I've been at work maybe 30 minutes and I already have to poop.
Everyday like clockwork.

So who are the workplace poopers and who are the at home only poopers?



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I shit anywhere and everywhere. Im a man and i defacate wherever i please.

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Work yes, Anywhere else (stores, malls, etc..) HELL NO

I usually take a dump at work mid morning. But it's gotta be a certain stall. I guess it's a comfort thing. A lot of times, if I take a weekend trip, I won't poop at all. I just never get the urge. But as soon as I hit my front door, it feels like the trojan army is trying to get out!

I have 2 offices at wirch...

I try for home cause well its home. But when you gotta go you gotta go, what are you going to do crap your pants rather then go somewhere else but home?

Just got back from my a.m. poop and I was pleasantly surprised to find that someone left the newspaper in the workplace stall :punk

yeah it was yesterday's newspaper, but hey it was something to read!

You gotta go, you gotta go. :lmao

I recently murdered a bathroom at a bowling alley in Boston. Probably the most disgusting bathroom i've been in awhile.

Before that I'd have to say the worst place to go was at Ozzfest a few years back. :vomit

if i have 2 im squating and only at work other than my house

Just got back from my a.m. poop and I was pleasantly surprised to find that someone left the newspaper in the workplace stall :punk

yeah it was yesterday's newspaper, but hey it was something to read!

Gross. They probably had poop hands when they were reading that and now you touched it.

I go every day at work :punk Usually after my cup of coffee :lol

I shit anywhere and everywhere. In my line of work it is not an option.

5 gal bucket in the work trailer.......... good to go :D

hey, if you gotta take a shit, then take yo shit.

like everyone else said, ya gotta take a shit, then take a shit. ill poop where ever. ill even sacrifice a sock or two if there is no toilet paper

I prefer to shit at work. Nothing like getting paid to dookie blast.

I'll shit hanging from one ankle in a tree. When you need to, you need to.

I actually dont remember the last time i shit at my house...now that i think about it i take all my shits at work :lol

Never ever ever at work under no circumstances! A couple of close calls, prairie dog from time to time, a few skid marks but never all the way. :lol

Can't wait to start using adult diapers!!

Twice daily at work, one morning, one afternoon like clockwork. I watch movies/shows on my iPod while I do it. Currently halfway through the whole Arrested Development series. I rarely poop at home during the week.

One concession that I make is that I go down to a different floor that doesn't have many dudes on it. More privacy...

I poop at work and at home... usually nowhere else.

i'll shit almost anywhere. I shit 2-3x daily. It's not healthy to hold it. And if i'm going a long canyon run i just won't eat anything heavy, if at all.

i have either irratable bowl syn, or chrones diseases (havent gotten either checked yet bc i dont want a roto rooter up my ass) but when i gotta go i gotta go, right after every meal, or long drives, it never fails.
i love the feeling of getting paid to take a #2 at work as well, at least 3 times a night, like clock work, 6:30 pm, 12:45 m, nd about 4:00 am. especially up in the drivers/office bathrooms, bc there are always newspapers and magazines to read!

I prefer to shit at work. Nothing like getting paid to dookie blast.

I agree!! Haha!! Nothing like taking a nice, long, comfortable shit all the while knowing you're getting paid to squeeze one out.

However, I NEED to have something...anything to read while I shit. Otherwards, I cannot shit in peace.

Anyone else??

Dude of COURSE...

I have my owns shatter here at work. It's great!!!

5 gal bucket in the work trailer.......... good to go :D

I remember you telling the bucket story.......

The smell would make me :vomit

Personally, it all comes down to privacy. I don't like to hold back so I'll be grunting and farting up a storm. I have no problem taking a dump at work as long as no one else is in the restroom with me.

There was one year where I lived in an apartment and actually preferred to take a dump at work instead of home. My bathroom was connected directly to my room and I often have guests over. Hard to take a loud dump with 5-6 people sitting and chatting about 5 feet away with only a door separating us.

It depends where I've worked....but now that I have a real job with CLEAN washrooms I take my daily dump at work.

bump. b/c I feel #2 of the workday day coming on......

Holy Shit I make over $3000 a year pooping at work !!! :spit

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What is the origin of the word "poop"?


According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), "poop" comes from the Middle English word poupen or popen, and it originally meant "fart." The word was based on the sound of a fart. According to Robert Chapman, author of American Slang, "poop" came into use with its current meaning around 1900.

^^ when it comes to poop, you're the man :thumbup :lol

^^ when it comes to poop, you're the man :thumbup :lol

I guess you can say, I know my shit :lmao

I guess you can say, I know my shit :lmao

you do :lol

:dunno I work from home

:dunno I work from home

So you don't shit ? :scratch :dunno or you go out just to take a dump ?

