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rowdyrednekgurl
09-28-2005, 10:39 AM
Reasons Bikes are Better than Men


A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.

Motorcycles never develop spare tires.

Motorcycles last longer.

Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.

A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.

Motorcycles don't have parents.

Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.

You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.

Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.

If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.

If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.

Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.

When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.

Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.

Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy
motorcycle.

If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

Motorcycles don't care about breast size.

If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.

If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to
correct it.

You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.

You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.

You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.

Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.

You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.

Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.

Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.

Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.

Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.

Motorcycles don't make you late.

You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.

Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.

If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.

Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.

Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.

Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.

Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.

Your motorcycle won't lie to you.

Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.

In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.

You can turn the petcock off.

Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.

If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.

You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.

Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.

If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.

Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you
can just get a new one.

You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.

Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.

Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.

Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.

You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.

Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.

If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.

Motorcycles don't snore.

Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider.

One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement.

Disassembling the motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need.

Motorcycles always sound pleasant.

Your motorcycle will never check other riders that are cooler or thinner than you.

You can check out the guy working on your motorcycle.

Motorcycles don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies

Motorcycles are easy to buy for.

Your motorcycle always looks good, even with the lights on!

You don't have to go to court to get rid of a motorcycle..... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 10:52 AM
I've seen allot of those before....Always good stuff.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 10:56 AM
its pretty true i must say

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 01:05 PM
Reasons why motorcycles may be better, but cannot replace men:

Men make money.

Men come with kilbasa sausage equipped.

Um, thats all i can come up with, we pretty much suck.

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 01:08 PM
Well at least you're aware of it....And me personally...I don't eat sausage..

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 01:09 PM
no sausage at all?

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 01:10 PM
oh and btw thatnks for confirming to me that i know im useless, kiri teh debil-laydee

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 01:11 PM
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif Nope, none at all....I'm all about the honey http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 01:13 PM
j00r missin out, but at least you never have to worry about protection, all "rockets" require that....

rowdyrednekgurl
09-28-2005, 01:17 PM
Reasons why motorcycles may be better, but cannot replace men:

Men make money.





Ummm and we need men for that??? I have always made more money than any man I have been with..lol

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 01:18 PM
my rocket is clean

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 01:23 PM
j00r missin out, but at least you never have to worry about protection, all "rockets" require that....



http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif Ya know man, I do like you...but you have no clue...Missing out? ,,,hahahahha, now that's a good one.....Missin out on what? Three minutes of mediocre followed by three seconds of let down... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/ott.gif

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 02:16 PM
Reasons why motorcycles may be better, but cannot replace men:

Men make money.





Ummm and we need men for that??? I have always made more money than any man I have been with..lol




Lol im just trying to come up with something to keep us in the game mang, you seem to have it figured out that we worthless, at least tell me we do something cute every once in a while that makes it worth it?...maybe...I'm convinced theres a reason you keep us around....


...Unless your name is Kiri, and mind you im up to an average of 3 and a HALF minutes, thank you very much.

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 02:29 PM
Impressive....**Darth Vader Breathing** Most Impressive.......

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 02:30 PM
I knew years of solo trainin would finally get me somewhere!

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 02:31 PM
shit 3 minutes? thought i was good when i got up to a minute, fuck

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 02:33 PM
dont worry bro, im considered allpro due to experience, many many lonely nights spent training...

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 02:43 PM
Turn Number Three......

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 02:45 PM
i always thought it was a race to orgasm? I'm undefeated

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 02:49 PM
i always thought it was a race to orgasm? I'm undefeated



lol, nice

kiri your just jealous you cant come up with witty reply after witty reply and keep the thread goin! gota rain on my jello parade, then my "who's in my mouth" game, now my uncanny desire to turn every thread you make into a huge sexpit. If you dont wanna hang out, just say so http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif


P.S. still waiting for those socks pics....so i can um, practice my timing some more... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 02:54 PM
Kiri your not posting fast enough, way to suck at pharming

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 03:07 PM
Lil ole me....Turning the threads into sex pits...Naawwwwwww..I'm sweet and innocent!!

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 03:08 PM
no no, i mean that i turn them into sex pits, you just help keep them that way.

