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post #21 of 63 (permalink) Old 11-07-2012, 05:50 AM
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Normally i would be well ahead of anyone who is pissed off at me. But the other day I pulled in front of a minivan right before a lane merge. I honestly wasn't doing anything crazy. I was next in line behind her maybe going 40 in 5th gear on my 600. Cracked the throttle to sneak in before her but by no means anything wreckless.

Anyway up the road I need to check my phone and I pull into a subdivision type deal and throw down the kickstand mid-u-turn around a flowered divider. I'm checking my phone and see a van behind me.

Naturally my first instinct is to be polite and see if she needed help with anything. Wrong. I finally discover she is stopped and squinting her eyes because she's trying to memorize my plate. I throw my hands in the air in a "wtf" motion and she speeds off at 10 mph.

I put my gloves on and get out of there and proceed to have a ruined ride in a shitty mood till I get home.

"40 mph in 5th gear.."

How bad was your bike bogging down?

"she speeds off at 10 mph.."

Really, she "sped off" @ 10?
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Nothing. She can call the po-po and complain all she wants. Nothing will happen to me.
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This thread sucks. Who cares if she takes your plate number. The tool bags around here that "dip" the cops use plate flippers. And how can you "dip" the cops if they aren't even there. Moron.
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Random people don't take plate numbers for no reason. You may not think you were being a douche but she did... and so do the rest of us.

To answer the retarded question, if someone is taking my tag I don't care. Why? Because it means nothing unless I'm riding like an idiot. I don't. So I have nothing to worry about.
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Re: what do you do when soccer moms try to memorize your plate number?

His story is just a prequel of what is yet to come.
She gets his license plate to look it up and find out where he lives. Where she will hire dozens of hitmans to come take him out.
So an epic battle will transpire as guns are going off, a barrage of bullets will fly by as he speeds off on his bike, yet obeying the speed limit as a good law abiding citizen would..

See, this is the exciting part that's soon to come!
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His story is just a prequel of what is yet to come.
She gets his license plate to look it up and find out where he lives. Where she will hire dozens of hitmans to come take him out.
So an epic battle will transpire as guns are going off, a barrage of bullets will fly by as he speeds off on his bike, yet obeying the speed limit as a good law abiding citizen would..

See, this is the exciting part that's soon to come!
I thought maybe it was the start to a porn. She back traces him on the inter webs and finds his house goes over and spanks him for being so damn cool for having a motorcycle and being a bad boy. I picture it being some cougar porn probably.
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I thought maybe it was the start to a porn. She back traces him on the inter webs and finds his house goes over and spanks him for being so damn cool for having a motorcycle and being a bad boy. I picture it being some cougar porn probably.
+1 This is more likely. Cougars like bikers. Except pussy one's who are afraid that a soccer mom took down their license plate.
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But something did happen. A liberal cunt on the rag tried to get me arrested. And I don't take kindly to that.
The only cunt in this story is the one who wrote it.
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I thought maybe it was the start to a porn. She back traces him on the inter webs and finds his house goes over and spanks him for being so damn cool for having a motorcycle and being a bad boy. I picture it being some cougar porn probably.
Or she makes him crash and then invites him in her house to rape him in the ass with a dry cucumber and when he leaves he "doesnt remember anything"








































Oh wait... I forgot OP wasnt Bassagent
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"minivan" "Sped off at 10mph" That is some crazy shit right there. Glad you are OK!
i damn near pissed myself!!
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This thread had my dying in class. You guys are ruthless.

I never care if people try to get plates. What are they gonna do, call the cops and give them a plate number? Unless they have video or multiple witnesses, it's your word against her's. Dgaf.


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But something did happen. A liberal cunt on the rag tried to get me arrested. And I don't take kindly to that.
You piss a lady off when you cut her off on your bike, she takes your plate number.... and for that, you call her a 'cunt'? Your parents must be so proud.



That's like saying I stepped on this guy's foot and he told me to watch it. What a complete fucking ASSHOLE! Then I proceed to rant about this ordeal on a public forum.
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You piss a lady off when you cut her off on your bike, she takes your plate number.... and for that, you call her a 'cunt'? Your parents must be so proud.



That's like saying I stepped on this guy's foot and he told me to watch it. What a complete fucking ASSHOLE! Then I proceed to rant about this ordeal on a public forum.
Just make sure your rant has no point and is anticlimactic.
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I probably would have seen if I could overtake her van as she sped away, maybe run it up to 15 or 20 if you had to, than do a one handed wheelie past her as you flip her off with your other hand. Than I would have cut her off, pulled her out of the car & hypnotized her, forcing her to forget your plate number, & steal the piece of paper she had with your plate number on it. That would be the coolest thing ever.

These young guys in here aren't gangsta like you & me, they just don't get how we gangstas need to be.



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"she speeds off at 10 mph."
Whoa...must have had the pedal to the metal on that one.
Hope no one was injured during the hard launch and all.
Smoking mini van tires and g-forces can permanently injure small soccer squirts.
You should have flipped the script and taken down her plate number for that unsafe start and endangering the welfare of a minor(s)
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I probably would have seen if I could overtake her van as she sped away, maybe run it up to 15 or 20 if you had to, than do a one handed wheelie past her as you flip her off with your other hand. Than I would have cut her off, pulled her out of the car & hypnotized her, forcing her to forget your plate number, & steal the piece of paper she had with your plate number on it. That would be the coolest thing ever.

These young guys in here aren't gangster like you & me, they just don't get how we gangsters need to be.

And then...You would have taken her camping!
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oldfart, do you ever get tired of being so right all the time?
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oldfart, do you ever get tired of being so right all the time?
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