1. Cell phones. WTF. I just wanna smash em with a weight.

2. This one guy who wears bycicle shorts and no underwear thereby showing every minute detail. Everyone avoids this guy like the plague. Don't look down!

3. I'm pulling into the parking lot and this guy is halfway down the row and trying to reverse backwards making me have to move my car back so he can get this spot that's closest to the door despite there being like ten spots 15 yards further where I quickly parked. This guy was lke 23 too. WTF!?!?!?!!? You're going to the fucking gym for god's sake! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

4. Guys who smell so bad your nose hairs catch fire. Why can't they just throw some arrid on?

5. People with terrible form and just yank the weights around in every which way but the right way.. (not really a peeve, I just want to show them what they're doing wrong so bad.)

6. Guys who will do every possible thing they can in the locker room before putting any clothes on. Why must you shave, brush your teeth, organize your stuff, trim your facial hair and everything with your shit hanging around? I don't want to see that and nobody else does. (except for fiddy)

7. You ever see those guys that have been going for years and are really buff but have a huge nasty gut and you never see them do any cardio and they never change? http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Cell phones in the gym and people just wasting time talking and I have to wait to use a machine (that just pisses me off). Other than that I'm in my own zone and don't care what anyone else does.

-Cell Phones for sure...dammit your there to work out not Blab

-People who try and lift WAY too much weight and as Sicshift mentioned just throw it around, and yank it up http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif

-People who take a bench or machine for long periods of time just chatting.

- Big Fuckers with attitude, actually have a funny story on that one, I asked a pretty big guy how many sets he had left, as I wanted to know if I should wait on him, or do something else...he looked at me like he was pissed, and just said Yah 30 sets http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Fuckin Smart ass (it was his last one)

SicShift said:

6. Guys who will do every possible thing they can in the locker room before putting any clothes on. Why must you shave, brush your teeth, organize your stuff, trim your facial hair and everything with your shit hanging around? I don't want to see that and nobody else does. (except for fiddy)




me --> http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif <--sicshift

reason 1 why i stay the fuk outta the locker room unless really necessary, i go to the gym in my workout clothes. i change and shower when i get home, benefits of working out in the evening and living within 5 miles of the gym http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif

cant stand people hoggin benches for doin their bullshit that they can do on the proper equipement, .. theres this big dude.. rather short and fat.. gotta have a 50-60 " waist http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif and he puts a set of wheels on the flat bench with the bar on the lower hooks. grabs the bar and proceeds to do leg lifts,, 1st of is wtf is he accomplishing by doing abs? hes got a huge gut,, hes not a powerlifter either. get your fat ass on the treadmill and do your abs on the ab equipment.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif or this one broad,, shes got a bench in the power rack, only one with a mirror in front of it(other mirrors broke), doing some oddball arm exercises.. and reading a magazine at the same time http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif i go through hacks, a set of leg presses and warm up my hams, shes still there fukkin around,, finally ask her how many shes got left.. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wait.gif imagine that 1 set left http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wait.gif


another one is peeps who dont ask if the stuff is being used,, they just jump in change the bars whatever without asking any one around if its occupied,

or the guys who drag 4 sets of db's over to their bench so they can do their sets when its busy in the gym.. your in the gym, dont be lazy to go get the db's when you need them and put them back when your through with your set , not your routine.. other people would like to use them too... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif

I thought it was just my gym where the dudes insist on doing EVERYthing bare ass naked. I love when they get on the scale bare ass naked but are still soaking wet from a shower. Like some fucking underwear is going to add that much weight, probably about as much as all the water that is now dripping all over the scale. They read the paper, sit there and BS, everything. Im no homophob, but Christ I am also not completely comfortable in a room full of naked dudes. There is an unwritten rule in this gym that when you walk in you stair at the clock on the far end of the locker room and don't take your eyes off of it. On the way out you act like you are trying to read the poster at the other end.

Ok I'm not a man, but I am girly so I'll answer this...

1. People who grunt loudly like they are having sex while lifting. How necessary is that???

2. Women who get in naked in the hot tub/ sauna....absolutely gross (oh and we aren't talking like Pam Anderson, we are talking 50 year old grandmothers).