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 03:10 PM
Kiri your not posting fast enough, way to suck at pharming



That's cuz I'm busy working on this:

IMAGE REMOVED - A MAN WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE MY ART DOESN'T APPRECIATE ME!!!**Sobs then runs away crying just like Scarlet O'Hare**

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 03:11 PM
nice, but stop and start posting cause im bored

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 03:16 PM
"Thbbt" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 03:20 PM
"Thbbt" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



well while your doin that start taking them pics you owe me http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 03:23 PM
hey Kiri this one is for you

http://www.gixxer.com/uploads/haha.JPG

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 03:26 PM
wtf?

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 03:26 PM
long story, my buddy is always askin me to let him ride my bike, so i let him ride it haha

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 03:28 PM
looks like the dude on theback is about to bust one from excitement

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 03:34 PM
yah he looks happy, cell phone pics are shitty, wow, yeah that was the gayest thing ive ever done b4 without a doubt

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 03:35 PM
im pretty sure posting the pic here was more gay than accually taking the pic or doing the action

Uncle Shittypants
09-28-2005, 03:39 PM
probably, but i can live with it

allprobmx
09-28-2005, 03:40 PM
first step is admittance son, congrats!

rowdyrednekgurl
09-28-2005, 08:48 PM
Reasons why motorcycles may be better, but cannot replace men:

Men make money.





Ummm and we need men for that??? I have always made more money than any man I have been with..lol




Lol im just trying to come up with something to keep us in the game mang, you seem to have it figured out that we worthless, at least tell me we do something cute every once in a while that makes it worth it?...maybe...I'm convinced theres a reason you keep us around....


...Unless your name is Kiri, and mind you im up to an average of 3 and a HALF minutes, thank you very much.



LOL... No I don't think men are worthless (well some men are worthless..as well as some women).... but I can think of a few reasons I love to have them around...

They are always good for a good debate... this thread is proof of that http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

rowdyrednekgurl
09-28-2005, 08:52 PM
im pretty sure posting the pic here was more gay than accually taking the pic or doing the action



I thought letting a guy ride biotch was against Rule 12...lol

I have to agree...it was worse to post it than to do it...lol

But it is all good....

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-28-2005, 11:49 PM
first step is admittance son, congrats!



Dude, your crakcing me up.....!!! What witty reparte, what crass, what a perfect smartass...Hey wait a minute, your stealing my thunder man!!!

coyotesgal
09-29-2005, 12:18 AM
Reasons why motorcycles may be better, but cannot replace men:

Men make money.





Ummm and we need men for that??? I have always made more money than any man I have been with..lol



We can make money with our bikes too. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 02:26 AM
lol, ill steal more than your thunder layday.... plus you make thunder whn you walk, i gotta start my bike and hit 14k to do it....

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 02:30 AM
They are always good for a good debate... this thread is proof of that http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif




holla

+1


P.S. your gona have to throw something naughty and/or mean in your replies soon here missy, ive been dealin with kiri since i got here and nice isnt something im occustomed with.
havin a hard time comin up with replies to nice things.... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 02:34 AM
Uh uh bucko!! Don't blame me for your hooplaa...That's all you....Well...maybe it's a little me.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 02:46 AM
w00t

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 02:51 AM
no ones returning my phone calls to ride! damnit! kiri its all your fault.

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 02:55 AM
Well I am trained in witchcraft...Guess that voodoo doll is working...

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 02:58 AM
i wodered why i was doin that weird stuff last night... and why my ass hurts this mornin.....

Grandevil
09-29-2005, 06:37 AM
DAMN I missed this awesome thread http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif HAHAH Kiri is such a sarcastic hottie, I love her http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 06:40 AM
Too funny! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 06:55 AM
What the hell were we talkin about anyway...And Devil my dear..right back at ya sexy!!

Grandevil
09-29-2005, 06:59 AM
I think it's time for you to post bikini pics Kiri http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 07:03 AM
yah bikini pics from both of you

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 07:05 AM
I'll have to get my friend to do a photo shoot for me....Those will be PM'd cuz they WILL be naughty......

