal 10-09-2005, 11:21 AM chim-chim gizzard biscuits
Sun Burn 10-09-2005, 11:27 AM Snotty Gizzard-Tush http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
GIXERFIXER 10-09-2005, 12:34 PM Flunky bubblenose WTF????? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
performula 10-09-2005, 01:37 PM I am gay.
chasee69 10-09-2005, 02:58 PM poopsie gizzard lips
Blitzergixxer 10-09-2005, 03:02 PM chim-chim apple brain. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
BIGWAYNIE 10-09-2005, 03:07 PM gadget lizzerd sniffer.
05GixxerChic 10-09-2005, 03:45 PM Poopsie Gorilla Head
TazGixxer750 10-09-2005, 04:27 PM Crusty Gizzard Pants
I am gay.
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif
Andre Kristacovitchlalinski, Jr.
Amy269 10-09-2005, 06:51 PM Dinky Bubblelips... I think me and Robes have the same last name in real life
Lowman 10-09-2005, 11:31 PM Crusty Bubble Sniffer
NetMan 10-10-2005, 01:07 AM Loopy Chicken Head
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
Moto_Joe 10-10-2005, 02:06 AM snotty Girdletush http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif
budlightnmyhand 10-10-2005, 03:06 AM flunky apple tushie
andtal 10-10-2005, 03:08 AM poopsie apple-mouth http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
thechromespot 10-10-2005, 04:01 AM Buttercup Gizzard Kisser
DISARESTA 10-10-2005, 06:36 AM "Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:"
DISCRIMINATION!!!! I dont have a 3rd letter in my 1st name. LOL Only 2 letters...
pirategirl 10-10-2005, 06:40 AM Dorky Rhino Sniffer
itschris 10-10-2005, 06:46 AM Bootie Apple Sniffer
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif
Mr. Loopy Gerbil Biscuits
coyn586 10-10-2005, 06:52 AM snotty gorilla biscuits
Easy$$ 10-10-2005, 07:07 AM lumpy giggle squirt
wvlax21 10-10-2005, 07:22 AM tootie bubble lips
haha....i'm tootie bubbletush....sounds like a cartoon pornstar or somethin
bimmer750 10-10-2005, 08:20 AM loopy apple buns http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif
sportrider24 10-10-2005, 08:55 AM Zippy Apple Buns
GiXXer V1ct1M 11-07-2005, 02:47 AM lumpy giggle squirt
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif dirty mind.... sorry
05gixxerjockey 11-07-2005, 03:00 AM http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
loopy bubble biscuit
jacobyb 11-07-2005, 03:17 AM Crusty Chickenbiscuts
andtal 11-07-2005, 03:18 AM gadget apple mouth
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