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You rode within 6-7' of a cow laying-down on the side of the road and didn't notice it? Good thing it wasn't in the middle of the road.
I think it's more I don't remember it, you see so much crazy stuff here. I was more concentrating on the road and the view when I could. I like to think I'm a good rider, enough so I haven't crashed or dropped my bike where my friend has twice. Over here that's impressive, when you see what goes on. People don't look or giveway.. it's a free for all. Good thing I haven't learnt to swear in Vietnamese or I probably would have got my.ass kicked ha

Haha I guess seeing a cow on the side of the road seems so normal now I didn't even notice.

I've seen a dude on a moped with 5 gas bottles strapped to it. Something out of a video game! I've seen an entire bike covered with cages packed with chickens...people carrying fridges and flatscreens. Some dude two up with the passenger carrying a huge ass mirror looking at himself.

The record we've seen is 7 humans on a moped. I've seen a dude carrying a fuck8ng pig!

The craziest thing I've seen is a dude carrying a bike on another bike, 125 on a 125....does that make it a 250?



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Fancy some dog meat or some 'pigeom'?

I found the Messiah. Praise holy mountain cow
Could throw a rock into China

Almost crossed into China by accident with a bag of weed and a machete...hummm..

Some stuff from ha long/ cat ba island/ Mt mou sou

Update on my shitty little Honda win....front brake cable snapped....I think I've blown a fuse or a dead battery. No lights or electric start...other than that still going strong

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I've had pigeon in a 5 star french restaurant once but no thanks on the dog meat

I'd just slice-off a nice big steak from your friend on the mountain top there.

No front brakes or lights? Yikes, I'd be looking into those. Ride safe
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I've had pigeon in a 5 star french restaurant once but no thanks on the dog meat

I'd just slice-off a nice big steak from your friend on the mountain top there.

No front brakes or lights? Yikes, I'd be looking into those. Ride safe
Haha yeah they had an awful lot of dogs around the hotel/resteraunt. Then we saw the menu...

What's pigeon like? I imagine it's like an even more tender and richer sought of chicken.

Well it sounds really bad but when the front brake was working I could still roll the bike foward from a stop with the lever compressed. I tried to adjust it and then it snapped....seems like the back brake does all the work on these things. Never the less I will be getting it fixed plus a few other things ha.

We've made it to the northwest near Hai gang...absolutely spectacular...most amazing scenery I've seen thus far in general.

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So went the long way round to our destination. Road surface was pretty bad. Then we came to some road works. There were kids, girls and guys, scooping out buckets of asphalt to help resurface the road. I didn't know what to think...it makes me grateful for my upbringing but angry for the inequality that goes around.

Also was going up a mountain which seemed like the middle of nowhere. Was behind a guy and we came around the corner and there were 2 police officers and some army guys with ak47's. They jumped out on the road and stopped the dude on the bike in front of me and pulled him off his bike. I was just behind him stopped when they saw me and gave me a salute and signaled me through hahah?

This where we currently are. Pretty close to China !
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Awesome looking landscape
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Just edited in a little info about the day.

Thanks guys I was loving today. First time I've ever really been around assault rifles. Made me feel a little uneasy...but they saluted me so it's all good haha.
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Well today was an absolutely amazing day. Going through hill country out here. We even stumbled upon a Marijuana plantation.

I got my motorcycle cleaned and polished for $1 by three guys ha! I think they cleaned my friends bike too well and it uncovered a hole in his fuel tank which made it literally piss out fuel. Now we know why he always ran out of fuel before me. They guys who were cleaning our bikes even had their own cock fight going on ha!

Once we got down the hill I was blasting through town at top speed on my bike...I estimate 75km/h ha! Anywho there was a motorcycle cop who saw me and put his lights on and pulled out behind me. I pretended I didn't see him and kept going down the next mountain range...I lost him within about 2 corners baha.




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Don't get arrested in Vietnam!
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What area is this? I definitely want to ride this area myself.
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Don't get arrested in Vietnam!
Yes I could only imagine what a Vietnamese prison would be like...I would of pulled over but he was so god damn slow there was no point ha.

At the same time though you can pay off cops here so easily and for less than $100.

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What area is this? I definitely want to ride this area myself.
So you say you will be going there next year. What is your time frame? Also what are you there for? I assume you're not going there for the sleezy parties but more for the culture, landscapes and food?

I'd be more than happy to give you the exact route I've been taking I've been using a GPS logger the whole time. Obviously take it with a grain of salt as its your own journey but I can tell you about a few sweet spots and backroads



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No, I'm going for an adventure, not for venereal disease. Timeframe still TBD. Need to learn about when's good or bad. EG monsoon season would likely be a bummer.
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I would have tried the dog, it might be good.
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I would have tried the dog, it might be good.
Well I wouldn't go eating a Chihuahua or anything. If they had a golden retriever I would probably go for it. I imagine it would be nice and tender. I'd want the the served with the name tag so I can address my meal and call it a good boy.

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No, I'm going for an adventure, not for venereal disease. Timeframe still TBD. Need to learn about when's good or bad. EG monsoon season would likely be a bummer.
Yeh it's definitely an adventure and a half. I'm here in what is coming up to the peak of the monsoon season. Hasn't been too bad..barely been rained on. If you can tike for the dry season it will be less humid and a bit cooler.

As for diseases I probably have more than I arrived with..but that's a story for my grandchildren. Let's just say if you're gonna do a girl 5 times...bring 5 rubbers...not 3....

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