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 07:12 AM
I just thought the post was funny. I guess it was a good way to start up a conversation. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 07:17 AM
I'll have to get my friend to do a photo shoot for me....Those will be PM'd cuz they WILL be naughty......



sweet

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 07:24 AM
Hehehe, I never said they'd get PM'd to just anyone...**nice new handle BTW**, only certain eyes get to look at me 99% skyclad... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

ANd pirategirl my chicky, this thread has been a blast... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 07:29 AM
hah u like the new handle? but u know you want to send them to me http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 07:33 AM
Love it, quite appropriate as well...Hun, if I sent you my bikini pic's you'd have wood so long you'd need medical attention and I just like ya too much to do that to you ya know...

The SPCMR would have me in court in a heart beat...I just can't go back to the slam man!!! **Thbbt** http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 07:33 AM
You are a trip!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rotflol.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 07:36 AM
lol at wood so long, i thought my 4 inches was long

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 07:39 AM
4 inches?!?1 shit....*hits plastic surgeon's speed dial*

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 07:40 AM
Notice how it's always about the length with dudes? LOL- - Right over your head Uncle S..Pay attention were're gonna have a quiz later....

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 07:41 AM
length? blah i just talk it down a whole shitload so when she does see it shes just happy im accually not hung like a gnat.

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 07:43 AM
well shit my length is more impressive than my girth

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 07:44 AM
this is why i bought a rocket damnit, try to get the focus off of my skeeter peeter for a little while... time to go back out and learn mile long stoppies *sigh*

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 07:46 AM
Now that would be somthin to see....

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 07:47 AM
you wait till you get here missy, you gonna be HORRIBLY dissappointed in my riding so imma have to let loose the one eyed mealworm for entertainment.

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 07:47 AM
yah the bike takes away from my weaknesses

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 07:49 AM
At least your honest

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 07:49 AM
you wait till you get here missy, you gonna be HORRIBLY dissappointed in my riding so imma have to let loose the one eyed mealworm for entertainment.



Hey I'm always in the mood for a good laugh.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bounce.gif

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 07:50 AM
i hope your ready to die laughin then...

Blitzergixxer
09-29-2005, 07:55 AM
Reasons why a motorcycle is better than a woman.
(Hey you asked for it)

A motorcycle doesn't care if you touch another motorcycle

A motorcycle doesn't care if you look at another motorcycle

A motorcycle doesn't care if you ride another motorcycle

A motorcycle ALWAYS screams when its good

A motorcycle doesn't talk back

A motorcycle is never stuck up

A motorcycle doesn't bitch about meaningless crap

A motorcycle is always ready to ride

You can have your motorcycle out among people and not have to worry about how it looks

If you don't want to hear it, YOU CAN TURN IT OFF

A motorcycle doesn't say shit, is pretty to look at, and is ready to please you. Good luck finding that combo in a woman.

If you aren't getting laid, a motorcycle can help with that

A motorcycle doesn't run up a phone bill

A motorcycle doesn't take 5 hours to get ready

A motorcycle always likes to be ridden HARD

A motorcycle is ready, willing and able to bring hot girls back to your place. She also won't say a word about it.

A motorcycle will never ask you, "Do I look fat in this?"

You can share your motorcycle with your friends

You can actually take your motorcycle with you EVERYWHERE.

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 07:56 AM
Cheer up little gipper...There's always Viagra!!!

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 07:57 AM
holla!

rowdyrednekgurl
09-29-2005, 11:39 AM
All I have to say is......

Do ya'll have a freakin life????... I left this morning to 4 pages and when I come tonite there are 8... WTF????...lol

And on the sarcastic comments.. I make my fair share... I just don't get to be here enough for all that....Just be on stand by for some..lol

But thanks for the laughs ya'll.

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 11:42 AM
i didnt do shit his morning, 2 riders ditched on me cause it was cold (pussys) so i had until 4 pm to not do anything, went to a relatives Bday party at 4:30, came home and now still waiting to see if the one buddy is gonna put his purse away and come out around town for a few. Days off ftw....

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 11:46 AM
Life? Hmmm, Let me think...Bikes, Beer, Women, Bikes, Beer, More Women....Damn...Thought I had a life in there somewhere...Let me check in my closet and I'll get back with ya.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 12:11 PM
All I have to say is......