Holy Shit I make over $3000 a year pooping at work !!! :spit

http://www.workpoop.com/index.html

That is awesome! I only make $2145.00

That's still a pretty good amount of cash earned for pooping.

Do GDC members shit in the woods??? You betcha. :thumbup

let me add though that i lay two layers of toilet paper down on the seat before squatin. I only go on a naked seat at home! And i never courtesy flush in a public toilet. who knows what the guy before left deep down in there. I'm not stirring that up with my gaping a-hole hanging inches from the water :lol

So you don't shit ? :scratch :dunno or you go out just to take a dump ?

I'm on a lot of conf calls. I may or may not have taken advantage of my wireless headset to answer a call of nature. :shifty

I'm on a lot of conf calls. I may or may not have taken advantage of my wireless headset to answer a call of nature. :shifty

I so wish I could do that

Good thread. It was only a matter of time. We were due for another shit/bathroom thread. :lol

I poop wherever, whenever, doesn't matter to me.

Hell yeah, there's a handicap stall upstairs I use. It has a huge stall and high toilet. Not too high but higher than the others. When I tell my coworker, "i must attend to urgent matters in the kingdom". He knows I'm going to the throne room.

I prefer to poop at work. I work for a Kitchen and Bath remodeler so our bathroom are super nice. I poop in luxury compared to my crapper at home.

9 Hours or so at work a day...

Yep, I poop.

seems like I can never avoid pooping at work so I just go with the flow

Hell yeah, there's a handicap stall upstairs I use. It has a huge stall and high toilet. Not too high but higher than the others. .

The best are the big handicapped stalls that have their own sink and it's like it's own mini-bathroom :punk

I'm currently on a 2 shits a day schedule so I pretty much have to take one of them at work.

Ok.... I can't take a piss for the last hour because every time i try, one of y'all is taking a dump. The urinal is too damn close to the shitter, and my piss never makes it out when someone is taking a dump within a few feet.

Fuck it... I am jumping on the gixxer now and the first patch of grass i find around here will get sprayed.... Y'all dumpers can kiss my ass :banghead

Y'all dumpers can kiss my ass

eat shit and die !!

When i feel the Hershey squirts comin i would recommend to stay away from the room for about 15 mins

I do not understand why you'd wanna crap in your house and stink the place up... I take mad dumps and I save them for when I am NOT at home. I really enjoy dropping the bomb at work and then seeing who goes in after me LOL

I was in LA a few weeks ago and had to go to the Chateau Marmot for a few drinks. I hate that place, and knew I was going to have to go there so I ate mexican food all day and really saved up for that one. I shat through a keyhole on that one, was spectacular!

I have to say depending on the shitter, at my office the downstairs one clients can use and well they are fucking gross. Like I've worked landscaping and construction and I don't even dare to touch those shit deposits.

Although the upstairs bathrooms are beautiful and ready to be desecrated so that's where I normally head. I must give a +1 to everyone that says the handicap stalls, its like your own little washroom. Gotta love that. I don't know about anyone else but when I do take a greasy shit and its something stank I am proud of my achievement and snicker to myself when someone walks in and just about dies or turns around and walks back out. :biggrin

Whenever and wherever. Porta Johns are always a last resort, especially when it's 100 degrees outside and 150 degrees inside that stinking turd oven....but when duty calls...

they make a dollar, i make a dime. thats why i shit on company time!

I shit anywhere and everywhere. Im a man and i defacate wherever i please.

+1000

Oh, and I'm also the guy that leaves the phantom smell and requisite shit stripe.:shifty People runout & go "WTF died in there!" :punk

I'm more careful about how I open the door handle after I've washed than where I crap. After all, I don't handle my food with my ass cheeks :lmao

Cheers, Ad

:lol I can't believe I missed this thread. I crap at least twice a day at work, sometimes more. I used to be shy about dumping anywher but home but the Coprs kind of changed that. If you haven't taken a shit with one cheek propped on an e-tool (small folding shovel) in the middle of some guys field in Iraq while holding an M-16, you just aint living. :lol

The worst part about dumping at work is when you enter the throne and the seat is still warm.

checking in for my morning dump...hopefully no one is in there so i can groan in peace :shifty

they make a dollar, i make a dime. thats why i shit on company time!

I like it! :lol

I will not use public crappers, like walmart or places like that. However I will drop the kids off at work no prob.

