Hello again my stunt riding hooligans. The Jakester is back and more hardcore than ever!

I have picked up my newest ride! Yes my friends, its the stunt riders choice, a bright red Ducati 999!!! My sister went with me to the dealership to look and she said i would look uber hot on one of these! So my dad came up and met us and bought me it that day! Its definitely what every stunt rider should have!

Well as Im leaving the dealership I see some sexy mamacitas walking on the sidewalk so I light the rear tire up. Well some piglets on there motorbikes were at the stop light and I saw them, but didnt give a shit cauase I was still on private property. They roll past me and shake there fingers as in telling me: "NO". Well you all know the Jakester aint gonna let anyone punk him in front of the girlies! So I see them sharing a lane about 5-6 blocks down the street. So I rip ass outta the parking lot. And I roll about 103 mph on the back wheel past the cops. Then dropped the front wheel and rolled a nice high stoppie for about 2 blocks! I hit a side street and I knew they wouldnt be able to catch the Jakester cause Im such an awesome evader so they were just a blur in my mirrors.

So as Im going on my lovely way, I see a chick who was only 16, but she was driving a BMW that daddy bought her. BUT she looked 17! She see me and starts going all crazy, licking her fingers and rubbing her nipples and flashing me. So I rip a little standup right nexxt to her and she motions for the Jakester to follow her to her crib. Well it turns out she has a thing for sexy guys on bikes, I mean I was all done up. I was wearing my brand new Banana Republic jeans, my hush puppy shoes, and abercrombie tank top and my chrome peanut shell helmet with my oakley thump sunglasses! How could she resist the Jakester! So we go back to her parents pad and I bang the hell outta her. She told me I gave her the best 3 minutes and 17 seconds of her life!

She said she was hungry so I let her buy me dinner! Cause a real player never breaks his bank, he lets the girl pay for the play! So we of course hop on the g'd up Duc. She asks if she can wear the peanut, Im like "nope", so she just grabbed her little brothers bicycle helmet and we were on our merry way. I popped a few wheelies with her on and we rolled a stoppie into the parking lot for the people watching us. She wet her panties she thought it was so hot! So we ate dinner and I even pulled a few of the Denny's waitresses phone numbers, cause Im so slick! I dropped the bitch off, she blew me a kiss and the Jakester was off into the sunset like the Lone Ranger on my way to my next mission.

Its cause I got game,
Jake

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Is this guy for real??? hahahahhahahaha

Funny story pimp http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/ott.gif

weak......... your loosing your touch.
i expected more from "THE JAKESTER" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/piss.gif

one...your sister said you'd be hot driving it..so you got it.....do you touch her?
two...your all talk and you make me look good when ever you write forums..cause mine are useless.
three...your gay and you've got nothing ....so shut up, bitch.
four...you try to hard to be a gangster...im as white as they come and im a bigger nigger then you. hahaha http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/SmackBottom.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif
five... you said she looked 17 but was really 16....what so you try and show off to little girls so you can take advantage of them while they're all thinkin about your bike??
haha get a life you poser. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif

one...your sister said you'd be hot driving it..so you got it.....do you touch her?
two...your all talk and you make me look good when ever you write forums..cause mine are useless.
three...your gay and you've got nothing ....so shut up, bitch.
four...you try to hard to be a gangster...im as white as they come and im a bigger nigger then you. hahaha http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/SmackBottom.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif
five... you said she looked 17 but was really 16....what so you try and show off to little girls so you can take advantage of them while they're all thinkin about your bike??
haha get a life you poser. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif



ohh come on U Know you love 2 read his posts http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

yea your right....i love to laugh at stupid posts

Hello again my stunt riding hooligans. The Jakester is back and more hardcore than ever!

I have picked up my newest ride! Yes my friends, its the stunt riders choice, a bright red Ducati 999!!! My sister went with me to the dealership to look and she said i would look uber hot on one of these! So my dad came up and met us and bought me it that day! Its definitely what every stunt rider should have!