Do ya'll have a freakin life????... I left this morning to 4 pages and when I come tonite there are 8... WTF????...lol







See what you started. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 12:13 PM
since all them shittypants kids dont wanna let anyone else play with them, we need to take this thread up to like 900 pages, show em we mean business

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 12:21 PM
since all them shittypants kids dont wanna let anyone else play with them, we need to take this thread up to like 900 pages, show em we mean business



I'm all for it. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 12:26 PM
w00t! pharmtime *puts on overalls*

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 12:28 PM
since all them shittypants kids dont wanna let anyone else play with them, we need to take this thread up to like 900 pages, show em we mean business



I'm all for it. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Awww girl, don't encourage him...I'm gonna have to put that leash back on the voodoo doll..

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 12:30 PM
WTF are you talking about? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 12:32 PM
not gonna work this time kiri, i got my own voodoo doll, and i got the feelin your gona feel REALLY funny here in a few minutes....

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 12:35 PM
Thanks for the warning. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 12:38 PM
WTF are you talking about? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif



dont listen to kiri, she just gets jealous when i attract the ladies attention more than she does...

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 12:40 PM
WTF are you talking about? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif



My witchcraft voodoo practice....alprobmx made a good experiment.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 12:42 PM
my ass still hurts http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 12:46 PM
I'm makin one of Uncle Shitty and then I'm gonna put the two dolls together in a little bondage diarama....Hope you boyz like leather...Hehehehe

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 12:46 PM
Sorry sweetie, but if you look anything like the guy on the left...the only thing you might attract is a farm animal. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 12:48 PM
Ouch.... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 12:52 PM
pirategirl is mine, since she is from around here

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 12:52 PM
I hope I didn't hurt his feelings. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 12:57 PM
I seriously doubt that...We've been crakin on each other for days, he's a trip...

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:00 PM
yeah i dont think ur gonna hold him down

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:01 PM
Your just saying that because I have Buc's season tickets and you want me to take you to the game, because you love the Bucs soooooooo much... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 01:03 PM
Um...Um......"Go Bengals!"...Yeah, that's right....

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:04 PM
ill go to a game with you and root for whoever the bucs are playing

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:05 PM
I know girl...I was just kidding.

coyotesgal
09-29-2005, 01:06 PM
Kiri, if you like women so much you definitely need to purchase the red "R". You will enjoy the exclusive forum. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:07 PM
Bryan and I were talking about the Buc's on another thread.. so that's why I made that comment. He can't stand them.

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:08 PM
yes pirategirl also has a crush on me http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:09 PM
I'm sure you would. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:11 PM
yes pirategirl also has a crush on me http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



My dear, your ego is to high. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:13 PM
me??????????? ego?????????????????? no...................

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:13 PM
Kiri, if you like women so much you definitely need to purchase the red "R". You will enjoy the exclusive forum. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif



What is that?

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:14 PM
the Red R is for people who donate to the site, you get a few perks, its worth it imo

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:16 PM
Thought so. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 01:16 PM
I know, I read it...And coyotesgal, the Red R is in my plans...Gonn join tomarrow as a matter of fact...

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:17 PM
so when u takin me to a bucs game?

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:18 PM
the Red R is for people who donate to the site, you get a few perks, its worth it imo



Ok

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:20 PM
so when u takin me to a bucs game?



I'm sorry if I got your hopes up... I really only have one season ticket and my friend has the other. I doubt he will want to part with his ticket. Especially since our seats are by the Pirateship.

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:22 PM
lol its cool, personally id rahter watch it on TV where I can drink a non 8 dollar beer, well shit just drink period

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:22 PM
Cool...i'll have to check it out myself. I like perks.

pirategirl
09-29-2005, 01:25 PM
I can't say I blame you. The beers are actually smaller then last year and they cost the same. Those fucking http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cussing.gif Glazers are nothing but greedy bastards.

Uncle Shittypants
09-29-2005, 01:29 PM
yah id be sneaking my flask in there haha

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 01:38 PM
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa children, i go out for a little spin in the frost and i get knocked 3 pages behind?! we cant be havin this.....from now on, when i ride, YOU guys ride.

rowdyrednekgurl
09-29-2005, 01:50 PM
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa children, i go out for a little spin in the frost and i get knocked 3 pages behind?! we cant be havin this.....from now on, when i ride, YOU guys ride.