3. Fuckers who stare at your chest while you are on the treadmill....(like Fiddy and Sicshift)

4. Fuckers who try to spit game while you are sweating on the eliptical machine....get the fuck away!!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

5. People who are too worried about your progress on the machine (calories burned, etc.) and keep looking over instead on concentrating on their fat ass.

6. People who have all their shit on the floor next to them...hello that's what the lockers are for http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Hey felt good to vent!!!

SicShift said:

6. Guys who will do every possible thing they can in the locker room before putting any clothes on. Why must you shave, brush your teeth, organize your stuff, trim your facial hair and everything with your shit hanging around? I don't want to see that and nobody else does. (except for fiddy)




Put a towel on or something. I ha ve a Gym in my tower at work and I work out at lunch time. So after my workouts I have to shower and get ready. I hate seeing these old men walking around naked doing all their chores. Fucking gross


speedy_angel said:
3. Fuckers who stare at your chest while you are on the treadmill....(like Fiddy and Sicshift)




shit... you girls notice eh? Its not just the chest we look at though!... hehehe

GdSaXnR said:
There is an unwritten rule in this gym that when you walk in you stair at the cock at the far end of the locker room and don't take your eyes off of it.



http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif NASTY dude! Keep that crap outta here! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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My main thing is fuckers who go in there and just chat. Sit by a machine and bullshit for 30 minutes.
WTF. Aren't you at the gym to work out.

People who put their whole back into curls while standing up. WTF is swinging the weight up doing for your biceps.

This guy who jumps on every different machine there is everyday. He also like to "jump in" constantly. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wait.gif

Pretty much the same as the first just with everything: people who have no form at all and just throw weights around.

Everybody hit at least one point,but here are a few more.I'm sure you can relate:
-The high school kids that watch the big dudes train,and then do the exact workout,rep for rep.Were talking 20 sets for bi's,30 sets for back,etc.
I wanna say,"Kid,ya got 10" arms,they ain't gonna grow like that" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif


-the older dudes that USED to look good 10 yrs. ago,and are still wearing the T.Michael shirts and Baggy Dedication pants that were popular.......TEN YEARS AGO


-All the guys that try to impress the females by throwing the 100lb. dumbells to the ground after they finish a set of shoulder presses/flat bench presses,etc.BOOOM


-the guys at the squat rack that load up the bar with 495lbs,and un-rack it,but only squat down 2-3" at the most(fiddy)....wtf are you thinking dude?I want to walk over and as they start to squat down,PUSH THEM ALL THE way down and see if they can make it back up http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif

-all the dudes that wear wife beaters(fiddy)and strut around the gym with their lats spread so wide I wanna ask them where their luggage is that they were carrying....

-The guys that insist on putting 315 on the bench,(when they would be lucky to do 225 for 1 rep) and have their partner spot them for 10 forced reps.Although the training partner is doing one helluva set of upright rows for his shoulders http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

-the guys that load up the leg press(fiddy)and refuse to remove all the plates when they're done and assume that the next person would be honored to do it for them.

-fat fuckers giving dieting advice

-Etheopians(sp)telling you how to get huge

-People who use wrist wraps for pushing excersises. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gifdo you really need to wrap your wrists to the bar in order to bench????save them for shrugging or pulldowns jackass http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

-the nasty ass old men that eat prunes for lunch and then peel the fuckin' paint off the bathroom walls when they have to dump(fiddy),especially when the locker room is crowded....all the while making sure the guy in the very very back corner of the gym can hear the loud obnoxious farts ripping out of his bunghole as the water in the bowl splashes.......all this and no courtesy flush too http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

ohh,there's more,but I gotta go,I ate prunes for lunch http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Heres mine...

The Flat Tire Syndrome...you know...the SSSSSSSSSSS between reps...A.K.A "Having alotta snakes in the area."

The momo who leaves 20 plates on the leg press...

People who don't know how to spot properly...

People who don't ask for a spot and end up havin the bar stuck accross their neck...