Well as Im leaving the dealership I see some sexy mamacitas walking on the sidewalk so I light the rear tire up. Well some piglets on there motorbikes were at the stop light and I saw them, but didnt give a shit cauase I was still on private property. They roll past me and shake there fingers as in telling me: "NO". Well you all know the Jakester aint gonna let anyone punk him in front of the girlies! So I see them sharing a lane about 5-6 blocks down the street. So I rip ass outta the parking lot. And I roll about 103 mph on the back wheel past the cops. Then dropped the front wheel and rolled a nice high stoppie for about 2 blocks! I hit a side street and I knew they wouldnt be able to catch the Jakester cause Im such an awesome evader so they were just a blur in my mirrors.

So as Im going on my lovely way, I see a chick who was only 16, but she was driving a BMW that daddy bought her. BUT she looked 17! She see me and starts going all crazy, licking her fingers and rubbing her nipples and flashing me. So I rip a little standup right nexxt to her and she motions for the Jakester to follow her to her crib. Well it turns out she has a thing for sexy guys on bikes, I mean I was all done up. I was wearing my brand new Banana Republic jeans, my hush puppy shoes, and abercrombie tank top and my chrome peanut shell helmet with my oakley thump sunglasses! How could she resist the Jakester! So we go back to her parents pad and I bang the hell outta her. She told me I gave her the best 3 minutes and 17 seconds of her life!

She said she was hungry so I let her buy me dinner! Cause a real player never breaks his bank, he lets the girl pay for the play! So we of course hop on the g'd up Duc. She asks if she can wear the peanut, Im like "nope", so she just grabbed her little brothers bicycle helmet and we were on our merry way. I popped a few wheelies with her on and we rolled a stoppie into the parking lot for the people watching us. She wet her panties she thought it was so hot! So we ate dinner and I even pulled a few of the Denny's waitresses phone numbers, cause Im so slick! I dropped the bitch off, she blew me a kiss and the Jakester was off into the sunset like the Lone Ranger on my way to my next mission.

Its cause I got game,
Jake

Damn 16?? Well if there is grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!!!

Hello again my stunt riding hooligans. The Jakester is back and more hardcore than ever!

I have picked up my newest ride! Yes my friends, its the stunt riders choice, a bright red Ducati 999!!! My sister went with me to the dealership to look and she said i would look uber hot on one of these! So my dad came up and met us and bought me it that day! Its definitely what every stunt rider should have!

Well as Im leaving the dealership I see some sexy mamacitas walking on the sidewalk so I light the rear tire up. Well some piglets on there motorbikes were at the stop light and I saw them, but didnt give a shit cauase I was still on private property. They roll past me and shake there fingers as in telling me: "NO". Well you all know the Jakester aint gonna let anyone punk him in front of the girlies! So I see them sharing a lane about 5-6 blocks down the street. So I rip ass outta the parking lot. And I roll about 103 mph on the back wheel past the cops. Then dropped the front wheel and rolled a nice high stoppie for about 2 blocks! I hit a side street and I knew they wouldnt be able to catch the Jakester cause Im such an awesome evader so they were just a blur in my mirrors.

So as Im going on my lovely way, I see a chick who was only 16, but she was driving a BMW that daddy bought her. BUT she looked 17! She see me and starts going all crazy, licking her fingers and rubbing her nipples and flashing me. So I rip a little standup right nexxt to her and she motions for the Jakester to follow her to her crib. Well it turns out she has a thing for sexy guys on bikes, I mean I was all done up. I was wearing my brand new Banana Republic jeans, my hush puppy shoes, and abercrombie tank top and my chrome peanut shell helmet with my oakley thump sunglasses! How could she resist the Jakester! So we go back to her parents pad and I bang the hell outta her. She told me I gave her the best 3 minutes and 17 seconds of her life!

