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: Can you spell "DUMBSHIT?"


ECC3
04-08-2002, 12:07 PM
I was at the ama races this weekend at the California Speedway.... great fun it wuz...

After the races, I visit the manufacturer booths and talk to one of the "people" in the Suzuki suits...

I ask "What's the difference between a Ca model and a 49-state for my bike, a Ca '00 gixxer 600. I want to switch to a 49-state config."

Suzuki Man: "Not Much, why do u want to do that?"

Me: "Well I lose 8hp, isn't that right?"

Suzuki Man: "Just put a pipe in it, it'll add horsepower"

Me: "Duhhh oh ok....thanks...that's great... I'm sure that will cure it....I'm gonna go get me some popcorn." [gone]

Suzuki Man: [looks at me like I'm an idiot]

My thoughts: "I'm sure a new pipe will add the 8hp I need -- almost 10% of my bikes power it'll add eh?.......CAN YOU SPELL DUMBSHIT?!!!! And u r wearin a Suzuki suit!"

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[ 04-08-2002, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: migz123 ]

GSXR-Freak
04-08-2002, 12:31 PM
Hey man.. You really shouldnt expect them to know anything... All they know is what they are taught at the factory trainning camps... LOL

NOTHING!!! LOL

John

ECC3
04-08-2002, 01:15 PM
... funny thing was he looked at me like I was an idiot for wanting 8 more horses out of my bike, a 600, of all things....

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[ 04-08-2002, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: migz123 ]

kidphc
04-08-2002, 01:36 PM
So Suzuki carries around a janitor for the races?
j/k

ECC3
04-08-2002, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by kidphc:
So Suzuki carries around a janitor for the races?
j/k<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I have much more respect for Janitors who do a good job than "some" of those neanderthals in the Suzuki tents. images/icons/grin.gif

imported_Tom
04-08-2002, 05:58 PM
So does that mean if you switched to 49 state and got a pipe you would have 16 more horsepower.

ECC3
04-08-2002, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by icgixman:
So does that mean if you switched to 49 state and got a pipe you would have 16 more horsepower.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">well not a pipe, but...converting to 49 state, full exhaust, jet kit + ignition advancer would put the CA 600 bike from low 80's to upper 90's --- 16 hp gain is very possible...