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post #1 of 90 (permalink) Old 05-15-2016, 08:20 PM Thread Starter
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We men of GDC have been given a great and historic opportunity to have a forum all to ourselves for once! Do not ruin it with foolish posts! I will be running this operation with an iron fist in a heavily lubricated glove. For once the bitches can't bother us, as this is a men's only forum. Females will get a 5 day ban for bothering us in here! We will be having team sword fights every night at 9 pm. Criss-crossing competition to be held immediately afterwards. Camping following is optional. Dress for this forum is casual naked.

A little about me, I am the almighty mod of naked camping. I like long walks on the beach & chicks that will be submissive to my sick, mutant desires & happily live out their lives in my kitchen. I have posted a picture of myself below for the noobs, so you will recognize me at our upcoming manly functions. I expect you all to act as mature in this forum as I do in the other parts of this site. I have also posted a picture of our gorgeous new clubhouse. Thank you for both your expected conformity & cooperation.
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post #2 of 90 (permalink) Old 05-15-2016, 08:27 PM
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And speaking of, do you actually have banning powers or are you just the fluffer for all the other mods and admins? What a man you are!! I think I might love you!!!!

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post #3 of 90 (permalink) Old 05-15-2016, 08:31 PM Thread Starter
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I can do ALL the cool stuff! I just don't know how to unban yet. I see you have had 3 bans already.
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In regards to the sword fighting, I nominate myself captain of the skins team. You snooze you lose
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post #5 of 90 (permalink) Old 05-15-2016, 09:29 PM
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My sword is a grower not a show-er
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Finally, a place without the beaches
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Wahahahaha, I can't believe they made this subsection.
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I cant believe they let that old goat in charge of anything even though Oldfart is the coolest, handsomest guy I've ever known & I dream to be just like him every night.

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I can do ALL the cool stuff! I just don't know how to unban yet. I see you have had 3 bans already.
And thanks for the edit.
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Damn Bob ... Forgot what you look like from front , though I have counted the freckles on your back many times .



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Damn Bob ... Forgot what you look like from front , though I have counted the freckles on your back many times .
He likes it when you play connect the dots.
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How come no girls have accidentally posted in here and been banned so far? Seems completely unfair
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Are they a little more pre-cautious than us? Do they actually think with their heads?
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Damn Bob ... Forgot what you look like from front , though I have counted the freckles on your back many times .
I'm guessing I'm prettier than you remember, right??
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I'm guessing I'm prettier than you remember, right??
Might be worth flipping you over next time ... Eye contact ftw !!!
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I'm guessing I'm prettier than you remember, right??


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Might be worth flipping you over next time ... Eye contact ftw !!!


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I love the extremely manly dance moves.
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These bastards have stolen most of my moves ... Dammit
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These bastards have stolen most of my moves ... Dammit
Why don't you post them up, big boy
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