I'm currently at work and shitting while typing this. My wireless signal isn't too bad in here. Maybe this will have to be my new office. :shifty

I'm currently at work and shitting while typing this. My wireless signal isn't too bad in here. Maybe this will have to be my new office. :shifty

You can prove your case to your company that your multi-tasking and don't even have to leave the room to goto the bathroom. Increased productivity and less time wasted......what company wouldn't go for that. :biggrin

Ain't nothing like getting paid to shit :lmao

You can prove your case to your company that your multi-tasking and don't even have to leave the room to goto the bathroom. Increased productivity and less time wasted......what company wouldn't go for that. :biggrin

:idea I might get a raise out of this!

i poop like a ninja. like, scary fast. used to race my buddy at the bike shop. he'd pee, i'd poo. i typically beat him.

so, you poo where ya gotta poo. i'm generally like clock work too. :lol

he'd pee, i'd poo. i typically beat him.

you dont wipe ? :scratch

I love a workplace poopy.. That's like getting paid to poop. Plus we have a great bathroom on the 2nd floor that has wireless for xhamster.com entertainment while you do your business.

i poop like a ninja. like, scary fast. used to race my buddy at the bike shop. he'd pee, i'd poo. i typically beat him.

so, you poo where ya gotta poo. i'm generally like clock work too. :lol

How does a woman SHIT faster than a man can PISS?!?!

You...Woman...are an enigma to the very fabric of time and space.
Infact I'm pretty sure you should stop that...your probably opening wormholes every time you "Jettison" the browns to the superbowl!

at work in a building? no prob. i actually poo around 745 every morning there. when i n the field? depends on the situation. blue rockets can be hit or miss. literally. when deployed we often poo in a bag that is suspended from a chair with a hole cut in it. i often wait till dark for THAT. hajis have wandering eyes :(

you dont wipe ? :scratch


sho nuff do. and washed hands. those were the rules. we both had to wash hands and be sanitary on all levels. he couldn't do a run by. :lol

How does a woman SHIT faster than a man can PISS?!?!

You...Woman...are an enigma to the very fabric of time and space.
Infact I'm pretty sure you should stop that...your probably opening wormholes every time you "Jettison" the browns to the superbowl!


dood, if pooping were an olympic sport, i'd be mother fucking michael phelps.

I used to hold it when I was in school, cuz everyone thinks they have to broadcast when someone is taking a shit then everyone finds it necessary to poke fun because you're doing what everyone else in the world does too (retards)...anywho, I had severe acne when I was a kid too.... When I stopped giving a shit (or I guess started giving a shit) and started NOT holding it and just lettin' er rip wherever...acne went away.

Women poop?!?!?!?!? :ohmy :vomit

Women poop?!?!?!?!? :ohmy :vomit

yeah, it gives a totally different perspective about PIITB now :sad

dood, if pooping were an olympic sport, i'd be mother fucking michael phelps.

LMFAO that is awesome I just might have to throw that up as a siggy. I just laughed so fucking loud in my office about 3 people turned and looked into my office window. When I say loud I mean I am in my own office with my door closed and people still heard me. :lmao

dood, if pooping were an olympic sport, i'd be mother fucking michael phelps.

you don't have any sphincter, do you ? :lol

For your further enlightenment, a Poopie List Repost.

--Wag--

THE POOPIE LIST

Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

LMFAO that is awesome I just might have to throw that up as a siggy. I just laughed so fucking loud in my office about 3 people turned and looked into my office window. When I say loud I mean I am in my own office with my door closed and people still heard me. :lmao

glad i could bring a bright spot to the day :D

For your further enlightenment, a Poopie List Repost.

--Wag--


Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

i call that party mud :D

i call that party mud :D

LMMFAO!

--Wag--

Me and my buds used to call that ryearrhea, since it seems to always hit you after a long night of putting back the Rye.

Man when you got to shit you just have to shit, end of story. I've done it in the trees, in the back of a truck, on the hood of a car, in a driveway, and into paper bags, as well as the usual toilet.

There's no keeping me from releasing the bacterial filled fester spew from my rectal cavity. Period.

Oh,.. Just a few minutes ago.... dropped a few at work. Usually I get on the gixxer and do the 3 mile trip home to my throne, but this time around, i don't think i had that much time.; I had to go, and i am glad i did....

I apologise to whoever goes in after me, 'cause i sure did stink up the place..... Dumps at work are great !

Man when you got to shit you just have to shit, end of story. I've done it in the trees, in the back of a truck, on the hood of a car, in a driveway, and into paper bags, as well as the usual toilet.

There's no keeping me from releasing the bacterial filled fester spew from my rectal cavity. Period.

I agree I've shat on the hood of a porsche, behind a 5 ton in kosovo, countless yards and always great to do at work because you burn time units.:biggrin

Nothing is better than farting so loud while on the crapper that you hear girls outside (passing by) go "Oh my god..." and start to laugh. Or when the guy in the stall next to you gives you a thumbs up from underneath and says "Nice one, dude."

