Mr Gixxer
02-18-2004, 10:27 AM
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From: bienveni sebile
To: admin@gixxer.com
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 4:23 PM
Subject: Read This Broguitarrera
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my wang standing heavy, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your wang are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "And that would be?" "Well," the Doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muskles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your wang."
Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having whoopy again is too much, let's go for it."
Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and healing, returned to the Doc for his blessing. Following the examination, the Doc pronounced Jack "healed and ready for action".
Eager to use his experimentally modified equipment, Jack planned a lovely evening for his significant other and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful.
To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin on his lap and unzipped his fly. His wang immediately sprung from his pants, flipped the napkin on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his pants!
His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining the possibilities, said with a sly smile and a gleam in her eye, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack groaned, "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my bunghole."
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"know thyself" -Socrates
"Happiness is defined as using your abilities to achieve excellance" -JFK
the presidential election this year is going to be another joke. both candidates are a far cry from the presidents of times gone by. How can they compare to such greats as Abraham Lincoln, The Roosevelts, Eisenhower, or Kennedy?
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From: bienveni sebile
To: admin@gixxer.com
Sent: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 4:23 PM
Subject: Read This Broguitarrera
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my wang standing heavy, can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem is that the muscles around the base of your wang are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "And that would be?" "Well," the Doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muskles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your wang."
Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having whoopy again is too much, let's go for it."
Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and healing, returned to the Doc for his blessing. Following the examination, the Doc pronounced Jack "healed and ready for action".
Eager to use his experimentally modified equipment, Jack planned a lovely evening for his significant other and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being painful.
To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin on his lap and unzipped his fly. His wang immediately sprung from his pants, flipped the napkin on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his pants!
His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining the possibilities, said with a sly smile and a gleam in her eye, "That was incredible! Can you do it again?"
Jack groaned, "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my bunghole."
HAHAHA Don't be another Jack, get all the benefits of Vighhagra with no side FX, prolonged staying power that lingers long and lingers hard.
clikclik here to visit us
Enter bone us code lingeringereckshun to get your phree bone us.
"know thyself" -Socrates
"Happiness is defined as using your abilities to achieve excellance" -JFK
the presidential election this year is going to be another joke. both candidates are a far cry from the presidents of times gone by. How can they compare to such greats as Abraham Lincoln, The Roosevelts, Eisenhower, or Kennedy?
cursi inflamadora vasco`nica
globosa