So I am fairly fucking baffled right now. I have been corresponding with this girl I met online , she looked fucking gorgeous from the photos she had has up, she sounded cool and down to earth, not snotty or pretentious like I though she might be, so After a couple emails she gave me her number which I thought was a little odd for her not even knowing what I look like and her being a fox, but I say I will call her back.

After looking at her myspace profile I find that she not only used to be a cow but also has shitty teeth, the pictures on her profile on the site where I met her are sooooooooooo fucking deceiving its ridiculous. I probably sound like a douche but I cannot believe I was excited to call her , I don't consider myself an elitist or even amazingly good looking but this is kind of fairly disturbing and I guess I have learned my lesson.

If you meet a hot chick online and she seems into you its probably a fat chick with rotting teeth trying to fool you and steal your sperm :scared

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haha..moto, that was great..Yea I wouldn't been in to meeting chicks online they always have that one pic up that makes them look good then you see the rest and your like what. Save it for when ya see one out. At least you didnt agree to meet with her, and have to leave....ha:cheers

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Free Willina.

That sucks man!!! We've all had the girl who presents herself differently upon first meeting, then turns out to be some head case, or wierdo....but at least we see what we're getting into. Maybe she has a great personality.

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myspace angles like no otha

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I think you need the BAN for using the uploader.:scratch

Nope...... it is perfectly legal for the uploader :chucks.

It is IMMORAL to use it, but not against the rules :spit

Great story.


Has it become too hard to actually meet people in real life first, THEN get their Myspace/email/IM or whatever. You'll be less likely to shoot yourself in the foot like this.

Nope...... it is perfectly legal for the uploader :chucks.

It is IMMORAL to use it, but not against the rules :spit

This is AG.....we ban people for posting up pics of girls......this is a girl and a LOT of exposed fat........toss your laptop out the car window before I call in the "mod ban".:lol

hahahaha :chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks

Great story.


Has it become too hard to actually meet people in real life first, THEN get their Myspace/email/IM or whatever. You'll be less likely to shoot yourself in the foot like this.


I do both, I very rarely find a personal add I have any interest in let alone respond too.

I do both, I very rarely find a personal add I have any interest in let alone respond too.


I shouldn't be so self-righteous. Something like this happened to me once (granted I was only 19 at the time) with a chick that IM'd me on AOL out of nowhere, but she told me repeatedly "I really don't look that hot" (I was convinced by the sound of her hot voice that she was just trying to be coy). Yeah, that first meeting didn't go quite according to plan. Fortunately it was in in a reasonably public place and I had multiple escape paths.

Needless to say it was the first/last/only time I let that happen.

true story, i met my now fiance online. An AOL chat room actually, 11yrs ago.

true story, i met my now fiance online. An AOL chat room actually, 11yrs ago.

A/S/L haha was that your pick up?

Damn dude. That sucks. I know what your talking about though. I was talking to this chick on myspace a while back. All her pictures were face pictures. And damn she had a hot face. She was a super cool chick, talked to her on the phone all the time. But she lived a couple hours away going to school. Well, before she came back down for summer (where I live) I asked her for her facebook. Well, on facebook other people can "tag" you in a photo and it shows up under your pictures. Well, I saw some full body shots, and damn, this girl had some meat on her. I know fat girls need loving too, just not from me.

I told her I couldnt talk to her anymore. I think she knew why.

...I know fat girls need loving too, just not from me. ...

:cheers You're missing out, bro! Fat chicks and ugly chicks are soooo much more appreciative when they get laid.

This is AG.....we ban people for posting up pics of girls......this is a girl and a LOT of exposed fat........toss your laptop out the car window before I call in the "mod ban".:lol

hahahaha :chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks:chucks

Maybe you do. I only ban people for "hey look at this hot girl" type pics. and at that it would take a blatant pic to cause a ban

Maybe you think this qualifies :dunno.

Everyone learns at some point. Now apply it to your life. Online chicks = No No.

( no matter how nice the pic looks, they're looking online for some reason )

::cough:: Herpes anyone ? :scared

...Online chicks = No No.

:nono I've banged plenty of internet hookups in my day - mostly back when the internet was innocent & was in a big city (ATL) though. If you know the right questions to ask & have lowered expectations you can get some pretty damn decent sex outta the deal.

:nono I've banged plenty of internet hookups in my day

+1 to that. I have bagged a few hotties myself. As the saying goes, MySpace to My Place. It works.

I'm a little confused. You saw her pics then saw more pics and realized she was ugly and bad teeth?

Anywho, there is nothing wrong with dating online. I have met several people online, some I kept as great friends, some I dated, and a few lied. My ex I actually met online and we dated for 2 years. I just think you have to know what you want and dont want and just be honest about the whole thing. And speak to someone for a while, not just a week then meet.

I know some people are anti internet stuff, but sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt.

I have never used the internet to bag chicks. Get some courage and actually hit on / talk to some chicks in person.

Has anyone seen that new EHARMONY commercial? How often would you meet a girl THAT HOT ONLINE!!! :yumyum Her name was Ann Marie or something like that...
edit: here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhktEpYBBM

I have never used the internet to bag chicks. Get some courage and actually hit on / talk to some chicks in person.

are you fucking kidding me?

are you fucking kidding me?

No, I am dead fucking serious...

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb29/RIFLEx1/eatdrink033.gif

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb29/RIFLEx1/gayfight.gif

No, I am dead fucking serious...

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even If I had not posted that I cannot see how any thinking person could read my original post then gather that I only try and meet girls online? that is just idiotic. You don't assume that because someone says fuck they have tourettes do you? of course not.

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even If I had not posted that I cannot see how any thinking person could read my original post then gather that I only try and meet girls online? that is just idiotic. You don't assume that because someone says fuck they have tourettes do you? of course not.

I wasn't singling you out...

But since you cited a post; I will opine. You are admitting that you peruse carefully manufactured ads in the hopes of finding honesty and beauty. Then you are shocked that you got dooped (sic) by a woman that can't find a man in "real life" with her good looks and charm that she so carefully divulges in her ads.

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:_lol: that's so bad :sad

What a pussy.

I'm a little confused. You saw her pics then saw more pics and realized she was ugly and bad teeth?

Anywho, there is nothing wrong with dating online. I have met several people online, some I kept as great friends, some I dated, and a few lied. My ex I actually met online and we dated for 2 years. I just think you have to know what you want and dont want and just be honest about the whole thing. And speak to someone for a while, not just a week then meet.

I know some people are anti internet stuff, but sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt.

:thumbup i agree with deanm, i dont think there's anything wrong with it. u just gotta know what ur looking for and trust ur instincts. a lot of ppl post fake pics so get over it.

:thumbup i agree with deanm, i dont think there's anything wrong with it. u just gotta know what ur looking for and trust ur instincts. a lot of ppl post fake pics so get over it.


ARe you saying your avatar pic is fake, and we should be suspect of you?


I think we need a time stamped pic of you holding a piece of paper that says "GDC is teh Roxorz!!!1!!"



topless preferably :D............



or maybe not :(

Kinda on topic, but how bout when you get dooped by your roomate. He brings home a hot chick and acts you to take one for the team.

I have never used the internet to bag chicks. Get some courage and actually hit on / talk to some chicks in person.

GOOD CALL! Not to bag on any body that uses the net but i have seen way to much internet BS on myspace i just rather stay out of it. Besides id rather talk to her and take her home that same night then wait three weeks! :cheers

Always ask for a picture of them with todays paper before meeting them to be sure they are actually hot.

ARe you saying your avatar pic is fake, and we should be suspect of you?


I think we need a time stamped pic of you holding a piece of paper that says "GDC is teh Roxorz!!!1!!"



topless preferably :D............



or maybe not :(

It very well could be... but it's not!
i'm a pretty honest person, no need for fake pics. (that's what ugly ppl use, hence the start of this thread)


for now my shirt stay on :_001_tt2:
nice try though

for now my shirt stay on :_001_tt2:
nice try though

at least she gives us hope :cool :lol

at least she gives us hope :cool :lol

that was intentional...
to keep the attention flowing my way:biggrin

Welcome to teh Intrawebs :lol

at least she gives us hope :cool :lol

:punk

ARe you saying your avatar pic is fake, and we should be suspect of you?

Yep guess that means her avator, my sig pic, and your sig pic of Dilly are allll fake. We are just trying to hide behind the ugliness we have. lol

I know that that isn't me in my avatar

I figure if I can get men to like me with me looking as hideous as I do in that pic, life will be good.

Oh and about 2 faced girls.
Anything that anyone uses to Sell themselves to anybody else is going to highlight all the good.
You may find a person that is all about disclosure, but for the most part, you are trying to sale yourself to someone. So you're not going to advertise that your ass has cottage cheese or that you have chronic halitosis. Or in a man's case that he has a small penis and is insecure on levels you didn't know existed.
There is a reason people do singles ads, from my experience with those people...they are to lazy to get out to meet people or are just socially inept at doing it. Mostly the socially inept part.

Oh and about 2 faced girls.
Anything that anyone uses to Sell themselves to anybody else is going to highlight all the good.
You may find a person that is all about disclosure, but for the most part, you are trying to sale yourself to someone. So you're not going to advertise that your ass has cottage cheese or that you have chronic halitosis. Or in a man's case that he has a small penis and is insecure on levels you didn't know existed.
There is a reason people do singles ads, from my experience with those people...they are to lazy to get out to meet people or are just socially inept at doing it. Mostly the socially inept part.

i can understand the singles ads part that can be a lil creepy but I've met a few guys on the internet who are cool. I dont find a problem with it, its just another place to make friends :)

until i get kidnapped:crying

i can understand the singles ads part that can be a lil creepy but I've met a few guys on the internet who are cool. I dont find a problem with it, its just another place to make friends :)

until i get kidnapped:crying

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2008/03/just-kidding-theres-no-candy-jailbait.jpg

:lol

...There is a reason people do singles ads, from my experience with those people...they are to (sic) lazy to get out to meet people or are just socially inept at doing it. Mostly the socially inept part.

So - if you have experience with "those people" doesn't that make you complicit with them? Meaning - *you* were one of "those people" "do(ing) singles ads?" Not a slam, just an observation. I believe most people with internet access have at least trolled dating sites to see what's available in their area.

I agree with "the socially inept" part. FWIW - I consider myself to be somewhat "socially inept." I've always been shy in social situations. Dunno about the "lazy" part, though.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e399/Xaphan_zepar/You_need_a_girl.jpg

Rule #37

http://www.imstillreallybored.com/album/funny_pictures/Various/Rules%20of%20the%20Internet.gif

So - if you have experience with "those people" doesn't that make you complicit with them? Meaning - *you* were one of "those people" "do(ing) singles ads?" Not a slam, just an observation. I believe most people with internet access have at least trolled dating sites to see what's available in their area.

I agree with "the socially inept" part. FWIW - I consider myself to be somewhat "socially inept." I've always been shy in social situations. Dunno about the "lazy" part, though.

I have never needed to use a singles ad. I've been with my husband for 7 years and the previous husband was 5 years. Met them both through the course of every day life.
I meant my friends that have tried it. I have a cousin who married a chick from match.com. She lied big time and left out the fact that she already had 3 kids.
And the lazy part are people that are capable of meeting people, but are too lazy to put forth any real effort.
I am married, and literally have no problem meeting men, ever. There is no shortage of people to talk to.

Now, I have met people that I grew to know via the internet, but it was never the intention from the outset, it was a result of becoming friends and paths crossing.
Shit, anyone I have met has been a result of this website. :)

I have never needed to use a singles ad. I've been with my husband for 7 years and the previous husband was 5 years. Met them both through the course of every day life.
I meant my friends that have tried it. I have a cousin who married a chick from match.com. She lied big time and left out the fact that she already had 3 kids.
And the lazy part are people that are capable of meeting people, but are too lazy to put forth any real effort.
I am married, and literally have no problem meeting men, ever. There is no shortage of people to talk to.

Now, I have met people that I grew to know via the internet, but it was never the intention from the outset, it was a result of becoming friends and paths crossing.
Shit, anyone I have met has been a result of this website. :)


SOoooOOoo, I was planning on flying out to Arizona and checking out potential places to live. You it be wierd if we met up???

i can understand the singles ads part that can be a lil creepy but I've met a few guys on the internet who are cool. I dont find a problem with it, its just another place to make friends :)

until i get kidnapped:crying

You are not allowed to get kidnapped. And I agree that the single ads are wierd. BUt I have never met anyone from those single ads. I have no problem with meeting people and talking to people. I will just about talk to anyone. I also have no problem doing things alone as well. I enjoy going to Outback on a Friday night by myself to sit and eat at the bar. I'm a ver confident person in meeting someone, I just hate getting stuck in the young crowd and the bullshit I guess.

SOoooOOoo, I was planning on flying out to Arizona and checking out potential places to live. You it be wierd if we met up???
I would meet up with you, sure...I love meeting new people.
But, just to warn you, I'm pretty scary.

You are not allowed to get kidnapped. And I agree that the single ads are wierd. BUt I have never met anyone from those single ads. I have no problem with meeting people and talking to people. I will just about talk to anyone. I also have no problem doing things alone as well. I enjoy going to Outback on a Friday night by myself to sit and eat at the bar. I'm a ver confident person in meeting someone, I just hate getting stuck in the young crowd and the bullshit I guess.

but they have candy...

I would meet up with you, sure...I love meeting new people.
But, just to warn you, I'm pretty scary.

maybe we can make it a 3some - :biggrin

maybe we can make it a 3some - :biggrin

Just a warning...I am probably the biggest leg humper around here...
And with that being said.

Sure :yumyum I'm down. :biggrin

ur gonna hump my leg??? :lol

Are you guys near eachother? Cuz that would be pretty fuckin awesome. I really am planning a trip. I have 2 free weeks the last week of Nov and first week of Dec. Yeah I know Thanksgiving wouldn't be good, but maybe the following week would be better. I could come out anytime during those 2 weeks. If its cool with yall, and could show me the area, please let me know so I can start planning the trip. Thanks so much.

2 hrs aways maybe a lil less

IF THEIR SINGLE AND LOOKING ONLINE ITS FOR A REASON. like mentioned above, they are either huge or some serious issues. most pictures are not even of them, and if the pic posted is of them it was when they looked good, 15 years ago. girls are full of shit. you can find that out in the first 15 min in talking to them. why would you think anything would change online???

I never said I was looking. Some things just happen. Not to mention I am not fat, my pics are up to date, I'm good looking, and I have nothing to hide. So blast away as you will. :chucks

IF THEIR SINGLE AND LOOKING ONLINE ITS FOR A REASON. like mentioned above, they are either huge or some serious issues. most pictures are not even of them, and if the pic posted is of them it was when they looked good, 15 years ago. girls are full of shit. you can find that out in the first 15 min in talking to them. why would you think anything would change online???

Narcissistic much :rolleyes

IF THEIR SINGLE AND LOOKING ONLINE ITS FOR A REASON. like mentioned above, they are either huge or some serious issues. most pictures are not even of them, and if the pic posted is of them it was when they looked good, 15 years ago. girls are full of shit. you can find that out in the first 15 min in talking to them. why would you think anything would change online???

someone has issues way beyond this thread...:wacko

someone has issues way beyond this thread...:wacko


no doubt :wtf

http://carlnet.no-ip.org/myspace-pics.jpg

I never said I was looking. Some things just happen. Not to mention I am not fat, my pics are up to date, I'm good looking, and I have nothing to hide. So blast away as you will. :chucks

Full disclosure on your part may be well and truly there, but you will be a minority on these internet dating sites. I for one have up to date info and pictures on my profile, and guess what: the only people looking at it are... my real life friends. (Guess I must be one ugly motherf....r :lol:lol).



Through my own personal (and sometimes painful) real life (non online- ) experience, I have learned that people are not looking for an honest person anymore. They are looking for that great looking body, coupled to a great personality, a good provider, etc.... Guess what: EVERYONE has flaws, and nobody is perfect. So stop expecting perfection, because it will never happen.

Why do I have one of those pages? Makes it "easier" to meet people with the same interests (I go riding with a few people I met online through that site).


That is the only thing those sites are really good for, in my personal opinion. So don't sweat it man, there'll be others. :cheers

There is nothing wrong with internet dating/finding people to kick it with online. Other than looks, you don't know any more or less about someone online than if you meet them in the mall or at a club. The internet is fine for meeting people, but shouldn't be used as a substitute for going out, getting a beer, and banging the drunk chick at the end of the bar. Jokes aside, I've met several chicks from the internet and they were all cool, and none did the picture switcheroo... nothing really came out of it, but none of them were basket cases either. Truth be told, I've met more fucked up chicks in real life than I've met on the internet (proportionally speaking).

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Drove 2 hours to meet a chick once.....
- pic was 1 month old (hot!!)
- great smile
- skinny
- had her shit together
- nurse
REALITY
- Rotted teeth.. looked like she chewed up gravel
- put on about 40lbs, in that one month
- not a nurse
- lived and shared car with mommy
- dog ass ugly
- broke

yes i did bang her... i drove all that way .... I had too, just for the principal of it

yes i did bang her... i drove all that way .... I had too, just for the principal of it


It's the principle of the whole thing.There's principalities
in this.
- Big Worm



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Drove 2 hours to meet a chick once.....
- pic was 1 month old (hot!!)
- great smile
- skinny
- had her shit together
- nurse
REALITY
- Rotted teeth.. looked like she chewed up gravel
- put on about 40lbs, in that one month
- not a nurse
- lived and shared car with mommy
- dog ass ugly
- broke

yes i did bang her... i drove all that way .... I had too, just for the principal of it

WARNING: GENERALIZATION COMING!

How are guys able to sleep w/ someone they think is ugly & don't ever want to see again? Yuck, if the guy is an "uh-go" he ain't getting w/ this! :nono We all have standards but how come those can be lowered for sex? What if it's not even good sex?! Or is that where I'm naive in assuming? Any sex is good sex??

WARNING: GENERALIZATION COMING!

How are guys able to sleep w/ someone they think is ugly & don't ever want to see again? Yuck, if the guy is an "uh-go" he ain't getting w/ this! :nono We all have standards but how come those can be lowered for sex? What if it's not even good sex?! Or is that where I'm naive in assuming? Any sex is good sex??

For men, sex is like Pizza there isn't any bad pizza, there are just many different types. Cold pizza, warm pizza, slippery pizza :yumyum

To be honestly though, yeah I have standards too, I don't think I could sleep with an ungly chick..

slippery pizza is the best :lol

Drove 2 hours to meet a chick once.....
- pic was 1 month old (hot!!)
- great smile
- skinny
- had her shit together
- nurse
REALITY
- Rotted teeth.. looked like she chewed up gravel
- put on about 40lbs, in that one month
- not a nurse
- lived and shared car with mommy
- dog ass ugly
- broke

yes i did bang her... i drove all that way .... I had too, just for the principal of it



:lol:punk

For men, sex is like Pizza there isn't any bad pizza, there are just many different types. Cold pizza, warm pizza, slippery pizza :yumyum

To be honestly though, yeah I have standards too, I don't think I could sleep with an ungly chick..


No sense in being a pizza snob.

guys r so dirty :crying

Full disclosure on your part may be well and truly there, but you will be a minority on these internet dating sites.


Just to clear things up, I have never been on any internet dating sites. If thats someone thing then that is cool. I was just saying I dont think there is anything wrong with meeting people and/or dating from the internet.

id like to say... welcome to the internet where men are men and women are men


+1 on slippery pizza:lol

Just to clear things up, I have never been on any internet dating sites. If thats someone thing then that is cool. I was just saying I dont think there is anything wrong with meeting people and/or dating from the internet.


I understood it that way, although my wording could have been better. I was actually just adding to/agreeing with some previous remarks about profile pages and thought your remark to be relevant. :cheers

As for having standards, I'll be damned if I lower mine just for the sake of having sex. That would just mean I settle for second best, while I know that I can get what I want, if I just put in the effort.

For men, sex is like Pizza there isn't any bad pizza, there are just many different types. Cold pizza, warm pizza, slippery pizza :yumyum



What??? No body else likes their pizza warm and tight like it just came out of the oven :dunno

:yumyum

Oh and on that note ... I am convinced Necca21 is a man. But just in case ... I am inviting myself to arizona to do some picture taking :shifty .

Oh and on the topic, I have traveled places to go see chicks. And yeah, you pretty much have to beat it up when you get there. Yeah I got standards but nothing a lil' Crown and Coke can't fix. Luckily I'm 5 for 5 on the chicks being exactly what I saw in the pictures and when I met them earlier. This was while I was in college. To be honest they were all girls I met in person that were visiting for the weekend and I didn't get to talk to them much, so I went to myspace/facebook and then traveled to see them. I like to travel and I like to hit (hint hint). WIN MOTHERFUCKIN WIN. Don't know if that's :offtopic

I met my current GF on myspace... been 2 1/2 yrs now:banana

Oh and on that note ... I am convinced Necca21 is a man. But just in case ... I am inviting myself to arizona to do some picture taking :shifty .

we can compare penis size...
ught ummm , i mean see u soon honey!:crazy

What??? No body else likes their pizza warm and tight like it just came out of the oven :dunno

:yumyum

:spit:spit:spit:spit

we can compare penis size...
ught ummm , i mean see u soon honey!:crazy

Haha, she got u there...watch it, she's quick!

...not just another pretty face :tongue:

I met my current GF on myspace... been 2 1/2 yrs now:banana

Does she have webcam??? :shifty

we can compare penis size...
ught ummm , i mean see u soon honey!:crazy

Its OK as long as I get to be the man.

Its OK as long as I get to be the man.


:nono That is up to the "paper, rock, scissors" gods to decide

:nono That is up to the "paper, rock, scissors" gods to decide

I choose Big ROCK

http://pics.ipostr.com/pics/pic_12108185506586.jpg

http://dl2.glitter-graphics.net/pub/463/463602as0wwr8m3q.jpg (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
dont 4get ur catchers mit
ahhhh hahahaha! :lol:lol:lol