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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 11-08-2012, 09:49 PM Thread Starter
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Makes it sound sooo cool!

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...394239327.html


"Hey there junior badass, ever feel like there's a caged animal trapped inside of you?

Only one cure for that: getting a fucking sick motorcycle. A 1971 Honda CB350. This golden lady will get you to work like a full-blown go hard, transport you and your shotgun through the zombie apocalypse, and give you a new platform for barreling down the boulevard with the wind tearing at your clothes screaming, "I AM ALIVE!" on the way to fucking bikram yoga.

Runs like corn through a goose. Engine rebuilt a year ago with ~400 miles on it since then.

I put new tires on the old girl, because you don't deprive a classy lady of classy shoes. I gave her a new chain because she needed some fucking jewelry.

Electric start, kickstart, fucking push start, you name it.

Why am I selling it? Cos being alive rules, and I'm far too gnarly of a dude to have a motorcycle. I see a ramp, I'm gonna hit that motherfucker going 300 mph, backflip over the 405.

$2300 gets you the Golden Lady, two helmets, some fucking saddlebags, a shop manual, a quart of oil (plus all the oil that's up in her right now), a full tank of PREMIUM MOTHERFUCKING GASOLINE (91 octaaaaaannneeee), some links to my favorite YouTube videos, a short story about robots, a cup of coffee with me, and whatever kind of donut you want."




GSX-R750- built by a man, piloted by a woman.

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 11-08-2012, 09:57 PM
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That is frigging awesome
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Points for creativity

And can give Oldfart a run for the money in the photoshop/paint department.

http://kpr.craigslist.org/mcy/3341215523.html


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My dad tells me stories about when that was the bike.... I'm so glad I did not live back then. lol
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I just wonder why no pictures of the right side but I think it's cool.
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My dad tells me stories about when that was the bike.... I'm so glad I did not live back then. lol
Haha. I have one you can ride. It vibrates so much at 65 that is unbearable to ride. Not to mention how loose the steering is at that speed.
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lol those craigslist posts are awesome. Hopefully he sells it soon

and the chops are hilarious too!
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Why the fuck is he jumping over the bike in 1 of the pictures?
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Why the fuck is he jumping over the bike in 1 of the pictures?
To show the world how awesome the bike makes you. Better question is, why is Nicolas Cage jumping over his bike?

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To show the world how awesome the bike makes you. Better question is, why is Nicolas Cage jumping over his bike?

lol i was wondering the same thing, im guessing it was a ghost rider reference??
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If he really wanted to showcase his bike, he would've gotten Brad Pitt with his bike
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If he really wanted a girl to buy his bike, he would've gotten Brad Pitt with his bike
Fixed.

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Haha. I have one you can ride. It vibrates so much at 65 that is unbearable to ride. Not to mention how loose the steering is at that speed.
I can imagine I started out on a 78 cb750 and compared to even my 92 gsxr it was terrible. lol
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Saw this on imgur, awesome. One of the best ads i've seen on CL
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