Nothing is better than farting so loud while on the crapper that you hear girls outside (passing by) go "Oh my god..." and start to laugh. Or when the guy in the stall next to you gives you a thumbs up from underneath and says "Nice one, dude."

:lmao That honestly has to be one of the funniest things I read today. I would just honestly die laughing if I got a thumbs up from the other stall after letting lose a bomb.

when its time, its time. And if your not sure, Don't trust it!

Best at work throne experience ever - had chicken with 40 cloves of garlic (http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/reviews/Chicken-with-40-Cloves-of-Garlic-105502) the night before and a guy walks in while I'm basking in the afterglow and says "What crawled up your ass and died?"

damn. poopers out in full force today....that makes me have to go

Nope...I am a home pooper. Even when out of the country it takes me a few days to be comfortable enough to use the hotel room bog. But like others here, as soon as I step foot in the front door of home it is straight off to the throne for a lengthy sitting and a read LOL....I have even been known to fall asleep on the crapper hahahaha

:wtf takes you a few days to get comfortable to shit? damn dude sucks for you. I dont mind taking a shit at work as long as there isnt someone waiting to use the stall or something

:wtf takes you a few days to get comfortable to shit? damn dude sucks for you. I dont mind taking a shit at work as long as there isnt someone waiting to use the stall or something

Bwaaahahaha yeah my sphincter snaps shut and I don't even get the urge to go LOL
When out bush in the army reserve years ago I went two weeks without the need to go hahahahha

Would you rather destroy your own bathroom or someone else's?

I shit at work all day long. And when I'm out and about on days off if I have to poop I always choose Kohls they have clean bathrooms.

Bwaaahahaha yeah my sphincter snaps shut and I don't even get the urge to go LOL
When out bush in the army reserve years ago I went two weeks without the need to go hahahahha
damn dude 2 weeks? that cant be healthy:lol
I shit at work all day long. And when I'm out and about on days off if I have to poop I always choose Kohls they have clean bathrooms.

no doubt. I work in an office on the shop floor and i always go into the front offices and use their bathroom just because the floors bathroom have hundreds of people go through them a day and there is always people in and out. Got to shit in peace. Ohh and cant forget the softer toilet paper

damn dude 2 weeks? that cant be healthy:lol




Hahhaha Nah just ate lots and lots of canned cheese LOL

Lowes has nice turd catchers.

Is there any one food you eat that makes your poop stink the worst?

Don't even come near the pooper after I've been to Quaker Steak & Lube for wing night. :nono

edit: 135 voters and only 12 people don't poop at work....wow think of that stat the next time that hot coworker girl goes into the shared toilet at the office. she's pinching one!!

Another Q & A :

WetWipes

A. Do you use them at home? at work? both? neither?

I'm a user of teh wipes :punk mostly at home only b/c I haven't found the perfect work sized pack to keep in my desk.

Don't be shy you dirty assed mofos :lol

Dude...I fucking love taking shits at work. 1. It's time I'm not working. 2. I'm getting paid to take a shit.

Lately I have been pooping only at work, usually twice a day. I think my body feels better about using company time to poop then my precious time off.

I'm actually pooping right now. It's good well.

Is there any one food you eat that makes your poop stink the worst?

Don't even come near the pooper after I've been to Quaker Steak & Lube for wing night. :nono

edit: 135 voters and only 12 people don't poop at work....wow think of that stat the next time that hot coworker girl goes into the shared toilet at the office. she's pinching one!!

Who cares? Pro tip: even hot girls have to shit. :thumbup

Rosie O donnell taking a dump :ohmy :scared :frantic

Rosie O donnell taking a dump :ohmy :scared :frantic

:vomit

Rosie O donnell taking a dump :ohmy :scared :frantic

Indeed. :thumbup

Just got back from my a.m. poop and I was pleasantly surprised to find that someone left the newspaper in the workplace stall :punk

yeah it was yesterday's newspaper, but hey it was something to read!

I always seem to have to go at work but touch NOTHING left in the stall. Yuuuuuuuuck.

read somewhere that if you poop 10 min a day at work its like a weeks worth of vacation time in a year...so 50 minutes a week...52 weeks in a year...thats 2600 minutes or 43.33 hrs a year :) :cheers i make SURE i get in my 10 min a day

I had to run to go the other day and found that someone had locked the stall from the inside. I could have killed the f-er. I had to run to the next building. It was an extremely close call. I also try to go when I am working overtime so I can get paid double to poop. Its the best.

I had to run to go the other day and found that someone had locked the stall from the inside. I could have killed the f-er. I had to run to the next building. It was an extremely close call. I also try to go when I am working overtime so I can get paid double to poop. Its the best.

:lmao:lmao:lmao