I know that feeling.. went out to dinner and took a spin on my new baby... and wtf I am wayyyyyy back on page 8.. damnnnn

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 01:59 PM
Was this a competition?? I gotta get back on my medication...Eve r y t h i g ' s i n s l o w m o t i o n ....... . . . . . .

rowdyrednekgurl
09-29-2005, 02:03 PM
Lol... Kiri... you must be watching the men then... cuz they are always in s l o w m o t i o n..

Plus wasn't anything a competition with motorcycle riders????????

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-29-2005, 02:05 PM
Damn that's right...Sorry, that whack on the head from my drop back in 99" still get's too me now and then...Competition, yeah yeah,,huh huh,,huh huh.....

allprobmx
09-29-2005, 02:06 PM
kiri, i told you i got me my own voodoo doll...eat this bwuahahahaha..............erm. no not a competition, jsut tryin to stay up to dater, fuggin paypal is making me do that damn expansion number thing and i cant get my red R untill my next credit card statement, im about pissed.

Blitzergixxer
09-30-2005, 12:33 AM
You know, especially to they guys CAMPING OUT here, there ARE other forums.............

allprobmx
09-30-2005, 01:30 AM
lol, youll see my name all over the place mang, here is fun though http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-30-2005, 01:36 AM
This thread has become the official Gixxer.com psyche ward!! And I'm lovin every minute of it..

allprobmx
09-30-2005, 01:42 AM
notice theres only 3 or 4 of us in here regularly....

Uncle Shittypants
09-30-2005, 02:36 AM
You know, especially to they guys CAMPING OUT here, there ARE other forums.............



i know that, peep the post count, theres this forum and the squid farm, thats all i know

allprobmx
09-30-2005, 02:38 AM
lol, this is for easing ppl like uncle SP out into the real postign world, he doesnt know any better... how DARE you try and push him out there early! You bastage!

Uncle Shittypants
09-30-2005, 02:59 AM
seriously, im just not ready yet

allprobmx
09-30-2005, 03:03 AM
you stay here as long as you need to honey

Kiri Rocket Rider
09-30-2005, 03:09 AM
Why don't you two just get a room... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Uncle Shittypants
09-30-2005, 03:27 AM
lol, well I will catch you guys and girls on sunday night, im off to orlando. lates

allprobmx
09-30-2005, 08:12 AM
well now that hes gone, i gotta get a room with SOMEbody....

rowdyrednekgurl
09-30-2005, 11:11 AM
well now that hes gone, i gotta get a room with SOMEbody....




Well that sounds like a personal problem to me..lol

allprobmx
09-30-2005, 12:26 PM
not so much a problem as a desire...

rowdyrednekgurl
09-30-2005, 10:55 PM
I think everyone has desire... but not everyone has an issue with FINDING someone..lol

allprobmx
10-01-2005, 02:38 AM
i got some stickers for you rowdy, a friend of mine owns a BMX company called women of freestyle, thy say "Ride like a girl" on em.

rowdyrednekgurl
10-01-2005, 08:21 AM
Sweeetttt.. i would love em.... here is a pic of my new baby

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/Rowdygixxergurl/busapic.jpg

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-01-2005, 02:19 PM
Damn girl....A chick on a Busa....That even get's an eyebrow raised out of me....Rock on sista!! Now I really got to wonder if your as hot as your bike....I think....that I don't even want to know....

pirategirl
10-01-2005, 02:33 PM
You got your bike. Cool! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif What did you do with the Gixxer?

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-01-2005, 02:37 PM
I've never been a really big fan of the Busa's but they are without a doubt badass machines...

pirategirl
10-01-2005, 02:47 PM
They are bad ass. My BF has one. He rides it more than his gixxer, because its so comfortable.

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-01-2005, 02:50 PM
It's been said before the Busa's are almost more of a Sport Touring bike then a super-sport bike...And I agree, they are allot more comfy then the Gixxers. Gixxers are pretty much the most uncomfortable sport bikes on the market but damn ya gotta luv em'...

pirategirl
10-01-2005, 02:58 PM
I can definitely see them as a sport touring type bike with along of balls. My BF call it a couch.. or something like that... I love my Gixxer. My hands start to bother me after a while, but i'm starting to get used to it. I have so much fun with that bike. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-01-2005, 03:00 PM
+1 Chika!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif Doing a long ride tomarrow and it's time for beddy bye...Night night..

pirategirl
10-01-2005, 03:01 PM
You can tell I'm tired because I'm not making any sense. goodnight

rowdyrednekgurl
10-01-2005, 11:27 PM
You got your bike. Cool! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/banana.gif What did you do with the Gixxer?



Trade it in.. so you know a chick that wants a great bike ... send them over to Powersports...cuz they left my sticker on the cowl..lol

Kiri.. you might like this sticker... I had it specially made...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/Rowdygixxergurl/Picture003.jpg

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-02-2005, 12:11 AM
I'd say your sticker is the understatment of the century.....very nice indeed there girly...two thumbs up from the Bitch of the Buckeye.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

In fact...Do you have an extra you could send me??

rowdyrednekgurl
10-02-2005, 04:16 AM
I can send ya the file I took to a sign company and had them make it if ya want...

Uncle Shittypants
10-02-2005, 12:39 PM
fuckin bucs fot fuckin lucky today

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-02-2005, 01:06 PM
fuckin bucs fot fuckin lucky today



They fot?? What is this strange word you speak of??? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

Uncle Shittypants
10-02-2005, 01:11 PM
lol, you smartass, I meant got.

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-02-2005, 01:15 PM
Damn!! That hooked on phonics stuff works that fast...Hell!! It's only been a few minutes since your last post...Well I'll be darned...Technology these days...

pirategirl
10-03-2005, 05:52 AM
fuckin bucs fot fuckin lucky today



4 and 0 Baby!!!!!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif

Uncle Shittypants
10-03-2005, 07:49 AM
u know they did steal one right?

pirategirl
10-03-2005, 10:42 AM
u know they did steal one right?



I can't say they played all that well, but a win is a win. BTW, the Lions were not cheated... the receivers knee was clearly out of bounds when he caught the ball. We were just lucky they reversed it. They don't reverse touchdowns unless they are absolutely certain. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Uncle Shittypants
10-03-2005, 11:24 AM
im not arguing that call, but u guys should of lost, i mean shit on the enxt play williams almost caught another td, you guys did win, and yes a win is a win, but keep playing like that and see where it gets you

pirategirl
10-03-2005, 11:30 AM
I agree with you about the way we played. Greise fucked up a few times, but that was because he got hit pretty bad. Don't get me wrong, i'm not making up excuses for our quarterback, but atleast he got back into rythm and threw some pretty good passes. I hope they do much better next week against the Jets. I will say this, the game was definitely exciting if anything. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif

Uncle Shittypants
10-03-2005, 11:43 AM
well u guys should beat the jets, they are well bad

allprobmx
10-03-2005, 04:54 PM
holy batshit robin, 22 replies since my last view, you kids to to ride more post less, i go out for 2 nights and im getting smoked here.

rowdyrednekgurl
10-03-2005, 08:53 PM
Lol I worked 12 hours yesterday.....soooooo riding wasn't an option... or posting here much...lol

rowdyrednekgurl
10-03-2005, 08:56 PM
.... web page (http://www.myspace.com/gixxergurl)

Here's some pics from myspace http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

pirategirl
10-04-2005, 01:24 AM
You look bad ass on that bike...You go girl! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/punk.gif

allprobmx
10-04-2005, 03:21 AM
lol lots of half naked pics there, but they all cartoons...

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-04-2005, 03:32 AM
.... web page (http://www.myspace.com/gixxergurl)

Here's some pics from myspace http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif



Awww your just a little cutie pie... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

allprobmx
10-04-2005, 03:43 AM
my midget thinks your bike looks nice aslo http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

rowdyrednekgurl
10-04-2005, 11:14 AM
Thanks you guys...

allprobmx
10-04-2005, 11:18 AM
I looks at busas today, now i know why they call them "The Couch"... i want one

rowdyrednekgurl
10-04-2005, 11:19 AM
lol now you know why I got one...

allprobmx
10-04-2005, 11:29 AM
ill have one soemday, first i gotta buy a house and a quad >.<

rowdyrednekgurl
10-04-2005, 11:47 AM
Already have the house... 2 cars.. 2 bikes... yes the bank owns my ass..lol

TelfonoMvistr750t
10-04-2005, 01:09 PM
Already have the house... 2 cars.. 2 bikes... yes the bank owns my ass..lol

its not even so much as the bank owning your ass but buying shit for all those vehicles
<--2 cars 1 truck 3 bikes

rowdyrednekgurl
10-04-2005, 08:45 PM
Yea it is called working for your toys....lol

allprobmx
10-05-2005, 03:18 AM
lemme tell you, you cant work at walmart and make enough money for anything more than i have, tell them damn bitches at the eletricians union hall to call me back and get me in, ill have myself ready for that busa in a year.