She said she was hungry so I let her buy me dinner! Cause a real player never breaks his bank, he lets the girl pay for the play! So we of course hop on the g'd up Duc. She asks if she can wear the peanut, Im like "nope", so she just grabbed her little brothers bicycle helmet and we were on our merry way. I popped a few wheelies with her on and we rolled a stoppie into the parking lot for the people watching us. She wet her panties she thought it was so hot! So we ate dinner and I even pulled a few of the Denny's waitresses phone numbers, cause Im so slick! I dropped the bitch off, she blew me a kiss and the Jakester was off into the sunset like the Lone Ranger on my way to my next mission.

Its cause I got game,
Jake

Damn 16?? Well if there is grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!!!



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Damn 16?? Well if there is grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!!!



And when you've wrecked the field, go play in the mud... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif

And when you've wrecked the field, go play in the mud... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif



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... ok thats just wrong... I love your guys' advice!

liar liar..... if you laid out a 2 block stoppie after blowing past the cops they would have been on you! what did you dream this up and just think it really happened??? Daddy must be a hot-shot lawyer or something....fucking spoiled ass rich kids....mess a stunters reputation up doing shit like that! chester chester the CHILD MOLESTER i hope you knocked the kid up, and go to prison and take it in the ass every night by a guy w/ genital warts...DRY, and hard...how is that for a story??

aahhh the return of the Jakester !! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

aahhh the return of the Jakester !! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

I'm sorry, but that had to be the weakest of the stories that I've ever ready..........Jakester's always over the top and a little unbelievable but......come on.......where's the flair....... the flash.........DUDE..........where's the REST of the story............shit.......if you ride a 1oth as good as you claim in your stories.......you're awesome...........BUT .........I find this one difficult to read and even harder to believe it was written by the same guy.

Welcome back Jake! Story isn't quite up to par though man. Hit us up with a better one tomorrow.

She wet her panties she thought it was so hot! So we ate dinner and I even pulled a few of the Denny's waitresses phone numbers, cause Im so slick!







Damn man, how'd you eat with the smell of piss in the air at Denny's. A real player would have had steak not a kids plate. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Damn 16?? Well if there is grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!!!



And when you've wrecked the field, go play in the mud... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif

Hey it the shoe fits....

i've never heard any of your stories, but it was funny as hell 2 me.

that one was weak. pictures speak 1000 words and blitzergixxer's banner does it all for me.

so this story was LAME. I liked the stories better when the jakester was sliding under semi's in flip flops and shorts. Then turning around and jacking up a wheelie past junior high schools. This was more about banging a wet panty 16 year old. I could care less.

Try again Jake

Who is this Jake guy........?

I wouldnt be fukin no 16 year olds. But the rest of the story sounds like shit I would do.

Been to jail yet...? I have. Your not gonna get away everytime. Watch.

Tell us more Jake!!!!!!

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Yeah, pretty weak sauce for a Jakester story. I'm disappointed.

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Yah bro, not the Jake i knew from a few years ago. Lossen ur touch!!

Still funny though

D

one...your sister said you'd be hot driving it..so you got it.....do you touch her?
two...your all talk and you make me look good when ever you write forums..cause mine are useless.
three...your gay and you've got nothing ....so shut up, bitch.
four...you try to hard to be a gangster...im as white as they come and im a bigger nigger then you. hahaha http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/SmackBottom.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/icon_rant.gif
five... you said she looked 17 but was really 16....what so you try and show off to little girls so you can take advantage of them while they're all thinkin about your bike??
haha get a life you poser. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/squid.gif



Mr Steeds, why try to hate? Dont hate the player, hate the game! If I was so gay how did I pull the hotty ass waitresses at Denny's phone numbers, or the fine ass 16 year who might I say still calls for the Jakeness about 4 times a day!

You can't fade whats already been washed,
Jak

liar liar..... if you laid out a 2 block stoppie after blowing past the cops they would have been on you! what did you dream this up and just think it really happened??? Daddy must be a hot-shot lawyer or something....fucking spoiled ass rich kids....mess a stunters reputation up doing shit like that! chester chester the CHILD MOLESTER i hope you knocked the kid up, and go to prison and take it in the ass every night by a guy w/ genital warts...DRY, and hard...how is that for a story??



Wrong KYJelly93Gixxer! Maybe if I was a buster like you they woulda caught me. But the Jakester rides like you wish you could. Im a hardcore stuntriding pussy pulling cop evading PIMP! I AM the stunters reputation, they all strive to be as good as Jake-O-Rama! Whats wrong with my dad buying me a bike? He likes to be involved in the Jakesters life, and riding is my life! Dont be pissed cause you grew up po', and I ball outta control! So dont hate, congratulate!

Jake

aahhh the return of the Jakester !! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

I'm sorry, but that had to be the weakest of the stories that I've ever ready..........Jakester's always over the top and a little unbelievable but......come on.......where's the flair....... the flash.........DUDE..........where's the REST of the story............shit.......if you ride a 1oth as good as you claim in your stories.......you're awesome...........BUT .........I find this one difficult to read and even harder to believe it was written by the same guy.




Well Pilsbury, Im sorry to dissapoint YOU! Ive seen your old videos on here from your little "crew" if thats what you want to call it, The Rocketboyz or some gay name like that. You looked like a retarded fricken ape humping a POS old ass cbr or whatever it was. Your skills are about as played out parachute pants homie. The Jakester was not impressed. Until you can comprehend the stiz that the Jakester is pulling, dont comment in my threads! I am worlds ahead of you!

I own you and your crew,
Jake

And to the rest of my stunt riding homeboys! Keep it real, the Jakester is on a mission to destroy anyone in my way! Ive got some new tricks I am working on and will keep you all informed as they come to me so easy so you should be hearing from me in the near future!

Heres a a little pregame preview for yall, youve heard of the C walk? Think of it as the Jakesters interpretation on stuntriding! You will be IMPRESSED! My sister has seen it in the works and she about fainted she said it was so cool! And she is the epitome of judgment, she watches the stunt videos like Judgment Day 2 and thought it was WEAKNESS compared to what I am pulling!

I am reinventing this sport,
Jake

aahhh the return of the Jakester !! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

I'm sorry, but that had to be the weakest of the stories that I've ever ready..........Jakester's always over the top and a little unbelievable but......come on.......where's the flair....... the flash.........DUDE..........where's the REST of the story............shit.......if you ride a 1oth as good as you claim in your stories.......you're awesome...........BUT .........I find this one difficult to read and even harder to believe it was written by the same guy.




Well Pilsbury, Im sorry to dissapoint YOU! Ive seen your old videos on here from your little "crew" if thats what you want to call it, The Rocketboyz or some gay name like that. You looked like a retarded fricken ape humping a POS old ass cbr or whatever it was. Your skills are about as played out parachute pants homie. The Jakester was not impressed. Until you can comprehend the stiz that the Jakester is pulling, dont comment in my threads! I am worlds ahead of you!

I <font color="red"> BLOW </font> you and your crew,
Jake




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ok now the title needs to say

NSFW

ok now the title needs to say

NSFW



That's not safe for anywhere

This guy is funny as hell! great entertainment

stupid if ya ask me

Bwa ha hah a.. Some of you guys obviously weren't around a few years ago when he used to post shit like this all the time. This guy is funny as hell.

Holla back cool kids! This aint a fuckin game, this is the Jakesters LIFE we are talkin about! I am like a god to the hizoes around hurr!!! Not to mention Ive seen more pussy than victorias secret! But thats just what happens when you live the life of the Jakester! Even my sister says I am one good lookin kat, and I cant say that I blame here! I can stun the best of em and Ive even challenged the poon asses overseas to a stunt comp, but of course they wont even get back to Jake-O-rama because they know they can't beat the best rider in the game today!

Try and compete and you will get beat,
Jake

Aye homegirl post some pics or vids of them tight ass stunts

Yo playa, dont listen to the haters, dont let em knock the game...you're a funny dude..keep up the good work http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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BigJohny

YuP gotta say that is some funny furgin sheeyite !.........props jake......