The guy who looks like hell but tries to tell me my form looks a little off...

2 1/2 lb. plates

People who pop their zits in the mirror while I'm trying to train...

Those baggy pants with the tiger strips that come in yer favorit football team's color...

People who don't wipe off their sweat after they are done...

The guy super setting 5 different machines...

People who when they bench lift their basck and ass 12" off the bench...

People who use the water fountain to fill their big ass water bottle while theres a big ass line formin...

That one guy who still uses chalk...which BTW is stored in the same lil sack from 1977...

People who drop dumbells less than the 100's...control yer weight dick...

People who bring their kid and let then run around the place like it's a playground...

I can go on forever...

1qwik6? said:
Heres mine...

The Flat Tire Syndrome...you know...the SSSSSSSSSSS between reps...A.K.A "Having alotta snakes in the area."(That would be fiddy,the snake charmer)



The momo who leaves 20 plates on the leg press...(fiddy)



People who don't know how to spot properly...(fiddy again)


People who don't ask for a spot and end up havin the bar stuck accross their neck...(Yep,thats fiddy)

The guy who looks like hell but tries to tell me my form looks a little off...(fiddy)



2 1/2 lb. plates(bought specially for fiddy)



People who pop their zits in the mirror while I'm trying to train...(umm,fiddy again)



Those baggy pants with the tiger strips that come in yer favorit football team's color...(fiddy)



People who don't wipe off their sweat after they are done...(fiddy yer nasty)



The guy super setting 5 different machines...(definitely fiddy)



People who when they bench lift their basck and ass 12" off the bench...(fiddy,I told you the right way,damn you)



People who use the water fountain to fill their big ass water bottle while theres a big ass line formin...(fiddy rider)



That one guy who still uses chalk...which BTW is stored in the same lil sack from 1977...(oldgixxer http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cry.gifI like my chalk http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cry.gif)



People who drop dumbells less than the 100's...control yer weight dick...(fuckin' fiddy up to his old tricks)



People who bring their kid and let then run around the place like it's a playground...(ummm,Sic Shift???)



I can go on forever...



I just felt I should edit this a little Qwik http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

speedy_angel said:


3. Fuckers who stare at your chest while you are on the treadmill....(like Fiddy and Sicshift)




Actually, I'm the one working out behind you checking out your ass. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif Keeps me going on cardio much longer. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

SicShift said:

speedy_angel said:


3. Fuckers who stare at your chest while you are on the treadmill....(like Fiddy and Sicshift)




Actually, I'm the one working out behind you checking out your ass. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif Keeps me going on cardio much longer. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif



And Fiddy is right behind YOU Sic,checking out your ass as well.It goes full circle http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Wait till that fucker see's this post http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif

HAHA.
Damn we got some comedians in this forum.

I hate the people who are trying to do dips and only go sown about an inch. When i wrestled it was so beat into me to do them right. Other then that yall said the rest of em. I wonder if anybody is like mmmmmmm I do half that stuff http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif

1. phones
2. talking
3. there's this one guy that goes to the gym that walk around arms all spread out like he has huge lats and hella buff, but he's not. Does one set, drops the weights and walks around the whole place, then back for another set like 5 min later.
4. naked guys in the locker room, same reason that was already posted
5. people not re-racking weights.
6. guys that look in the mirrror and flex when they have nothing to flex, or when they lift up their shirt to look at their flabs.

many more thats just all i can think of right now.

The Top Ten List

10) People who insist on not wearing deodorant. You know there is that one guy at every gym.

9) The guys that drag out the 100 db's only to leave them on the floor because they can't physically put them back.

8) The people that come in for one month of every year (January to Febuary). Nice Resolution.

7) The old people that complain about listening to anything other than Kenny G on the stereo.

6) The sweating peeps that don't wipe off equipment.

5) The guy that doesn't use the barbell clips on bench and can't control his weight, drops a plate off of one end and nearly flops of the bench.

4) The grunters. Come on every rep does not require a grunt, especially when your throwing around 35 lb db's.

3) Gym's that don't open until 6am.