TelfonoMvistr750t
10-05-2005, 03:20 AM
well you get the toys then you have to get a huge garage and so forth....we're getting ready to build a house and i can tell you right now my hubby has plans to make the garage bigger than the house....and ill probably let him do it.

allprobmx
10-05-2005, 03:34 AM
w00t! i want a half pipe in my garage too though... imma have to build a pole barn.

Uncle Shittypants
10-05-2005, 08:08 AM
i want beer

pirategirl
10-05-2005, 01:00 PM
i want beer



Your not 21! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif

allprobmx
10-08-2005, 02:28 AM
you can have your beer if i get my house with a polebarn garage with a ramp in it.

Uncle Shittypants
10-08-2005, 06:07 AM
i want beer



Your not 21! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/trout.gif



i know, it sucks

pirategirl
10-08-2005, 09:55 AM
You'll get there soon enough. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cheers.gif

BLACK051K
10-08-2005, 02:01 PM
Lots of truth in those words. But its them against us, its get what you can......while you can.How can you trust anything that can bleed for seven days ,and it still lives afterwards?
Thats some scary shit!

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-09-2005, 01:18 AM
You're single arn't you? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif

allprobmx
10-09-2005, 01:19 AM
Single or gay....

Kiri Rocket Rider
10-09-2005, 01:20 AM
Probably both...

allprobmx
10-09-2005, 02:01 AM
zing.

tedpkp
11-09-2005, 06:06 AM
Fucking stupid bitches!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif

TK750
11-09-2005, 07:35 AM
well at least the first 18 pages were entertaining to read.

Kiri Rocket Rider
11-09-2005, 08:10 AM
FRANKENTHREAD!!!! IT LIVES AGAIN!!!! Noobs.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/disappointed.gif

THINNER
11-09-2005, 02:14 PM
http://www.gixxer.com/uploads/WhoringThrough120.jpg

Grandevil
11-09-2005, 02:43 PM
Men have no respect for women.

Kiri Rocket Rider
11-10-2005, 01:09 AM
And most women have no respect for themselves....It's a fucked up world Mel...Life is mostly shit,,,smile and move on!!

gixxsexR
11-10-2005, 07:50 AM
And most women have no respect for themselves....It's a fucked up world Mel...Life is mostly shit,,,smile and move on!!



http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/applause.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/applause.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/applause.gif

damm beat me too it Kiri.

sometimes you have to EARN it.

sometimes it gets LOST.

to generalize 'MEN HAVE NO RESPECT' is plain ignorance. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/hip.gif

Kiri Rocket Rider
11-10-2005, 07:56 AM
Awww c'mon Nate lay off the girl already. She's a good woman and you know it...you guys just didn't make it, stop bustin her chops man..She was accurate in a way, most men have very little respect for women and you're smart enough to know that too...There are good men out there and there are good women, they usually just don't seem to get together very often...

gixxsexR
11-10-2005, 08:02 AM
Kiri. wether she said that post or you did... or ANYONE.. including a guy did.. i would have said exactly what i said.

is it not true??? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

i did not blatently point and call out someones ignorance.
MAYBE it is true that most men have little respect.... but maybe.. just maybe they have reason too.
i have respect for ANYONE unless they give me reason to lose it.

Kiri Rocket Rider
11-10-2005, 08:12 AM
Yes that's true, but you two have a bit of a tiff going on right now and things can get misconstrued really easy as being directed at an individual. And then the bashing each other goes on and the Corn farmers all get rich!!...I'm just saying you should power down and let her vent...That's what women do when we get hurt, right or wrong it's in our nature. Guys do it too just in different ways...I think you both make valid arguments, but I also think you are both being very scrutinous of each others posts since it all started...

Grandevil
11-11-2005, 02:56 AM
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

Hey Nate, it's the GIRLS forum, so unless you grew a vagina, stay out http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif