Said child would be met with an ass whoopin' in my house.
Just say NO to drugs, son.
dude.. if only. i'm barely a stepmonster. tried dealing with the door slamming thing since he does it in his bedroom too. bedroom is pretty ok now, but I am usually reading in bed (enjoying the quiet) when he leaves for school. if i'm not down there to say anything, it's not fair to bitch later.