2) The talkers, always talking about how they spend 2 hrs in the gym, but don't get stronger. I wonder why.

1) And the number one gym pet peeve; People continually asking how much you can bench.

oldgixxer said:
Everybody hit at least one point,but here are a few more.I'm sure you can relate:
-The high school kids that watch the big dudes train,and then do the exact workout,rep for rep.Were talking 20 sets for bi's,30 sets for back,etc.
I wanna say,"Kid,ya got 10" arms,they ain't gonna grow like that" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif


-the older dudes that USED to look good 10 yrs. ago,and are still wearing the T.Michael shirts and Baggy Dedication pants that were popular.......TEN YEARS AGO


-All the guys that try to impress the females by throwing the 100lb. dumbells to the ground after they finish a set of shoulder presses/flat bench presses,etc.BOOOM


-the guys at the squat rack that load up the bar with 495lbs,and un-rack it,but only squat down 2-3" at the most(fiddy)....wtf are you thinking dude?I want to walk over and as they start to squat down,PUSH THEM ALL THE way down and see if they can make it back up http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif

-all the dudes that wear wife beaters(fiddy)and strut around the gym with their lats spread so wide I wanna ask them where their luggage is that they were carrying....

-The guys that insist on putting 315 on the bench,(when they would be lucky to do 225 for 1 rep) and have their partner spot them for 10 forced reps.Although the training partner is doing one helluva set of upright rows for his shoulders http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

-the guys that load up the leg press(fiddy)and refuse to remove all the plates when they're done and assume that the next person would be honored to do it for them.

-fat fuckers giving dieting advice

-Etheopians(sp)telling you how to get huge

-People who use wrist wraps for pushing excersises. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gifdo you really need to wrap your wrists to the bar in order to bench????save them for shrugging or pulldowns jackass http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

-the nasty ass old men that eat prunes for lunch and then peel the fuckin' paint off the bathroom walls when they have to dump(fiddy),especially when the locker room is crowded....all the while making sure the guy in the very very back corner of the gym can hear the loud obnoxious farts ripping out of his bunghole as the water in the bowl splashes.......all this and no courtesy flush too http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

ohh,there's more,but I gotta go,I ate prunes for lunch http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



damn man.... everyones a fukkin comedian huh...,, i dont wear beaters in the gym,, i prefer to go shirtless and greased http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif


oldgixxer said:

1qwik6? said:
Heres mine...

The Flat Tire Syndrome...you know...the SSSSSSSSSSS between reps...A.K.A "Having alotta snakes in the area."(That would be fiddy,the snake charmer)



The momo who leaves 20 plates on the leg press...(fiddy)



People who don't know how to spot properly...(fiddy again)


People who don't ask for a spot and end up havin the bar stuck accross their neck...(Yep,thats fiddy)

The guy who looks like hell but tries to tell me my form looks a little off...(fiddy)



2 1/2 lb. plates(bought specially for fiddy)



People who pop their zits in the mirror while I'm trying to train...(umm,fiddy again)



Those baggy pants with the tiger strips that come in yer favorit football team's color...(fiddy)



People who don't wipe off their sweat after they are done...(fiddy yer nasty)



The guy super setting 5 different machines...(definitely fiddy)



People who when they bench lift their basck and ass 12" off the bench...(fiddy,I told you the right way,damn you)



People who use the water fountain to fill their big ass water bottle while theres a big ass line formin...(fiddy rider)



That one guy who still uses chalk...which BTW is stored in the same lil sack from 1977...(oldgixxer http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cry.gifI like my chalk http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cry.gif)



People who drop dumbells less than the 100's...control yer weight dick...(fuckin' fiddy up to his old tricks)



People who bring their kid and let then run around the place like it's a playground...(ummm,Sic Shift???)



I can go on forever...



I just felt I should edit this a little Qwik http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



.. and i dont sweat.. i just splash water on my bare chest to make it look like i was workin out. Chicks dont know proper form anyway,,, chicks dig it just seein alot of weight on the bar, they are greatly impressed just by the effort it took to load the bar and leg press with all the plates i found on that side of the gym. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/punk.gif i dont fill my water bottle at the fountain, acutally i dont drink water.. nice 2 liter of mountain dew every workout http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/yumyum.gif







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1. Crazy ass girls following you and stalking you around the gym, like wherever i look shes there in front of me and i know shes not gonna be on an inline bench with 2 plates on the bar.

2. Small dudes or people not as big and dedicated as you giving you advice and telling you how to work out, All i asked for was a fuckin spot, not your life story.

3. Gay guys checking you out while your doing squats, it just doesnt feel right.

4. My gym is like geriatric park, most of the members are old, and some walk around in sports bras and have all their fold flying out and slapping all over the place.

5. people spitting in the water fountain.

6. people cutting you when they see you waiting for a machine, which warrants a backhanded pimp smack.

7. dude wearing watermelon stripped bicycle shorts and fuckin tanks that have their diamond cutter nipples free so everyone can see them, I DONT WANT TO SEE A MANS NIPPLES WHILE I AM WORKING OUT.

8. girls thinking you are trying to spit game at them when you just want to work in.

9. personal trainers who have not lifted a weight or worked out a day in their life.

5. People who are too worried about your progress on the machine (calories burned, etc.) and keep looking over instead on concentrating on their fat ass.




I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Even better is at my gym there is this woman that would stare at me ALL the time, she was a bitch and an ugly one to boot! Well one day she walks up to the tredmills with her head held high and gets on right next to me (there were about 15 open machines http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif ) She gets on and doest even warm up, she sets the incline to 5 and pace at 8 and starts running http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif At this point it was VERY necessary to look and see how long she lasted........................ 38 seconds http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I couldnt help but chuckle she got off like she meant to just do 38 sec. on a machine and went into the locker room (probably to catch her breath) http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Also the cops that come into the gym and find it appropriate to chit chat while Im running http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif This one guy asked me my life story before I decided the work out wasnt worth the misery of listening to the freak. Boys we dont want to talk to you, unless we ask for help http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

Wifey said:

5. People who are too worried about your progress on the machine (calories burned, etc.) and keep looking over instead on concentrating on their fat ass.




:

Also the cops that come into the gym and find it appropriate to chit chat while Im running http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif This one guy asked me my life story before I decided the work out wasnt worth the misery of listening to the freak. Boys we dont want to talk to you, unless we ask for help http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif



You know, In all the years I've gone to the gym, I've only talked to 1 girl the entire time and she approached me. Don't get me wrong, it's certainly nice to have some good looking women working out, but I don't see how some guys think it's a good place to meet women.

SicShift said:

Wifey said:

5. People who are too worried about your progress on the machine (calories burned, etc.) and keep looking over instead on concentrating on their fat ass.




:

Also the cops that come into the gym and find it appropriate to chit chat while Im running http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif This one guy asked me my life story before I decided the work out wasnt worth the misery of listening to the freak. Boys we dont want to talk to you, unless we ask for help http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif



You know, In all the years I've gone to the gym, I've only talked to 1 girl the entire time and she approached me. Don't get me wrong, it's certainly nice to have some good looking women working out, but I don't see how some guys think it's a good place to meet women.



im the same way,,, theres a few chicks in my gym that are good lookin, but i havent talked to one of em http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif im not there to holler. only convo's held are * you done with this* or if they ask for help racking plates and reaching for the high calbe type stuff.. thats it..

theres this one guy in the gym.. i swear to god he talks to almost every chick thats there when hes there. i see him bumpin more gums than lifting weights. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif he talks to them when theyre running doing abs whatever, whenever.. get a life... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bitchslap.gif

I don't lift like I used to, mostly focus more on my martial arts training, so my work outs revolve
around that, but I go to the gym to practice (raquet ball courts are nice for that)
but ...my list of annoyances are
1: old guy balls, my gym is like a geriatric wonderland, these oldbastards just sit in the suana and walk aroeund the lockerroom
butt ass naked without a care
2: highschool kids that don't know what the fuck they are doing, I saw one last night trying todo deadlifts in a
counterbalanced smith rack http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
3: dumbasses on equipment for 45min and haven't broke a sweat
4: dumb shits that don't understand what the "lap swim" lane means
5: people that bring their kids
6: people that abuse tight clothes
7: the guys in the T-Micheal and Wide Guyz gear
8: people that beat up the dumbbells
9: stupid bastards that don;t flush
10: idiots that don't get a towel after they shower and leave their wet slop all over
11: dumb asses that stare when I practice martial arts
I could keep going
I need a home gym really bad
-Karl

People who insist on doing ten sets with like 5 pound plates on each side

People who bench like 185 and swear to the good lord above their the strongest thing walking. And make a point to make sure everyone else in the gym thinks so to.

People who make up their own exercises when they cant do the ones that already exsist http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif

People that have to talk to EVERBODY that walks in the door.

People who lie about their strenght. . . didn't you say 225 yesterday?

It's a locker room and I understand nudity is commonplace, but when you see me trying to get to my locker do you think you could cut your conversation a little short.

people who wear jeans and boots etc in the weight room. At least look like you know what your're doing.

I could go on forever. . .

Wifey said:

5. People who are too worried about your progress on the machine (calories burned, etc.) and keep looking over instead on concentrating on their fat ass.




I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Even better is at my gym there is this woman that would stare at me ALL the time, she was a bitch and an ugly one to boot! Well one day she walks up to the tredmills with her head held high and gets on right next to me (there were about 15 open machines http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif ) She gets on and doest even warm up, she sets the incline to 5 and pace at 8 and starts running http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif At this point it was VERY necessary to look and see how long she lasted........................ 38 seconds http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I couldnt help but chuckle she got off like she meant to just do 38 sec. on a machine and went into the locker room (probably to catch her breath) http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif Losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Also the cops that come into the gym and find it appropriate to chit chat while Im running http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/nono.gif This one guy asked me my life story before I decided the work out wasnt worth the misery of listening to the freak. Boys we dont want to talk to you, unless we ask for help http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif



Wifey I would have to dress up like a broad and follow you into the womens locker room and pretend I was a lesbo to see if you'd hit on me http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/flipa.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif


How ya doin kid???Is the knee better?I hope Micheal is waiting on you hand and foot(I'm sure he is http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif)
Or you could always get Davesoldgsxr to be your beotch man servant http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gifMy big #1 peeve. 45 year old Jag-off's who lay in the sauna nude like they just got done shootin' a hummer seen in a Ron Jeremy movie. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/lick.gif It just shows a lack of basic respect for others. Where the hell do these dudes come from and what makes them think its "cool" to lay balls over bung around other men. I'll bet his momma's proud. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Pretty much everything everyone else said and this:

Those 40 year old rich broads that have flab all over the place with huge fake tits and colagen lips and couldn't give two shits about lifting weights but they're in the gym everyday with some young ripped trainer guy just so they can go to the club to tell their friends how "Ricardo" would make such a better husband than her own. Even though her man is paying 50 bucks an hour for "Ricardo". You guys know the chicks I'm talking about. They just take up space and equipment.

BLK03GSXR said:
Pretty much everything everyone else said and this:

Those 40 year old rich broads that have flab all over the place with huge fake tits and colagen lips and couldn't give two shits about lifting weights but they're in the gym everyday with some young ripped trainer guy just so they can go to the club to tell their friends how "Ricardo" would make such a better husband than her own. Even though her man is paying 50 bucks an hour for "Ricardo". You guys know the chicks I'm talking about. They just take up space and equipment.



Hell yeah I know what you're talking about! That was 90% of my clientelle. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Older women with plenty of time and cash make the personal training business run. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

the only thing i hate in the gym are the people that are bigger then i am

blacula said:
the only thing i hate in the gym are the people that are bigger then i am



That can be changed my friend. They were probably your size once too. Rome wasn't built in a day. One day you'll be the guy people hate.

i also forgot to mention i hate the people that are leaner then me too

You guys have pretty much covered everything, I'll just add another 3.

1. Gyms that insist on playing hard core techno music at max volume
2. The gym mafia, you know there's always a group of 4 to 5 guys who think they're the biggest and baddest things on earth
3. Guys who insist on standing right over you while they are waiting the use the machine you're using

these are all the reasons not to join a gym....whenever i work out i need total concentration and my breathing on opoint or my set is fucked...i love working out at home

hayez said:
these are all the reasons not to join a gym....whenever i work out i need total concentration and my breathing on opoint or my set is fucked...i love working out at home



Good for you if you can do it, but it just doesn't work for me.

I've had my own private gyms to myself when I was working there and could work out in an empty spot whenever I wanted. however, I always get a better workout when there are other people around me and more stuff going on. I like to see other guys in great shape as they motivate me and of course good looking girls in there remind me why I'm there. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

The big fat dude on the tricep pushdown machine using his whole upper body to push down the entire weight stack. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/bash.gif

Obviously you guys have covered pretty much everything but I watched a guy yesterday that made me have to add to this thread. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Basically, this little 115 lb. 45+ year-old freak comes in fuggin excited about lifting. It was like he stood out in the parking lot taking adrnaline shots before entering the gym... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif Anyway, he sits down all pumped up and beedy-eyed to do wide-grip lat cable pull-downs and puts about 150 pounds on the machine. It took everything, and I mean EVERYTHING the little guy had to pull the damn bar down to forehead level. It wasn't pretty... He was using ALL his bodyweight AND his back and still is only moving the weigh about 40% as far as he should have. The freak does about 5 reps and then lets his legs out from under the restraint bar and the weight swings him up in the air where he hangs momentarily and then jumps down and looks around flexing like he's some sort of bad-ass. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif I couldn't help but look around and everyone in the gym is giving this guy the ---> http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/wtf.gif.

Keep in mind, this was his first exercise... you should have seen him doing triceps. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Obviously, the twirp stayed away from the free-weights because he would have definately hurt-himself. Ya just can't fuck around with real weight like you can the cable-machines. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Some people... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

ya i couldnt say much more then whats been said but today in the gym...this one kid was just an idiot, started in the parking lot with him going back and forth in front of a spot like he couldnt decide if he should pull in or not, he walks into the gym about 10 min after me and my roomate do, even though we pulled in at the same time, and he just walks over and starts socializin with his friend....then he walks around the gym for awhile looking at what everyone is doing...like hes tryin to figure out where he is and what the hell hes supposed to do with all the equipment....now this kid wasnt big, but wasnt tiny prob a typical size 18 year old, he was prob 20-22 though, and all he is doing is bi's, thats it nothing but his bi's...well that and walking around looking like he didnt know what to do, and talking on his cell phone, when he was doing curls he walked over to the preacher bench, and sits on it backwards and starts just doing seated curls...why sit on the preacher bench for that! and not only that starting from rep 1 he was pushing the arm with the dumbell up with his other arm....and struggling with a wopping 20lbs, ive never seen someone struggle so much or look like they are trying so hard on such a light weight, my 5'2 sister isnt even that weak...that kid just pissed me off

oh ya, theres another guy in the gym too....fat guy, puts on real heavy weights on all the machines in the place, never does free weights, and does as many reps as he can as FAST as he can, not usin any form or anything...the guys back almost hits the floor when hes doin pulldowns, he does this everytime i see him too one day somethings just gonna break in half on this guy

GixxerXI said:
oh ya, theres another guy in the gym too....fat guy, puts on real heavy weights on all the machines in the place, never does free weights, and does as many reps as he can as FAST as he can, not usin any form or anything...the guys back almost hits the floor when hes doin pulldowns, he does this everytime i see him too one day somethings just gonna break in half on this guy



bwahahha.. got a guy like that at my gym,, hes perty big overall.. but hes got ILS (imginary lat syndrome) and always has his arms out.. funny as hell considering hes got at least 70+lbs on me and i pull down about 20lbs less than he does http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif he does the whole *gonna smack the back of his head on the floor* with each pull down.. never once has he gone behind the neck with the weight he has on the rack.. i dont wanna get into his constant flexing and looking in the mirror http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif