A US plane is reported to have shot down a magic carpet over Baghdad The bad news is it was an Allied carpet

Now thats just fucking bang out of order..... Allied carpets do very high quality cost effective carpets with a choice of foam backed or woven material which can easily fitted by even a low skilled DIY opperative. Even their underlay is bouncy and can also be fitted with ease and sometimes if you go on a sunday you can get off-cuts at half the normal price... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/spit.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/applause.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/applause.gif

Dammit i'm funny http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

How yer doin bud ?

I wondered what that 'carpet bombing' was about , thanks for clearing it up. http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

p.s. Did you hear today that there was the worst recorded aviation disater in Ireland. Apparently it involved a 2 seater plane crashing into a graveyard. The emergency services have so far recovered 1800 dead so far ! yikes.......... http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

While we are on the subject can ask a dumb question please................."why do brandy snaps have holes" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/cry.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif and............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ...... "why are stones all different sizes" http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Andy
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Damn funny http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.gixxer.com/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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